big trouble i just had sex with my wifes sister

Amano Jacu

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5thlion5thlion said:
well im back from the hotel oh an can someone quote me an correct my grammar
for those who cant make out what i say?(i admit i do have a grammar problem)

The correction is:

BULLSHIT LIE
 

5thlion5thlion

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Amano Jacu said:
The correction is:

BULLSHIT LIE
heh remember im my last post before i left i said id cry out bull shit lie as well
its impossible to beleive man i understand thats why im not getting agrivated or mad trying to convince people to belive me.
 

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5thlion5thlion said:
well im back from the hotel oh an can someone quote me an correct my grammar
for those who cant make out what i say?(i admit i do have a grammar problem)
well we went to the hotel took our showers one at a time of course.
then we just sat there... it felt weird i know us guys are always quik to say
oh hell yeah ill do both chicks at the same time but unless your a porn star man its freaky!i was so nervous my manlyhood wouldnt get erect for a minute well my my wife had to help me then i proceeded with the deeds after i felt comfy.while i was smokin that pussy i can see from the corner of my eye my wife masturbating to me fucking her sister no lie!half way thru she tells her sis to get off who at that time was on top. she starts working an it goes back an forth dont want to get into the details to much but it went down just like youd think it would go down :cool: (cept for them kissing they are sisters you know)
this was by far most the greatest night of my life i mean how often does this shit happen an who will belive it? not many shit i as hell wouldnt.
bring on round 2 :buttrock:


are you going to this some more
 

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5thlion5thlion said:
well im back from the hotel oh an can someone quote me an correct my grammar
for those who cant make out what i say?(i admit i do have a grammar problem)
well we went to the hotel took our showers one at a time of course.
then we just sat there... it felt weird i know us guys are always quik to say
oh hell yeah ill do both chicks at the same time but unless your a porn star man its freaky!i was so nervous my manlyhood wouldnt get erect for a minute well my my wife had to help me then i proceeded with the deeds after i felt comfy.while i was smokin that pussy i can see from the corner of my eye my wife masturbating to me fucking her sister no lie!half way thru she tells her sis to get off who at that time was on top. she starts working an it goes back an forth dont want to get into the details to much but it went down just like youd think it would go down :cool: (cept for them kissing they are sisters you know)
this was by far most the greatest night of my life i mean how often does this shit happen an who will belive it? not many shit i as hell wouldnt.
bring on round 2 :buttrock:



Part of me wants to believe this...

But damn dude, your chick was masturbating to her SISTER... that's fucked up on so many levels...

Seriously... the best thing that *can* come out of this is pr0n.
 

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If I walking in on who I thought was my wife showering and then saw my sister-in-law (which ever of the three) actually come out, slip, fall on me and then proceed to treat me in a way only my wife should, she'd be flying of me so hard, she'd crack the toilet on her way down.

Not only would I be completely disgusted (as my sister-in-law< I would consider any of them to be like my actual sister) but even if I wasn't, I'm not going to cheat on my wife with her sister of all people. That's just asking for a divorce and a raping of half your shit.

Aside from that, none of the story being depicted in this thread is true. Who here in their right minds would actually post this here to begin with? You would likely only tell your most intimate friends who might have actually met your wife and maybe your sister-in-law.

The whole point that the story is here renders it laughable. I'm most of us actually have flesh and blood friends to tell this to instead.
 

5thlion5thlion

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Argentina94 said:
If I walking in on who I thought was my wife showering and then saw my sister-in-law (which ever of the three) actually come out, slip, fall on me and then proceed to treat me in a way only my wife should, she'd be flying of me so hard, she'd crack the toilet on her way down.

Not only would I be completely disgusted (as my sister-in-law< I would consider any of them to be like my actual sister) but even if I wasn't, I'm not going to cheat on my wife with her sister of all people. That's just asking for a divorce and a raping of half your shit.

Aside from that, none of the story being depicted in this thread is true. Who here in their right minds would actually post this here to begin with? You would likely only tell your most intimate friends who might have actually met your wife and maybe your sister-in-law.

The whole point that the story is here renders it laughable. I'm most of us actually have flesh and blood friends to tell this to instead.
but then again thats your opinion an the way you see the world an how you think it is
 

leGionellz

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Either Jerry Spinger has always been real, or you are bulshitting us.

Who the fuck would want a wife that has sexual fantasies about her sister ? I mean, her wanting you to fuck other women would be one thing (although then you can be sure she fucks others as well), but her sister is just too much.. She must have some kind of problem, that's quite clear.

Oh well, to each his own I guess :) At least you had a threesome, which in the end is pretty nice of course.
 

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Igniz v2

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To ease your guilt of being a frickin idiot, how about some pics?
 

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Dude, the last thing I want to see is pics of 5thlion having sex or the trash that would let him have sex with them.
 

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CurtWRX said:
Part of me wants to believe this...

But damn dude, your chick was masturbating to her SISTER... that's fucked up on so many levels...

Seriously... the best thing that *can* come out of this is pr0n.

Sounds like your average Japanese porno storyline to me.
Complete with incest-but-not-really.
 

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waits for the usual and common new account by 5thlion5thlion wife and her sister to back up his story

yyyyyyaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnnn
 

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Argentina94 said:
If I walking in on who I thought was my wife showering and then saw my sister-in-law (which ever of the three) actually come out, slip, fall on me and then proceed to treat me in a way only my wife should, she'd be flying of me so hard, she'd crack the toilet on her way down.

Not only would I be completely disgusted (as my sister-in-law< I would consider any of them to be like my actual sister) but even if I wasn't, I'm not going to cheat on my wife with her sister of all people. That's just asking for a divorce and a raping of half your shit.

Aside from that, none of the story being depicted in this thread is true. Who here in their right minds would actually post this here to begin with? You would likely only tell your most intimate friends who might have actually met your wife and maybe your sister-in-law.

you left out:
his wife set him up to have sex with her sister a few hours before dinner, have time to post about it on the board, come back and say he just got punked, post about it again on the board, they take him to a hotel, and posts about it again on the board.

you would think while all of this incest/adultery, swinging, and worries (as detailed at the very beginning of the thread) were happening, you wouldn't really have time to post on a message board in between every single event.
 

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Dont tell your wife no matter what. This isnt some bullshit "soap opera" on TV.Its real life. Take it to the fuckin grave with you pal.We all make mistakes. So what your a man. U beat dat ass only once, that makes it an oversight more than anything else, it could have happened to anyone.

However The damage to be done if U confessed all would be too dire to contemplate.It would destroy her family.

On the otherside of the coin maybe im talking too much from an eastern point of view, and its a fact this kind of thing (screwing your wifes sister) is pretty commonplace in the UK at least. Maybe your wife'll be okay with it. In a way what u did is kind of like a compliment to her. U know.......U wanted your wife so much, that when she wasnt around, instead of sleeping with a complete stranger, U only took the next best thing......her sister who looks just like her......think about it, u were willing to screw her sister to show how much you love her likeness.


As for me, I think its a religious thing, BUT, ive never ever fancied a girlfriends sister, no matter how hot she is. My dick just cant get hard for that shit. Same thing with my brothers wife, from the beggining I just look on her as like a sister. YUK it all seems so unnatural to me.
No offence.
 
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rugal2000 said:
Dont tell your wife no matter what. This isnt some bullshit "soap opera" on TV.Its real life. Take it to the fuckin grave with you pal.We all make mistakes. So what your a man. U beat dat ass only once, that makes it an oversight more than anything else, it could have happened to anyone.

However The damage to be done if U confessed all would be too dire to contemplate.It would destroy her family.

On the otherside of the coin maybe im talking too much from an eastern point of view, and its a fact this kind of thing (screwing your wifes sister) is pretty commonplace in the UK at least. Maybe your wife'll be okay with it. In a way what u did is kind of like a compliment to her. U know.......U wanted your wife so much, that when she wasnt around, instead of sleeping with a complete stranger, U only took the next best thing......her sister who looks just like her......think about it, u were willing to screw her sister to show how much you love her likeness.


As for me, I think its a religious thing, BUT, ive never ever fancied a girlfriends sister, no matter how hot she is. My dick just cant get hard for that shit. Same thing with my brothers wife, from the beggining I just look on her as like a sister. YUK it all seems so unnatural to me.
No offence.

Read the whole thread, then reformulate your post.
 

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As for me said:
Actually, reformulation of this post is completely unnecessary since he did supposedly fuck his sister-in-law before he realized that his wife is freaky.

Regardless, this is exactly what my point was earlier and has nothing to do with my point of view of the world. Certain things in this world should still be black and white, not a matter of opinion.

Murder is bad
Love thy neighbour is good
Obesity or Anorexia is bad
Ability to reason is good
Cheating on your wife (especially with her sister) is still bad, otherwise you lied when you gave her your vows.
 

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I just want to remind everyone that I was the first person to peg 5thlion5thlion as an inferior port of Tora.
 

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I hear U argentina94.
Right now I live with my gf and her sister.not by choice but neccesity. Its a really hot country and Rent is really expensive so we only have 2 rooms and no aircon. Cos of this all the time, my gf and her sister lie around on the bed watching TV , just wearing tight shorts and crop tops.I tell my gf privately to tell her sister to cover up when she's in front of me as we're all supposed to be muslims. .But regardless even tho the sister is very pretty (all day the bitch is on the phone talking to her many boyfriends), My dick just would never get hard for her. Just seems like an inbuilt mechanism. Just natural to me.
Ive also seen both sisters around their 3 male cousins wearing the same shit and none of the guys bat an eye lid. Maybe their just faggots?
 
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5thlion5thlion

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Bobak said:
I just want to remind everyone that I was the first person to peg 5thlion5thlion as an inferior port of Tora.
hah thats a good one
not im not on some stroke or what ever that sheman was saying she claim she had?
im an honest guy heck i even have good feedback in the selling forums i would not lie about this.they are not blood sister they both have diffrent fathers
now bobak im not saying you would but what if it happend to you an you went an told ya friends would thay beleive you?
my guess is hell no! its unbelievable!thats why im not stressing it wanna call bullshit lie ? fine call me a faggot for posting it? fine but i know this i just had me a threesome!
 
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