Gene Hackman dead at 95

[Lagduf]

How the hell does a dead dog eat pills?

If the dog is a Zombie and this is a Return of the Living Dead situation then the authorities are going to definitely need to send more cops.

 

[Taiso]

The hyphen cracking the case.

 

[Average Joe]

Poor phrasing on my part. Story says pills were found all over the counter and floor, so I assumed the dog came by, ate some of them, and died alongside the woman.

I was hoping you'd talk about the possibility of a zombie dog brought back to life temporarily by hoodoo magic practiced by secret Hollywood cults or something fun instead of taking me seriously.

 

[Average Joe]

If the dog is a Zombie and this is a Return of the Living Dead situation then the authorities are going to definitely need to send more cops.

THERE IT IS

 

[StevenK]

I was hoping you'd talk about the possibility of a zombie dog brought back to life temporarily by hoodoo magic practiced by secret Hollywood cults or something fun instead of taking me seriously.

Is this your first time talking to fami?

 

[famicommander]

Is this your first time talking to fami?

No, we've spoken several times prior to this point in time. Thanks for your question, though.

 

[Neo Alec]

Seems like the initial reports weren't particularly detailed or accurate.

 

[Average Joe]

Is this your first time talking to fami?

He's an interesting fellow.

He's very passionate and vocal about what he's into and what he's not into--very black and white in that way.

It took me a while to figure him out, but I get it now and outside of the *whooshes* over his head every so often, he vibes rather well here.

Cool guy--would kiss roughly.

 

[Taiso]

Seems like the initial reports weren't particularly detailed or accurate.

We all want to craft a narrative because we all want to make sense of it.

 

[ChuChu Flamingo]

My CO2 detectors are going off right now but I don't give a damn.

My bullshit detector is going off.

 

[Ralfakick]

Could just be clickbate I still think it’s carbon monoxide. Death now deemed suspicious

 

[famicommander]

If it were a gas leak wouldn't the other two dogs have died as well?

 

[lithy]

 

[StevenK]

If it were a gas leak wouldn't the other two dogs have died as well?

I imagine it was a big house

 

[Ralfakick]

I imagine it was a big house

Video says the door was open that’s an interesting development

 

[StevenK]

How would the other dogs stay alive for the time taken for the wife to mummify, without food or water, presumably

 

[max 330 megafartz]

How would the other dogs stay alive for the time taken for the wife to mummify, without food or water, presumably

 

[mainman]

He went out in a tragic way like Reeves

 

[Fygee]

Video says the door was open that’s an interesting development

That changes everything, especially since Gene was found in the mudroom which is usually at the home entrance.

But he was also 95 and the hypoxia may have been too much even if the door was open to let air in.

Fuck me, if this ends up being a murder/suicide, it's going to really, really suck.

 

[Ralfakick]

That changes everything, especially since Gene was found in the mudroom which is usually at the home entrance.

But he was also 95 and the hypoxia may have been too much even if the door was open to let air in.

Fuck me, if this ends up being a murder/suicide, it's going to really, really suck.

They also say pills by his wife which sounds more like murder suicide

 

[Lagduf]

Seems like the initial reports weren't particularly detailed or accurate.

I think a local New Mexico paper broke the story and they didn’t have much info, then it was picked up by other major news outlets but the story was kind of slowing moving at first since essentially nothing was known.

 

[Lagduf]

That changes everything, especially since Gene was found in the mudroom which is usually at the home entrance.

But he was also 95 and the hypoxia may have been too much even if the door was open to let air in.

Fuck me, if this ends up being a murder/suicide, it's going to really, really suck.

Where I’ve lived a mudroom is usually a side or ancillary entrance, not the front.

Can I get an opinion on this from some of my fellow autists?

 

[StevenK]

Mudroom sounds like something you'd find in a german fetish club

 

[SNKNostalgia]

Poor phrasing on my part. Story says pills were found all over the counter and floor, so I assumed the dog came by, ate some of them, and died alongside the woman.

This!

 

[Heinz]

Mudroom sounds like something you'd find in a german fetish club

In the case of Hackman I'd say it has something more to do with a meat cleaver and poor imported south americans but it must just be my imagination.