Skips Interactive Presents: THE SKIPS Nt!

[Skips]

I have a picture from a undisclosed source that clearly shows your workers "acquiring" the aluminium from a aircraft base. Is this the standard practice, and has it been cleared by your workers union?

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More information will become available at the end of next month.

 

[Dr Shroom]

I take a dozen. PM me.

 

[ChuChu Flamingo]

Are you harvesting actual metal from workable air planes? It would be a shame to be killing perfectly good airplanes that can still fly.

 

[El Maricon Loco]

I have a picture from a undisclosed source that clearly shows your workers "acquiring" the aluminium from a aircraft base. Is this the standard practice, and has it been cleared by your workers union?

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I'll take Skips' plane gremlins to the ones the "other guys" use.



They harvest mid-flight.

 

[Ninjainspandex]

but can you beat Christophs low low price of $500? and for just $50 he will include an RARE original NES controller. http://analogueinteractive.com/products/analogue-nt

 

[greedostick]

Is there a port for a dick in the back? If so I may be interested. I have friends whom I like to game with and 2 slots for dicks would be better than one.

 

[lastcallhall]

Is there a port for a dick in the back? If so I may be interested. I have friend whom I like to game with and 2 slots for dicks would be better than one.

That's 49 bucks extra.

 

[Pasky]

Where are the anodized colors?

 

[2D_mastur]

Not Jewy enough.

 

[soviet conscript]

and wheres the extra slot for Japanese dicks? I don't want to go through the inconvenience of using an adapter.

 

[BerryTogart]

Fetch the pitchforks - it's even covered on a german blog now: http://www.golem.de/news/analogue-nt-nes-famicom-kombination-mit-hd-ausgabe-1405-106284.html

 

[Skips]

Guys Guys, All will be revealed in time. I cant wait to show you more information on this thing! All I can say for now is there was a delay while our source pulls more aluminum out of the oc...factory.

 

[DonBurgundy]

I saw this thread in the list of new posts yesterday and came back to it just now in hopes of an alternative lol smh.... This thread is fucking HILARIOUS tho! I can't wait for more info. All I need now is a DeLorean to get to March 2014

 

[ROBO2011]

Wow wish i had money!!!

 

[ki_atsushi]

This motherfucker is becoming more attractive to me by the day... put me in for a Skips™.

 

[Pasky]

When is the wooden (furniture) model going to be available?

 

[BladeDancer314]

are there any overheating issues?

 

[skinny503]

Where are the anodized colors?

After talking to one of the gremlins, they did mention that "piss yellow" will be offered, when asked how they came up with the color he only replied "well it was in the toilet and I didnt want to move it while doing my business......"

 

[lastcallhall]

I'll take mine in Malaysian blood-red, please.

 

[Skips]

are there any overheating issues?

The unit is cooled with liquid Nitrogen, there will be no overheating issues.

I am also happy to announce the pre-pre-order price of $498.99! For this price you preorder a preorder slot for when preorders open up. Don't miss your chance at getting a preorder slot, buy your pre pre order today!

We also managed to come by a large stock of brand new, still sealed in the box, original Famicoms and NES systems. We will be using the PPU and CPU from the Famicoms to bring you the most stunning NES console to date! In order to bring you the most authentic NES experience we will be using the brand new NES system's controller ports. This ensures all your original controllers work and the controller ports are minty fresh! And hey, if you don't want to use your own controllers you can buy our NOS Famicom and NES controllers for the low low price of $102.99!

System will include a composite video cable. PSU, RCA audio cables, RGB cables, component cables, S-video cables, and 4k HD Video adapter all sold separately.


Finalized features for the system include...

Coming Soon

 

[T.A.P.]

The unit is cooled with liquid Nitrogen, there will be no overheating issues.

I am also happy to announce the pre-pre-order price of $498.99! For this price you preorder a preorder slot for when preorders open up. Don't miss your chance at getting a preorder slot, buy your pre pre order today!

We also managed to come by a large stock of brand new, still sealed in the box, original Famicoms and NES systems. We will be using the PPU and CPU from the Famicoms to bring you the most stunning NES console to date! In order to bring you the most authentic NES experience we will be using the brand new NES system's controller ports. This ensures all your original controllers work and the controller ports are minty fresh! And hey, if you don't want to use your own controllers you can buy our NOS Famicom and NES controllers for the low low price of $102.99!

System will include a composite video cable. PSU, RCA audio cables, RGB cables, component cables, S-video cables, and 4k HD Video adapter all sold separately.


Finalized features for the system include...

Coming Soon

Do you offer a grading service for your pre-pre-orders?

 

[Skips]

Do you offer a grading service for your pre-pre-orders?

No but you get a nice warm fuzzy feeling knowing that you preorded a slot to purchase a preorder!

 

[AppleiDog]

Are you going to be doing the controversial Ivory edition made from African elephants? if so put me in for 2, Would Ugandan dollars do for payment?

 

[Skips]

Are you going to be doing the controversial Ivory edition made from African elephants? if so put me in for 2, Would Ugandan dollars do for payment?

More details at the end of march.

 

[HeavyMachineGoob]

Are those prices for real?! They're too low, you must be selling at wholesale value.

I think I'm going to announce a competitor system soon because of this.