Things you've never done that most everyone else has

[theMot]

Would sone of you even survive without a partner jeez

Mate, you’re in your 40’s catching a bus. Jog on.

 

[StevenK]

Would sone of you even survive without a partner jeez

Yes, but I might smell pretty bad

 

[kernow]

Mate, you’re in your 40’s catching a bus. Jog on.

I don't catch a bus anywhere what?
Surely you must have made your own bed once?

 

[StevenK]

How..?

Pretty much same as mot said but a variety of girlfriends rather than a wife. I've been single for perhaps 6 weeks in the last 25 years.

 

[kernow]

I mean there must have been a period where you weren't living with mom and not married, what happened in between? Did you go straight from hers to being married?

 

[theMot]

Surely you must have made your own bed once?

I straighten out the quilt cover once because I was cold, does that count?

 

[kernow]

Not really tbh

 

[kernow]

Did you move straight from mom's basement to being married?

 

[theMot]

Did you move straight from mom's basement to being married?

Me? Yes.

 

[kernow]

Oh
Ok . Guess I'll .. erm
Ho boy

 

[AppleiDog]

Never been to another country to do a conference or meeting.

 

[terry.330]

I've known a shocking amount of guys that have never done their own laundry, housekeeping or cooking. They are completely dependent on a woman for extremely basic stuff. It's usually guys that get married young and go right from moms house to the wife.

 

[kernow]

I've known a shocking amount of guys that have never done their own laundry, housekeeping or cooking. They are completely dependent on a woman for extremely basic stuff. It's usually guys that get married young and go right from moms house to the wife.

That's pretty weird tbh. Basic life skill. Do they know how to shop, cook?

 

[Lach]

This thread is making me feel pretty good about myself. But what the fuck guys, don't know how to do laundry? Man when wifey leaves/dies you guys are so fucked.

@theMot doing laundry:

What @kernow thinks driving a car is like.

I've never snowboarded or skied.
I've never punched on with a kangaroo.
I've never sailed a boat.

 

[Hattori Hanzo]

I'm actually amazed some peeps can do their own laundry here.

 

[Burning Fight!!]

I am not shocked at all with the revelations here, somehow.

 

[madmanjox]

I had a brief period at Uni where I did my own laundry until I found out that for £5 per black bag there was a place that cleaned and ironed your clothes for you. The washing machines at Uni halls cost £2 per go at halls and £1 for the dryer. £2 to save fuck loads of time? Yes please.

Things I’ve never done which I’d like to do someday: learn how to ride a motorbike (I can just about use a pedal bike), travel to America(s)/Africa/Australia, learn another language fluently (and retire somewhere hot), learn to snowboard, start my own business, said no to your mum.

 

[kernow]

I can ride a bike sitting on it backwards
Freestyle BMX days yo

 

[wataru330]

Rip a big, loud fingers in the mouth coach style c’mere whistle.

 

[Hattori Hanzo]

I can ride a bike sitting on it backwards
Freestyle BMX days yo

I still have my GT Performer.

 

[StevenK]

I still have my GT Performer.

Sounds like a condom

 

[kernow]

Who forces their kids to have their hair cut at home? That's just cheap

 

[wataru330]

 

[LoneSage]

Never had a summer camp romance.

 

[wataru330]

Never went to Summer Camp.