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Nightmare Tony

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Still got parental control, but I do enjoy it. I worked hard for where I'm at now, the dream I've been working hard for through the year, I ended up with a cute farm. My mom isnt so hep with the place but my dad loves it and comes to visit practically every weekend. He picked up a trailer to live out here. And yes, I DO get bossed around, and I am 42.

but am loving it. Why? Am closer with my parents now than before. They did me a huge favor, when I sold off my place 5 years ago in south bay, I went back to live with my parents for a year while searching for the farm I wanted. Saw 30 places, some truly ugly places, but this one, my dad was with me, he fell in love with it instantly. It is his retirement place to enjoy life as well and I do welcome him and my mom. Wish she would come out more often.

And yup, working full time and paying the bills.
 

Jonathan

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No worries, group!! As soon as I can, I am sending my AES to JM KUrtz to be modded, and soon the big first step to living large begins!!

By the by, one of you asked me for photos of me and my girlfriends--you're in luck; here's two bikini shots of one of my girlfriends in two of her fave bikinis

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2005-9/1077509/TIA12.JPG

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2005-9/1077509/TIA9.JPG


Enjoy them in health, and I hope it don't cause any trouble here in good ol' Neo Geo. com!!

Corkscrew
 

ki_atsushi

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Corkscrew said:
No worries, group!! As soon as I can, I am sending my AES to JM KUrtz to be modded, and soon the big first step to living large begins!!

By the by, one of you asked me for photos of me and my girlfriends--you're in luck; here's two bikini shots of one of my girlfriends in two of her fave bikinis

<img src='http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2005-9/1077509/TIA12.JPG' width=452 height=302 >

<img src='http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2005-9/1077509/TIA9.JPG' width=453 height=303 >

Enjoy them in health, and I hope it don't cause any trouble here in good ol' Neo Geo. com!!

Corkscrew

Not the most flattering photos, but at least it's a woman.

BTW, what does she think about your parents?
 

Jonathan

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ki_atsushi said:
Not the most flattering photos, but at least it's a woman.

BTW, what does she think about your parents?

Sorry 'bout that, it didn't work. I've just now fixed them; all you got to do is click on to them and they'll show you one of my women.
 

Ely13

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Corkscrew said:
By the by, one of you asked me for photos of me and my girlfriends--you're in luck; here's two bikini shots of one of my girlfriends in two of her fave bikinis
Are you a Mormon?
 

taitai

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Mark of the Wolves said:
I thought that said Moron at first. Proving I am mildly dislexic.


Or completely in tune with the mormon faith.

:mr_t:

Corkscrew said:
Sorry 'bout that, it didn't work. I've just now fixed them; all you got to do is click on to them and they'll show you one of my women.


By girlfriend, you mean fag hag?
 

jro

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Mark of the Wolves said:
I thought that said Moron at first. Proving I am mildly dislexic.

No, I'd say Freudian slip. Quite accurate in this case.

Also,

CORKY!!!
 

CharlotteBMM

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I am CORKSCREW, NOT Corky. Got it?
 

Blue Mary Mania 8

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As Strongbad would say...


"Hooooooly craaaaaaaaap!!!!"

Very funny stuff to read at the workplace.


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EDIT: This had to be ressurected, this shi@'s too funny not to be!
 

360heelflip

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Mate... Not trying to be rude, nor be a cunt, or anything (even though I'm good at it) but I just can't get over that fact that you STILL live at home with your parents and you're 40 and they wouldn't let you originally send your AES off to Jeff to be modded... I can't get my head around that...

Have you EVER lived away from home? I owned my own home at 27..
 

Jonathan

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It's all over with--I got my AES modded by JMK, and all is well. Money is the key to the next big thing that may come around.
 

kb9wvv

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This [thread] was the best thing I've read in a while. I'm still wiping away the tears of laughter. Yeah, it's a couple months old, but I haven't been around here for a while. I enjoyed all of the witty comments.
 

Lovergoat

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This thread is comedy gold.

Bump for newer members like me to get to read it.

:lol:
 

Nightmare Tony

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Ah, memories. Tis been wild since being in here last,m will have to stop in more often. Bringing in the musical game m usic composing skills and making them into MOVIE composing skills and working with a huge musical name, I am talkiing A list type.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0765459/ Read the music composing credits for yourself :D

And yes, Neo Geo DOES take you places.....
 

qube

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Now this is an old-thread bump that needed to be done.

kudos to Lovergoat.

Corky is 40+ and cries about his parents not letting him do shit b/c he still lives in their basement :lolz:
 

aria

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"Best of" material?

Anyone want to venture the nomination?
 

68k

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+1 for the nomination.
 

qube

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Bobak said:
"Best of" material?

Anyone want to venture the nomination?

This is pretty good...but I don't know. Maybe if Corky comes back to post here.

In fact, while we're on that subject, there are some threads in the "Best of" section that shouldn't be there. Maybe an overhaul is in order? ;)
 

SpamYouToDeath

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Jonathan said:
It's all over with--I got my AES modded by JMK, and all is well. Money is the key to the next big thing that may come around.
:shame:

And, as if my opinion matters, this thread is definitely best-of.
 

eek

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+1 for the nomination

In another thread I asked him if he drew that spaceship that's in his sig...he said yes. A 40year old that drew something like that...the man definitely has issues :oh_no:
 

Lagduf

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Ahahahah.

Consider this another vote for best of.

Poor old Corky.

:kekeke:
 
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