This guy married his dead girlfriend

SouthtownKid

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What's sad is that a lot of people doing this probably believe it eliminates the necessity of a prenup.
 

cdamm

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it would be easy to feel bad for the guy who lost his lady, if he wasnt a director who was posting pics and video all over the place for publicity.
 

Jedah Doma

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I guess he wanted her to be as stiff as him on their wedding night!

*rimshot*
 

Sixth

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Poonman

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I wanna make a joke about her cheating on the husband with me, but I cant find a way to make it funny.
 

SNKorSWM

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Waiting for the guy to announce that they have a baby in a few.
 

ratson

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Oh no need to worry about that. Don't have one.

Sorry to hear that, Yue.

Been missing out on a lot of stuff, being without proper internet for over 8 months will do that to a person.
Oh well, I am back. Alive and kicking, more than you can say about that guys wife.
I also hope he realizes she will become wrinkled and ugly in Guiness book of records time.
 

sylvie

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The beauty of being a corpse is that you no must never be burdened with life's trivialities. Consent, beauty, manners, behaving, morality; they're all left for the living to bathe in. People with the carcass from a romance should be left in peace to do what they choose with the body of their lover, if they were truly bound. The last and most striking material gift that can be left for a lover in mortality by someone who has passed is their very own flesh and frame.
 
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BobbyPeru

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The beauty of being a corpse is that you no must never be burdened with life's trivialities. Consent, beauty, manners, behaving, morality; they're all left for the living to bathe in. People with the carcass from a romance should be left in peace to do what they choose with the body of their lover, if they were truly bound. The last and most striking material gift that can be left for a lover in mortality by someone who has passed is their very own flesh and frame.

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