Skips Interactive Presents: THE SKIPS Nt!

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Skips interactive is proud to release our new flagship product, THE SKIPS Nt!

Why settle for this....



WHEN YOU COULD HAVE THIS!



This baby is a new manufacture NES that has everything you could possibly need! It does S-Video, RGB, Composhit, Component, and even HDMI! But wait that is not all this beauty does! It even upscales games to 4K! THATS RIGHT, I SAID 4 FUCKING K! Want to play your Famicom games on it? Well do not worry she does both NES and Famicom games IN FULL STEREO SOUND! None of that fake stereo bullshit you see other modders trying to pass off as legit!

JUST LOOK UPON ITS BEAUTIFUL HAND CRAFTED CUSTOM CASE! ITS BUILT FROM BULLET PROOF HAND CRAFTED STAINLESS STEEL!





You would expect a console this amazing to be worth a fuck ton would you not?! Well lucky for you it is cheaper than your Rich step dads Ferrari!

For just a few bills more we will even throw in our new reproduction wireless gun controller! Here it is in action!

 
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shitty game anyway..
 

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My dick just got hard thinking about some 4k Wario Woods
 

Teddy KGB

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No HiFi? Pshhh...

And that gif is freakishly realistic Adderall.
 

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Only for the low low price of $599! (Controllers not included)
 

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HAHAHA. I'd pay more if was covered in one of these:

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Skips

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Can you either confirm or deny the robbing of official parts? :D


I'm sorry but more information will be available at the end of March 2014. I can't wait to show you all whats inside of it!
 

Karou

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Look at all that Aircraft Grade Aluminum. It's Beautiful.
ITS BUILT FROM BULLET PROOF HAND CRAFTED STAINLESS STEEL!
hoe much it cost? I check ebat for rbg nes and see nothing all of the time.
 

Skips

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Yeah, I don't know. A top-loader is much easier on the dick.

It came to our attention early on in development that the average penis size of our customer base was quite small. We decided to go with the front loader due to its smaller space when in the down position. We felt this would accommodate our customer base much better than the top loader. If we begin to get a customers with a larger average size we may consider the top loading design.
 

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ITS BUILT FROM BULLET PROOF HAND CRAFTED STAINLESS STEEL!
hoe much it cost? I check ebat for rbg nes and see nothing all of the time.

It will be less that a high end CMVS.
 

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Skips employs gremlins to "Liberate" the much needed material!

Actually sometime around the 8th of march we came into a cheap source for aircraft grade aluminum. Our source does wish to remain anonymous though.
 

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Actually sometime around the 8th of march we came into a cheap source for aircraft grade aluminum. Our source does wish to remain anonymous though.

I have a picture from a undisclosed source that clearly shows your workers "acquiring" the aluminium from a aircraft base. Is this the standard practice, and has it been cleared by your workers union?

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