OK Miami Vice (2006), some thoughts:
Something I'd have rather seen in theaters. Corny and flat storytelling. Really weird dubbing or stereo effects
Sex scene with Rico at the beginning was surprisingly good and really sweet, kind of a touching scene that I don't see in film much.
Gong Li is dimensionally attractive and puts on a really great performance tbh. So good that it's out of place. It's a strong highlight and undeniable even if you think the movie blows. Aside from her, pretty horrible line delivery and casting across the board. Some exceptions here and there I guess-- Barry Shabaka Henley for instance didn't delivery his lines badly at all, but I can't really understand why he was cast as Castillo. In any case, to my surprise, I really warmed up to this version of Castillo.
Some talking scenes look like NPC dialogue from a PS4 game or something.
Couldn't really tell if Sonny was hot or not . . . which is strangely congruent to how I feel about the original Sonny, but it's not in the same way here. He is a lot more likeable in the series. Colin is too young and soft, it's not convincing. I do think they gave Rico a really good modernization though.
great film work, shots, sets, etc. The aerial scenes were particularly impressive, and there's really too many awesome shots to keep track of. Big fan of the cinematography. The colors were rich and tastefully saturated, no unnecessary tinting or filter-type look in shots . Deep blacks. I really like the way the whole movie was filmed. Gonzo is a good way to describe it.
Cool LED screens and shit that pop out. Opening scene, and Castillo flying in the helicopter scene, comes to mind
Lots of really tasteful direct reworkings of classic Miami Vice scenes here and there too. You know, just the speed boating, the night-time port drug deal showered in blue & black (think back to one of the Charlie Glide episodes), the preliminary stone-cold poker face-off indoors with the middleman, surrounding henchmen, etc. etc. but the action scenes are disappointingly trash for the most part, they generally don't have the balls that they had in series, and that's partially due to the lack of a Jan Hammer score-- or any solid score at all -- the music selections here were confusing and not very memorable aside from the opening scene with that weird remix of Numb by Lincoln Park. That was kind of cool for some reason.
You can't help but think about how many awesome artists could've created a solid musical score for this film in 2006 like they did in the 80s with films like this, like Tangerine Dream did for Thief, or Wang Chung in Live & Die In L.A. for instance.
There was absolutely no thought put into the cop & criminal elements of the film. Like what the fuck was with the pizza trick in the trailer park? lmbo The white supremacists as the main bad guys was just weird too, I don't know if that was an attempt to offset the (still present) Cuban scarface disparage the show is known for or what, but it was honestly out of place
There's a lot more I could say really, being a pretty big fan of the show.... I liked the 2006 Miami Vice though overall! It is a bit of an empty vessel but Mann & Yerkovich did themselves a solid homage to their 1980s trend-setting masterpiece of a series; they did what they could do with a cheesey quintessential 80s cultural & stylistic staple in the mid 2000s.
It could have been better but not by much.
But hey, you know what? It beats the hell out of Drive starring Ryan Gostling. Fuck that movie.
PS: Just as I was about to say "I'm so glad they didn't find a way to put that fucking Phil Collins song in there!" the credits roll with that bad alt-metal cover version. Music was not this film's strong point.