No 'mo AES games for me....

[Jonathan]

I uesd to get all my AES games (I got 13 so far) from Ebay; my brother's a member so he'd get them for me with his bidding. Alas, we got into a fight, and he called selfish, and it ended with he cutting off any further e bay purchases of ANYTHING from Ebay, and what's worse, changed his ebay password so I can't get onto ebay to make a bid (like I used to on occasion) at all. Without ebay, that means no more AES games for me. They tell me to "give it up" I REFUSE to give up, but without ebay, I feel like I lost everything. I couldn't help getting into a fight like that but, my bro made me so livid. Guess i got no where to go......

 

[roker]

corky!

 

[OTAKU]

how old are you, kid ?

 

[galfordo]

Eh ....

Neo Store?
Arcade Shock?
Selling forums?

 

[Jonathan]

corky!

It's NOT nice. I am trying to be serious and you're making a BAD joke out of it.

 

[Curt]

This is pathetic.

Get your own account. Don't rely on this fuck.

 

[Robert]

Am I dreaming?

What's this.

What's next?

"I got into a fight with my mother and she said she wouldn't make food for me anymore. I'm afraid I will die starving!"

 

[supergoose]

This is pathetic.

seriously.

 

[Mystic_flame]

Shouldnt this thread be in the war room?

 

[roker]

It's NOT nice. I am trying to be serious and you're making a BAD joke out of it.

word make corky mad

me no say word again

corky make roker happy

 

[XSkater2099]

why dont you make your own ebay account?

 

[clithy]

yup...

http://www.neo-geo.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1485873&postcount=10

This actually needs an update since he's had a birthday since then.

 

[Baseley09]

Is this that dude who was like 30 something living at home where his mom wouldnt let him buy Neo Geo games??

 

[roker]

Is this that dude who was like 30 something living at home where his mom wouldnt let him buy Neo Geo games??

yeah, it's Corky!

 

[jro]

yeah, it's Corky!

I have a pic for this somewhere... *rummages*

The man himself:

 

[Stinky-Dinkins]

I remember the episode of Life Goes On when Corky was making dinner for his girlfriend (also a retard) and it basically amounted to only Kraft Mac & Cheese seeing as that's all he could handle. Anyways, long story short, Corky didn't realize you had to boil the noodles and he just ended up mixing the ingredients into dry pasta straight out of the box. A hilarious fight ensued between Corky and his confused, slightly hungry lover.

This thread is exactly like that episode.

 

[Stinky-Dinkins]

I just realized that if Corky wasn't retarded he'd be a genius. For a retard he really has his wits about him.

 

[jro]

I remember the episode of Life Goes On when Corky was making dinner for his girlfriend (also a retard) and it basically amounted to only Kraft Mac & Cheese seeing as that's all he could handle. Anyways, long story short, Corky didn't realize you had to boil the noodles and he just ended up mixing the ingredients into dry pasta straight out of the box. A hilarious fight ensued between Corky and his confused, slightly hungry lover.

This thread is exactly like that episode.

I'm curious if that episode degenerated into frenzied retard lovemaking. Why am I curious, you ask? Because if that's the way this thread's going to end up, I want to take my pants off now so I'll be ready.

 

[Stinky-Dinkins]

Corky once "wrote" a book, on the back it said "It's not Down Syndrome it's Up Syndrome!"

Ahahahahaha. No it's not Corky, not it's not.

 

[Magnaflux]

Corky once "wrote" a book, on the back it said "It's not Down Syndrome it's Up Syndrome!"

Ahahahahaha. No it's not Corky, not it's not.

I'm "down" with the syndrome.

 

[2Dfan]

yup...

http://www.neo-geo.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1485873&postcount=10

This actually needs an update since he's had a birthday since then.

LOLZ

 

[leGionellz]

I remember the episode of Life Goes On when Corky was making dinner for his girlfriend (also a retard) and it basically amounted to only Kraft Mac & Cheese seeing as that's all he could handle. Anyways, long story short, Corky didn't realize you had to boil the noodles and he just ended up mixing the ingredients into dry pasta straight out of the box. A hilarious fight ensued between Corky and his confused, slightly hungry lover.

This thread is exactly like that episode.

Man that episode was one to remember..

I remember an other epsidode where cork's parents were paying him and his girl a visit

His parents were starving for some food, so cork went into the kitchen.

After some time he returned with raw vegetables and a pot of peanut butter.

Than cork and his girlfriend started crying because they were not able to cook.

"I want to make normal food and eat like a normal person"

Wonderful words, absolutely wonderful

 

[roker]

Man that episode was one to remember..

I remember an other epsidode where cork's parents were paying him and his girl a visit

His parents were starving for some food, so cork went into the kitchen.

After some time he returned with raw vegetables and a pot of peanut butter.

Than cork and his girlfriend started crying because they were not able to cook.

"I want to make normal food and eat like a normal person"

Wonderful words, absolutely wonderful

why the cry face

roker things that funny

 

[Mark of the Wolves]

I uesd to get all my AES games (I got 13 so far) from Ebay; my brother's a member so he'd get them for me with his bidding. Alas, we got into a fight, and he called selfish, and it ended with he cutting off any further e bay purchases of ANYTHING from Ebay, and what's worse, changed his ebay password so I can't get onto ebay to make a bid (like I used to on occasion) at all. Without ebay, that means no more AES games for me. They tell me to "give it up" I REFUSE to give up, but without ebay, I feel like I lost everything. I couldn't help getting into a fight like that but, my bro made me so livid. Guess i got no where to go......

What the hell is wrong with you and your family? I don't know if they are oppressive and over protective or if you are just really really reall mentally challeneged.

 

[Orochi Iori Y]

I remember the episode of Life Goes On when Corky was making dinner for his girlfriend (also a retard) and it basically amounted to only Kraft Mac & Cheese seeing as that's all he could handle. Anyways, long story short, Corky didn't realize you had to boil the noodles and he just ended up mixing the ingredients into dry pasta straight out of the box. A hilarious fight ensued between Corky and his confused, slightly hungry lover.

This thread is exactly like that episode.

Speaking of great LGO episodes that involve Corky and food... does anyone remember the one where Corky's parents let him work as a cook in their new restaurant (what the fuck were they thinking) and he left the oven on burning the place to the ground? I have a feeling that that sort shit is related to the fact that our Corky's parents and family want stop his AES purchases...