Help me find a hentai Christmas gift

thirdkind

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So my office is doing a Secret Santa thing, and it's a pretty liberal place where the gifts are expected to be hilarious and over the top. To give you an example, last year's gifts included animals--both live and dead--and a fair amount of S&M gear.

The girl I got slipped up a bit today and revealed to pretty much the whole company that she's into hentai. I've found a couple funny things like an "I <3 Hentai" t-shirt, but I was wondering if you guys can help me find something even more outrageous.

Spending limit is $30. The crazier, the better. The only requirement is that it has to be legal.
 
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Vending machine schoolgirl panties, straight from Japan?
 
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What would be really funny is to slap them with a sexual discrimination suit, wrapped up nice in a box. "Merry Christmas... You've been served!"

Why is it whenever someone "serves" legal documents they try to act all cool about it? I was managing an apartment complex for a while and whenever they would send people over to serve me they would like go all CSI Miami, take off their glasses slow like, and then go, "You've been served.... YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" I never got it... I just laughed since nobody ever won those stupid things... Try giving 30-days notice before you move out and maybe, you know, pay rent the two months before you move out before thinking you're getting your security deposit back... or don't steal all the doors. Really! We notice when all the doors are missing.

Oh yeah, anyway... your business sounds fucked up.
 
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I was dating a girl last year who confided in me that she loves masturbating to tentacle rape henti porn.
I was gonna buy her one of these, until I found out she had a boyfriend so I ditched her.
A bit pricey and not work appropriate, so maybe a t-shirt!
 
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Pee Wee's Playhouse never did get hentai-ified. How crazy would that shit be?
 
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You should really page Hentai-sama for this. That guy is the most appropriately named member on the site.

I remember there was a big deal about hello kitty vibrators being sold on ebay 10 years ago. Whatever you do, do not buy actual hentai dvds.
 
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P said:
Pee Wee's Playhouse never did get hentai-ified. How crazy would that shit be?
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Chairy turns into a tentacle monster (due to some evil magic by Jambi) and goes to TOWN on Cowboy Curtis.
 
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Pink Spider said:
one of these,
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Somebody got a huge black dildo last year. If it weren't so expensive, I'd probably get
the tentacle dildo.

The Tentacle Grape is pretty funny. I want to get her a t-shirt to go along with it, but the soda is $31 shipped. ($15 to ship a 6 pack of soda bottles? Really?).
 
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OrochiEddie said:
give them hentaisama wrapped in a bow.
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wasabi said:
You should really page Hentai-sama for this. That guy is the most appropriately named member on the site.
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:lol::emb::buttrock:

Hmm...

I can think of plenty of things to recommend, but I don't really know where to begin. It would help if you knew the kinds of hentai that she's in to. Has she dropped any hints/clues?
 
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Hentai Sama said:
I can think of plenty of things to recommend, but I don't really know where to begin. It would help if you knew the kinds of hentai that she's in to. Has she dropped any hints/clues?
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Our Secret Santa is more about being funny/insulting than about getting something the recipient would actually like, hence the tentacles. I don't think she's actually into tentacle rape, but who knows? So anything you can recommend around $30 is cool.
 
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thirdkind said:
Our Secret Santa is more about being funny/insulting than about getting something the recipient would actually like, hence the tentacles. I don't think she's actually into tentacle rape, but who knows? So anything you can recommend around $30 is cool.
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I see. Well, in that case, the soda would be a good choice or you could send her this (NSFW) : http://www.megaupload.com/?d=W3NVBBEW
 
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This sounds like a legal disaster. Does HR know you guys are doing this?

But more in the spirit: the Tentacle Grape was hilarious.
 
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Bobak said:
This sounds like a legal disaster. Does HR know you guys are doing this?
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The woman who runs HR, who is also the owners' sister, was the one who received the S&M gear last year.
 
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How about volume 1 of Bible Black? There's no tentacle rape in it though. But aside from that, it has something for almost everyone.
 
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