Tonight’s debate

Lagduf

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Dudes I was at 711 a couple days ago (because I’m a degenerate) just trying to get a hot dog and a soda for lunch and then head to work.

Anyway some acorn* ass motherfucker in front of me turns to me and says “hey buddy, debate on Thursday, Trump’s gonna wipe the floor with the other guy.”

I’m like…what the fuck? What the fuck is wrong with people.

Anyway, I’m a little bitch and say “Are you talking to me?” when really I should have just said “Shut the fuck up.”

Anyway if I get killed it’s because I told some methhead trumpster to stfu.

Who refers to the president of the United States as the “other guy?”

More importantly what happened to polite conversation? Like bro, I don’t want to talk politics with a stranger period. How crass.

So then this dude starts the exact same spiel to the woman behind me on line. Then he rode off on his bicycle.

(*a fagot’s rough delight.)
 

BeefJerky

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Been getting push notifications from NYT about the debate.

“I just won two club championships, not even senior. To do that, you have to be quite smart, and you have to hit the ball a long way.” Biden just looks entertained, and starts going after Trump’s height and weight. “Take a look at what he is. I’d be happy to have a driving contest with him.” Now they’re arguing over golf handicaps.

What the fuck is even happening?
 

wyo

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Dudes I was at 711 a couple days ago (because I’m a degenerate) just trying to get a hot dog and a soda for lunch and then head to work.

Anyway some acorn* ass motherfucker in front of me turns to me and says “hey buddy, debate on Thursday, Trump’s gonna wipe the floor with the other guy.”

I’m like…what the fuck? What the fuck is wrong with people.

Anyway, I’m a little bitch and say “Are you talking to me?” when really I should have just said “Shut the fuck up.”

Anyway if I get killed it’s because I told some methhead trumpster to stfu.

Who refers to the president of the United States as the “other guy?”

More importantly what happened to polite conversation? Like bro, I don’t want to talk politics with a stranger period. How crass.

So then this dude starts the exact same spiel to the woman behind me on line. Then he rode off on his bicycle.

(*a fagot’s rough delight.)
Just politely agree with whatever they are jibbering about and go on with your day.
 

wataru330

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I can’t believe these are the candidates that are running…330 million people, and this is what the system came up with?

It’s like AI has already taken over.

SkyNet has won, without firing a single laser.
 

Cousin_Itt

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I listened to a few minutes of Biden mumbling softly and kept coughing. I stopped listening, but turned back later to hear Trump keep referring to Biden as Brandon. I heard the debate was a shitshow. But a lot of people are demanding Biden to pass the baton.
 

famicommander

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Did Biden just step right up to the mic and ask Trump whether his probation officer knows he's here?

Because that's what he should've done
 

heihachi

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Biden's debate performance was terrible. Full stop. And yet I saw a clip of him speaking after the event to supporters, and he sounds fine. So I don't think his brain's mush just yet but he bombed the only thing most people will see. He's going to have to do a lot more press conferences, speaking events, etc. without any big f ups to help people forget tonight. I don't think he gets replaced (because dems have no one else that could put up a fight...except maybe Michelle Obama?) but there needs to be damage control.

That said, Trump's performance wasn't "good". He was his usual self, which doesn't exactly inspire confidence either.

It's shameful these are the two candidates we have to choose between.
 

theMot

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Whoever advised Biden to debate Trump should be fired. He was never going to win a debate against Trump even if he wasn‘t already stage 4 dementia.
 

greedostick

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I spent part of my night at work watching it. Had to watch it on legacy news cause they banned Breaking Points from covering it live. Bunch of shady cucks. They didn't even have a live audience cause they knew Biden would get laughed at on live T.V.

Both candidates are trash, but Trump clearly won that debate. Biden can't even form a comprehensive sentence 9/10 times. Just a bunch of gibberish like that old guy at the grocery in the beginning of Beetlejuice.

Just two elderly men, arguing about each other's golf handicap like some Jr. High schoolers.
 
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