Average Joe

Godzilla Minus One The most character-driven Godzilla movie to date and it is quite engaging because of it. All the characters are...

Last GTA game I played was never ago. Now if you'll excuse me I need to go fetch a bandage because I just cut myself on that wicked edge.

I looked up some of Yong's other VA worked after hearing this nightmare and most of it is sounded fine to me. This is just a horribly...

That's the exact movie that marks him starting to fall off. Some stuff after this is still fun in its own way, but it doesn't top...

One might even say brashness and street smarts...

As someone who just got done seeing all these movies for the first time (with the exception of 1 and 2) and can comfortably say that I...

Resident Evil Afterlife: So I guess Mr. Anderson was too good for the plotline filled with a telekinetic Alice clone army because they...

I like that one almost solely for the carnival setting since the only thing more gross than a carnival is a 70s carnival.

Yeah., he's far from alone. We've probably been over this before but Event Horizon is yet another thing that the internet beat to...

Going to text you to tell you to shut the fuck up... gimme a sec.

I love Event Horizon. The more I watch it the more I dig it. Such a shame all that great uncut gore is lost forever as it was...

Milla is married to Paul and they have something like five or six kids together. Rich Evans' laugh is the Siren song that would lure me...

SOLD

Resident Evil: Extinction Milla Jovovich sets a bunch of zombie crows on fire with her mind. There is a lot to unpack in this movie as...

Resident Evil What a bafflingly bad movie in all the wrong ways--it doesn't even have the benefit of being so bad it's fun as it is...