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Renfield- This is one of the biggest pieces of shit I've seen in recent memory. Written by idiots for even bigger idiots, we're talking female Ghostbusters level garbage. What makes it even worse is that the movie thinks it's super clever. Nic Cage as Dracula is awesome (even though the ridiculous fake teeth he has in makes him sound like an old man with ill fitting dentures) but he's not in it all that much because they have to make room for Awkwafina (ugh) and her subplot and every single other aspect of the movie is so incredibly lazy, dumb or mishandled it completely nullifies him being in it.
I did not have high expectations for this but man it's just depressingly dumb. It's a bottom of the barrel action comedy that just happens to have Dracula in it.
I watched this last night as well. I enjoyed some of the cartoonish gore...but man, the movie never made a case for why it should exist. Felt like an episode of a show. I also liked the recreated Legosi Drac scenes...should've done the whole movie that way. Yeah, hot steaming garbage. I honestly would've forgotten I had even watched it if I hadn't seen your post.
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