Forum slow af recently

TheJiggler

Jiggle Mod
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404 this fucking site! Get it over with!
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Takumaji

Master Enabler
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Jul 24, 2001
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I would love to hand over the keys to someone who is willing, able and trustworthy enough to give the ng.com server some much-needd TLC - if I had them.

My mails to Shawn and Mouse remain unanswered.

The admin interface of the forum software only allows access to user/forum-related stuff, there's no way to change server settings.

Don't really know what to do.
 

BeefFieri

Flavortown Mod
20 Year Member
Joined
Mar 19, 2001
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I would love to hand over the keys to someone who is willing, able and trustworthy enough to give the ng.com server some much-needd TLC - if I had them.

My mails to Shawn and Mouse remain unanswered.

The admin interface of the forum software only allows access to user/forum-related stuff, there's no way to change server settings.

Don't really know what to do.

You're doing your best, okay?
 

kernow

Superior Being
20 Year Member
Joined
Sep 1, 2001
Posts
37,163
Server gonna crash soon. Just sayin
Something in the background is hogging resources
 

prof

A Great Place to Store Your Dildo Collection
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Server gonna crash soon. Just sayin
Something in the background is hogging resources
Reminds me of my mom's laptop. I took a look at it over the weekend because she said, "it's running slow." Understatement of the year. Apparently, the Best Buy geek squad characters loaded a multitude of bloat onto it. There were 11 programs enabled on startup. Two of which were anti-virus programs, and one of which was a VPN. When I began unstalling some of these things, she told me she needed them. "Tell me what a VPN is, mom, and I'll let you keep it." Haha

After some uninstallions and disabling a number of things, and a few updates later, her HP is now running like a mid-grade laptop from 2011. Which is a massive improvement from where it was before I opened it. Pretty sure I can double her ram at least, but there's nothing I can do about that 4 core/4 thread Intel chip.
 

wyo

Ned's Ninja Academy Dropout
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i don't think kernow can network the forum like rot could. PROVE ME WRONG
 

prof

A Great Place to Store Your Dildo Collection
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Would it make a difference to force login to the site? (Currently only 8 members and 1,251 guests browsing)
How many of those guests are human? That's part of the problem too. Looking at the who's online section, the vast majority are bots.
 
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