So some asshole claims my wife ran over his foot.

[Segata_Sanshiro]

I hate stupid people

Anyway you've got nothing to worry about, this guy is full of shit and the world would be better off if he were dragged out and shot

 

[Eric]

I bet the guy's name was Dan.

 

[Maury V.]

Hook, line and sinker

I'm sorry but I laughed pretty hard at this. Is it sad that I was waiting for someone to fall for the trap?

On a serious note, i'm sorry that happened to your wife, dood. Get that shit taken care of, don't give him any free rides.

 

[alec]

A dumb lady drove a forklift over my foot at an old workplace years ago. I really didn't like her, she's a moron. It really didn't hurt (that much), but it left a big dent in my boot. I'm not one to exaggerate a workplace injury, though some drama could have been profitable I suppose.

 

[Ruell]

Heck they wanted your address? sounds more like they wanted to rob your house or something

 

[complexz]

ohhh its like stereotype vs stereotype!

is the woman a bad driver or is the black guy a crook!

EDIT: came off more dickish than intended, no offence to your girlfriend of course who I imagine is in the right... good luck with the situation I am a terrible asshole.

 

[starscream615]

Heck they wanted your address? sounds more like they wanted to rob your house or something

That's what I thought at first especially cuz they were dumbfounded when I told her to call the police. But they ended up with our address anyway now due to the police paperwork. Guy still hasn't called.

 

[brentsg]

She should have just given them the chicken.

 

[Rade K]

Oh, god, jesus, please let starscream get taken for every penny.

Please.

 

[BigTinz]

WHAT DID YOU GET FROM POPEYES?!

 

[LoneSage]

yeah I'm going with the asshole's story. I can understand if the guy's foot wasn't in pain, because sometimes that happens - so he'd be nervous to call the cops.

but who knows? maybe tomorrow, next week, etc the foot pain might act up.

tell your wife to watch where she fucking pulls out

Oh, god, jesus, please let starscream get taken for every penny.

Please.

ahahahaha

 

[Poonman]

I smell a lawsuit.




Your back was thrown out because of your weight problem, so sue Popeyes.

Get paid.

Buy moar Popeyes.

Repeat.

 

[SouthtownKid]

no offence to your girlfriend of course who I imagine is in the right...

Good imagination.

 

[SSS]

Oh, god, jesus, please let starscream get taken for every penny.

Please.

"I had 1650 Video games, duplicates were sold off first. "

 

[Xavier]

No not total bullshit, a taxi reversed over my foot once and being honest it didnt really hurt. The people who were with me told me play on it and put a claim in but im not like that. the driver was shitting himself so i didnt take it any further.

Edit - I think the main reason it didnt hurt me was down to the trainers i was wearing. they look like normal trainers but are quite tough over the toes. I suppose if i had some All Stars on it would be different story.

Ive had my feet run over a bunch and nothing bad ever happened, A little pressure maybe. Now if it got up higher towards my ankle or the tire was flat or low profile or skinny maybe then.

 

[SNKorSWM]

If you're going to the ghetto, then you should wear ghetto clothes and drive a ghetto car. That 2011 Honda outside a Popeye's sticks out like a neon sign saying "hey I'm loaded".

 

[Dr Shroom]

WHAT DID YOU GET FROM POPEYES?!

I bet it was chicken.

 

[starscream615]

yeah I'm going with the asshole's story. I can understand if the guy's foot wasn't in pain, because sometimes that happens - so he'd be nervous to call the cops.

but who knows? maybe tomorrow, next week, etc the foot pain might act up.

tell your wife to watch where she fucking pulls out




ahahahaha

Thanks lone, I hope your nipples fall off.

 

[Buro Destruct]

i know when my back is out the first thing i want is deep friend "chicken" to add to the already immense weight my spine is trying to support.

the enter key is on your keyboard for a reason, learn to use it.

 

[aria]

This thread is progressing well...

 

[starscream615]

I bet it was chicken.

12 piece meal deal. We had a coupon from the interwebs.

 

[cannonball]

Got 7 pieces of original recipe for $5 at KFC on Saturday. I managed not to run over anyone in the process. I was pretty pumped.

 

[starscream615]

Got 7 pieces of original recipe for $5 at KFC on Saturday. I managed not to run over anyone in the process. I was pretty pumped.

KFC is shit. Nothing compared to Popeye's chicken. Alas, I will probably never get to go there again due to the traumatic experience of my wife. No more ghetto grazing for me which will cut off most of my flea market access.

 

[starscream615]

Update: In the middle of giving my insurance agent his recorded statement, after admitting it was his fault because he went under his car while my wife was in the car, the guy stopped and just said "Never mind, I'm not even hurt, there is no claim." and ended it.

 

[aria]

Update: In the middle of giving my insurance agent his recorded statement, after admitting it was his fault because he went under his car while my wife was in the car, the guy stopped and just said "Never mind, I'm not even hurt, there is no claim." and ended it.