Spike Spiegel said:
Stop right there. According to Christian faiths (which, again, I am no part of), being gay is wrong. I didn't say I think it's wrong, I'm telling you for them. I'm speaking for them. Where did you read this? If it's been changed, where were you given this knowledge? I could care less if Jesus was a kung fu fighting, womanizing pastry chef. You said that what they believe against... he does. It's just pretty crazy not to be offended. I know they will be. I no longer play for their team, but your claims are astounding.
I looked up one of them. John was reclining on Jesus's bosom. Big deal, the man's god. I think your fantasy about what was written has gone a little too far. Again, I think the whole thing is a book of bullshit, but you seem to want to go pretty far to piss off the Christians on this website.
Okay, Spike, here's your mistake. What we think of as being gay today, that's not what people thought of as homosexual in times of yore. For example, during Shakespeare's era, if you were consumed with the desire to bang hot young guys' assholes all day long and had zero interest in women, that was fine unless you actually acted on your desires. You weren't gay unless you actually fucked men exclusively. You could even sleep in the same bed as a man and cuddle, and no one would consider you gay unless you actually did it.
So don't impose modern senses of sexuality on the past, it doesn't make any sense.
I'm not an expert on that era's sexuality, but I'd venture to say they just wanted you to get married and have kids. If Joseph fucked a few dudes, say, I bet no one would care as long as he took care of Mary. Mind you, I'm speculating, but it's an educated guess of sorts.
So, by my logic, Jesus could well have been considered gay or bi by our standards, but straight by ancient standards. So possibly, the Bible (full of shit though it is) could still condemn homosexuality and have a dude-lovin' savior at the same time.
Here's another news flash for the Bible-thumpers: Jesus wasn't white. He was a fucking arab. If he tried to get on a plane nowadays, he'd probably be detained and searched or something.