The worst Neo Geo cover art?

[theMot]

Not Neo, but hell. Russell Grant, that man has a face that makes games just fly off the shelves.

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Face like a smacked ass

 

[wyo]

Aside from the eye shadow, The Super Spy cover is aiight. Better than the game anyway. Here is the Taliban Edition:

 

[El Maricon Loco]

Same here, don't think Super Spy competes with some of the others, but I will admit that font hurts. I don't know - anything with a military theme is target for a stencil font, but if I were trying to give off a bad-assed spy vibe, I'd be looking for a slicker font. Either subtle or slick, like 007. I think that gold was an attempt at that.

 

[NeoGeoNinja]

Same here, don't think Super Spy competes with some of the others...

No, it fucking DOES. Actual serious levels of competition are at hand here. Deadly fucking serious.

...but I will admit that font hurts. I don't know - anything with a military theme is target for a stencil font, but if I were trying to give off a bad-assed spy vibe, I'd be looking for a slicker font. Either subtle or slick, like 007. I think that gold was an attempt at that.

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[El Maricon Loco]

No, it fucking DOES. Actual serious levels of competition are at hand here. Deadly fucking serious.

I LOVE IT DUDE, flying off the handle is good shit.

Seriously though - if you'd please look at Exhibit B - Compare the fonts, which really is the worst thing about The Super Spy cover. The Ninja Combat font looks like it was drawn on a napkin then put on the box. Even if we aren't taking the HORRIBLE mongoloid art into consideration, I think the winner of shittiness is clear.

 

[Mac91]

NeoGeoNinja, we all know Dalton was one of the best Bonds.

 

[El Maricon Loco]

NeoGeoNinja, we all know Dalton was one of the best Bonds.

Ok.

 

[nappyleon]

Art of fighting 1 for real.

 

[HeavyMachineGoob]

All the Mahjong covers are terrible, they could only be loved by a Japanese person.

I thought this one was pretty terrible in particular, seeing how it doesn't have actual box art to begin with. It's just a logo on a single color background.

The US version is way more action packed:

 

[NeoGeoNinja]

ASO II cover is a bit uninspired, but I don't particularly dislike it.

I certainly prefer it over the 'action packed' US variant.

I think they should have run with the Manual/Label/NGCD art for the JPN home cart box art myself

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[SNKorSWM]

This is probably the most phallic one.

 

[mcjefe]

Fatal Fury 1 US takes the cake for me.

 

[BerryTogart]

unfortunately Fatal Fury 1 US

 

[Tw3ek]

All the Mahjong covers are terrible, they could only be loved by a Japanese person.

 

[Takumaji]

Fatal Fury 1 US takes the cake for me.

Same here, and it looks even uglier if you put it next to the awesome Japanese version.

 

[HeavyMachineGoob]

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You're a Japanese person?

 

[wataru330]

 

[andsuchisdeath]

Stop reading my dreams.

 

[Gonzo]

Now that's what am talking about!

 

[mr perkins]

Right there. It is Mega Man NES bad.
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I guess it's in the eye of the beholder.fatal fury 1 Euro and dog tag are my favourite cover art of all time. Worst apart from thrash rally,is matrimilee.awful awful almost little girls toy like cover.after kid 2000 the kof 01 and 02 games on aes left a lot to be desired.

 

[Electric Grave]

You folks are trashing my 3 Count Bout Full Frontal Insert...I really poured serious PS skillz on it...c'mon, it's not that bad.