Movie opinions thread (what have you seen, what did you think?)

terry.330

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All of the little touches like Leeroy eating his popcorn with chopsticks is just so dumb that I can't help but love it for its unashamed stupidity--it is very self-aware and it works well for knowing that.
That whole movie theater scene is great. I love how the entire theater just breaks out into a full on kung-fu brawl like it's totally normal. The while movie is like a live action cartoon, it's incredible.
 
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Average Joe

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That whole movie theater scene is great. I love how the entire theater is just breaks out into a kung-fu brawl like it's totally normal. The while movie is like a live action cartoon, it's incredible.
I looked up Taimak on Instagram and the dude looks incredible--60 years old and he looks like he could be 40.
 

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Tremors 4: The Legend Begins- An enjoyable prequel set in the old west. A nice way to setup the town of Perfection and establish the Gummer line. Michael Gross of course plays Burt's (great?) grandfather but the twist is he's not a survivalist gun nut, instead he's a big city dandy totally out of his element. It's a direct to video sequel so the production value is pretty low but not embarrassing. Fortunately they decided to cut down on the goofiness a little and the bad CG considerably. Part 3 was just too cheap and goofy and I think they realized that. The supporting cast is mostly fine and Billy Drago shows up for a little bit to ham it up. A good lazy afternoon movie that maintains the spirit of the series.
 

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Black Rain

Directed by Ridley Scott. Has similar atmosphere to Blade Runner (dark & gritty). Dark Tokyo streets at night, with all the neon lights.
 
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Despicable Me 4 - it’s a movie about a middle-aged man coming to terms with being a father, and also becoming unlikely friends with a young teenage girl that lives next door in a relationship wasn't creepy or inappropriate at all. I found it instantly relatable and I cried at the end.

I give it 2 moe’s up.

Spoiler:


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Despicable Me 4 - it’s a movie about a middle-aged man coming to terms with being a father
...which is as relatable to kids as all that senate politics stuff in the Star Wars prequels. Way to cater to your audience.
 

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...which is as relatable to kids as all that senate politics stuff in the Star Wars prequels. Way to cater to your audience.
Remember when Jar Jar gave a speech to the delegation and everyone took him seriously and acted like he was an intelligent creature worthy of their attention and not just some big retarded ugly rabbit thing?
 

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...which is as relatable to kids as all that senate politics stuff in the Star Wars prequels. Way to cater to your audience.
Despicable Me 1 - 543M
Despicable Me 2 - 971M
Despicable Me 3 - 1.03B
Despicable Me 4 - 500M in its first 2 weeks
Minions 1 - 1.2B
Minions 2 - 940M

Something tells me these guys know what their audience wants better than you.
 

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Code Unknown
This is my third Haneke movie, after The Piano Teacher and Funny Games. They've all been great so far. This one seems to be the epitome of the multiple-characters'-narrative-threads-weaving-together-via-editing style – something that culminated in the dumbed-down-for-idiot-America Crash. Code Unknown is much more subtle and is about the breakdown of communication between different societies or even different social levels in one society. One thread follows and semi-famous French actress and her boyfriend's brother, another is about a poor family that immigrated from Africa, and the other is about a lady who leaves her family in war-torn Eastern Europe to beg on the streets of Paris. All three start together in the opening scene of the movie and the connections unravels from there,

Haneke uses long shots – some nearly 10 minutes. So between this and the editing, it's a pretty stylish movie. He also seems to just present ideas, questions, and context rather than say, "Here's what I think about this issue." So after the movie I had a bit of a "so what" feeling, but after thinking about it more, it all came together. I'm definitely going to watch this again; it seems to be one of those movies that has a bigger impact the second time.
 

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I don't know why STK feels the need to criticize the plot choices of a movie intended for children (which he will never see) in a ridiculously successful franchise.

I just wanted to point out that he's stupid to do so. If you keep making roughly a billion dollars every time you try something, you should probably just keep trying it until it fails to make a billion dollars.
 

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I don't know why STK feels the need to criticize the plot choices of a movie intended for children (which he will never see) in a ridiculously successful franchise.

I just wanted to point out that he's stupid to do so. If you keep making roughly a billion dollars every time you try something, you should probably just keep trying it until it fails to make a billion dollars.
You're like that kid in the glasses from Polar Express that spits facts that nobody cares about.

 

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My favorite part is that he just had to look up the box office takes of that entire series of movies as if anyone gives a shit
STK clearly gives enough of a shit to give them advice on what to do with their insanely successful franchise.
 

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popularity ≠ quality
profit ≠ quality

(popularity + profit) = 1/quality
 
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