bubba966
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So is this what you should do about it then?... http://komonews.com/news/local/man-found-masturbating-vigorously-downtown-says-he-did-it-because-he-hates-portland
Not fond of Portland?
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bubba966
Cinema Ninja!,
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That was exactly my thought as well... But he's right, fuck Portland
I fucking, whole-heartedly agree. I'm seriously moving out this piece before the end of the year.
Fuck everything about Portland...except PRGE, amirite?
bubba966
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Damn straight. PRGE is koll, but fuck Portland otherwise...
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Portland supposedly has the best hamburger in the US, according to Thrillist. But Dallas and NYC have the most great burger places.
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To clarify, I'm still living in Oregon, but moving out of Portland. Already annoying living here.
bubba966
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GTFO of Portland, then ya just gotta put up with that place for PRGE...
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Blame madman, You Know You Want To.,
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Lemony Vengeance
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Portland, the Bring-Your-Own-Girlfriend city.
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lmbo
Or, portland, the bang a ton of hipsters girlfriends and don't call any of them back city.
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Where's the best burger in DC?
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Always, but it's all about Damian Lillard, CJ McCollum, and Jusuf Nurkic now.
Pretty much.
I can't even got there now since all the hipsters and tourists are gonna occupy the place. I got better burger places to hit anyway.
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That the vibe I got from visiting Portland. It reminded me a LOT of Austin, Texas (since many folks from Portland moved there now).
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My hometown is like the safety school of cities. Can't make it in some other, more focused town? Austin will take you, your mustache wax, your dog that you refer to as your kid, your hairy armpit girlfriend, and your unicycle! You'll be given a cushy job picking flowers every Tuesday. there's an artisan, cat friendly, gluten free, coffee shop on your street. And all the Mexicans and black people have been brushed under a rug.
Town is a fucking dump. I go back to visit my mom, and have a whataburger. San Antonio feels more like a home to me.