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[highlight][EDITOR'S NOTE: Merc at his most legendary.][/highlight]
Well in that other thread about TMI/Jerking off I had this to say...
Well tonight I decided (against better judgment) to go ahead and purchase the Belladonna UR3 mold...
http://fapomatic.com/show.php?loc=0904&f=bella_mold_01.jpg
http://fapomatic.com/show.php?loc=0904&f=bella_mold_02.jpg
This thing is awesome for eating her pussy, and I thoroughly enjoyed licking her clit and sucking on her labia minora and tongue fucking that asshole... but my original concerns were apparently RIGHT. As you can see, Doc Johnson also did a mold of her hands opening herself. It looks yummy... but her hands get in the way of maximum penetration!, and now I'm out of $139.99 this time, as McKenzie Lee (the mold) is no more. Anyhow, I've known most of you guys through better or worse for six years, and I have no shame whatsoever in asking, but seriously... with the parental responsibilities I have now, and lack of time for fucking the wife; + the fact I have until at least June or July before any kind of fucking could be practical... and even then, things will never be what they were... I NEED A GODDAMNED REAL DOLL!
Like most, I'm not made of money. I work hard for what I do have, but my sexual thirst just can't quenched through these lower end (but nicely built) sexual toys for men. TonK and others have started funds to get ppl stuff in the past, well... now I'm asking if anyone here wouldn't mind sending me donations to help me in my quest towards purchasing one of these beauties ??? AND YES I'M BEING SERIOUS HERE, this isn't a joke thread, though I'm sure they'll be plenty of hot breathing to go around. And I'm okay with that. It be different if I was some hard up virgin or something, but I've had my fair share of chicks and I'm married. This is purely a Pragmatic "alternative" to slake my sex drive and to give the wife a break + give me back some sanity. I'm seriously loosing my mind over this shit. I hate spending all this money just to find out what I spent doesn't work the way it should. Probably most people who buy those toys like the ones above (Realistic Vaginas & Ass) use them once a week, for me it's like twice a day.
On top of that I'd be boning the wife. There are a few people who owe me favors from 4, 8, and even 12 years ago. Some who owe me in the ball park of $300.00 and I never collected. They'll be seeing me in full American Yakuza leather jacketed gear soon enough... they owe me. Ya'll don't owe me shit, and I'm not really expecting anything but probably a good laugh out of this thread, only I'm dead fucking serious. I don't have a P.O. BOX set up yet for this, but I figured if any might be sympathetic to *World Harmony/Peace* you might post that you can at least send $10.00USD. It's a good working number, and anything more than that is a blessing indeed. Guess I'd owe some of you a favor (or a bit of cash within reason) in the future. If you're serious, I'll give you a PM and give you an address you can send carefully concealed cash money in an envelope to, or whom to make out a Money Order to. PAYPAL isn't an option for me, so it have to be one of the two means of donation. I do feel however, world peace hangs in the balance, as I'd hate to step out on my wife one day and do what I did to McKenzie Lee's ass mold to a real woman, not meaning to but lost in the euphoria and anger of the detritus overmind... or lose all sanity and become a T-800 running around with a rock hard pecker.
Seriously though, I don't have to worry about a mid life crisis, I'm damn near 31 and I'm just burnt out. All I really care to do is WORK, eat/sleep, spend time with family, read a few books... And fuck away and Go! Go! Go! GO! GO! Though I don't like the idea of extra martial activities nor throwing my dick on the crap table so to speak. This I see as a worthy and necessary measure of both cocksmanship and sanity.
{Awaiting The Day My RD Party Girl Comes Home!}
Sincerely...
Michael Rastan
[highlight][EDITOR'S NOTE: Merc at his most legendary.][/highlight]
Well in that other thread about TMI/Jerking off I had this to say...
Here I am at age 30, and now due to being a father of 2 kids and the wife not having fully recovered from giving birth to Jake + she lacks the "the drive" I do, I have recently purchased this Pussy & Ass Mold of porn starlet McKenzie Lee.
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MODS please do not take down the 3 thumbnail
pics, they link to the bigger picture, this is for educative
use, not promotion of porn.
http://fapomatic.com/show.php?loc=0903&f=psng01.png
Doc Johnson (the people who made the mold) state it should give a lifetime of pleasure to the user.
Well I bought this sucker last Sunday, and it's only Saturday today (SIX DAYS!) and I've worn the asshole
out on this mold, just look at the tears I caused this bitch...
http://fapomatic.com/show.php?loc=0903&f=psng02.png
http://fapomatic.com/show.php?loc=0903&f=psng03.png
No woman tears like this! It's due to the intermediate grade latex used to construct these molds, and quite frankly it pisses me the fuck off. I thought my days of right handed combat were over, but just like with a 1st generation Cyber Skin pussy back in '02 or '03... this thing hasn't been able to withstand my sex drive (at least the asshole can't). The pussy is still fine, but it's wearing out on the ribbed massage texture too! I paid fucking $99.99 for this slut and already she's torn up? This is why I call myself MIKE THE BARBARIAN or Remus Shagohod... no woman (probably save Belladonna) can match my sex drive nor powering sex tool. Apparently the UR3 Latex McKenzie Lee pussy & ass mold cannot either. The thing does bring wonderous joy and lip quivering, "oh shit!" orgasms though once you get to pumping away on either orifice, thing is I only banged the butthole like 4 times and could probably take ONE MORE session and split down the middle!
This means I'd have to keep buying one of these (or one like it) more or less every 2 or 3 weeks, which is bullshit. This is why I NEED me a Real Doll which are made so well they can withstand up to 300 degrees of heat, go into water, and take a pounding and not get messed up... so they say, and they'd better for $6,000 starting and up to probably as much as $20,000 bucks... and even the wife agrees I should buy one to give her a rest too. Though we'd still be getting it on, and I'm always much nicer to her than a mold or RD. So if anyone would like to help me purchase one, (Real Doll) I've been joking with the wife I need to start a Help Mike Buy A Real Doll Fund with it's own P.O. BOX registered for incoming donations. I'm just a man of lust, fire and war. I seriously cannot go a day (when not working or actively working on a project) without busting a nut AT LEAST 3 times a day, and wanking sessions are prolonged hour and a half to two hours long before I cum.
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Anyhow my fellow NG.COM brethren, this is my sad, sad tale of truth,
but bring a bottle of Whiskey and some Kalauh and Coke and a mutton
joint/turkey leg, and sit by and listen to my "other" tales of high adventure.
Well tonight I decided (against better judgment) to go ahead and purchase the Belladonna UR3 mold...
http://fapomatic.com/show.php?loc=0904&f=bella_mold_01.jpg
http://fapomatic.com/show.php?loc=0904&f=bella_mold_02.jpg
This thing is awesome for eating her pussy, and I thoroughly enjoyed licking her clit and sucking on her labia minora and tongue fucking that asshole... but my original concerns were apparently RIGHT. As you can see, Doc Johnson also did a mold of her hands opening herself. It looks yummy... but her hands get in the way of maximum penetration!, and now I'm out of $139.99 this time, as McKenzie Lee (the mold) is no more. Anyhow, I've known most of you guys through better or worse for six years, and I have no shame whatsoever in asking, but seriously... with the parental responsibilities I have now, and lack of time for fucking the wife; + the fact I have until at least June or July before any kind of fucking could be practical... and even then, things will never be what they were... I NEED A GODDAMNED REAL DOLL!
Like most, I'm not made of money. I work hard for what I do have, but my sexual thirst just can't quenched through these lower end (but nicely built) sexual toys for men. TonK and others have started funds to get ppl stuff in the past, well... now I'm asking if anyone here wouldn't mind sending me donations to help me in my quest towards purchasing one of these beauties ??? AND YES I'M BEING SERIOUS HERE, this isn't a joke thread, though I'm sure they'll be plenty of hot breathing to go around. And I'm okay with that. It be different if I was some hard up virgin or something, but I've had my fair share of chicks and I'm married. This is purely a Pragmatic "alternative" to slake my sex drive and to give the wife a break + give me back some sanity. I'm seriously loosing my mind over this shit. I hate spending all this money just to find out what I spent doesn't work the way it should. Probably most people who buy those toys like the ones above (Realistic Vaginas & Ass) use them once a week, for me it's like twice a day.
On top of that I'd be boning the wife. There are a few people who owe me favors from 4, 8, and even 12 years ago. Some who owe me in the ball park of $300.00 and I never collected. They'll be seeing me in full American Yakuza leather jacketed gear soon enough... they owe me. Ya'll don't owe me shit, and I'm not really expecting anything but probably a good laugh out of this thread, only I'm dead fucking serious. I don't have a P.O. BOX set up yet for this, but I figured if any might be sympathetic to *World Harmony/Peace* you might post that you can at least send $10.00USD. It's a good working number, and anything more than that is a blessing indeed. Guess I'd owe some of you a favor (or a bit of cash within reason) in the future. If you're serious, I'll give you a PM and give you an address you can send carefully concealed cash money in an envelope to, or whom to make out a Money Order to. PAYPAL isn't an option for me, so it have to be one of the two means of donation. I do feel however, world peace hangs in the balance, as I'd hate to step out on my wife one day and do what I did to McKenzie Lee's ass mold to a real woman, not meaning to but lost in the euphoria and anger of the detritus overmind... or lose all sanity and become a T-800 running around with a rock hard pecker.
Seriously though, I don't have to worry about a mid life crisis, I'm damn near 31 and I'm just burnt out. All I really care to do is WORK, eat/sleep, spend time with family, read a few books... And fuck away and Go! Go! Go! GO! GO! Though I don't like the idea of extra martial activities nor throwing my dick on the crap table so to speak. This I see as a worthy and necessary measure of both cocksmanship and sanity.
{Awaiting The Day My RD Party Girl Comes Home!}
Sincerely...
Michael Rastan
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