I just like how Keanu Reeves is clearly going into contract negotiations with film makers and basically saying:
"Ok, look whats this one about? Im a hitman and basically the baddest assest one ever? OK thats fine but I'm not gonna shave or comb my hair."
"Ok, look whats this one about? Im a resurrected innanet messiah? OK thats fine but I'm not gonna shave or comb my hair."
"Ok, look whats this one about? Im literally a tumbleweed in the new 3D animated Spongebob movie? OK thats fine but I'm not gonna shave or comb my hair."
"Ok, look whats this one about? I'm an older Ted Theodore Logan and I gotta save time again? OK thats fine but I'm not gonna shave or comb my hair."
"Ok, look whats this one about? Im a roboticist that loses his family and can clone them? OK thats fine but I'm not gonna shave or comb my hair."
And
every single one of those film makers is like: "Yeah... yeah man thats fine. Whatever you say Keanu."
BTW that's not a dig on KR. Love the dude and his movies, and he seems like a genuinely nice/humble person. I just think its funny how he's got enough hollywood clout now that he can pretty much do that

He's come a long way from telling Steve Martin that his youngest son has been jerkin it.