Anyone have BAD neighbors? (ignorant, White Trash, Pigs, Drug Dealers, ETC...)

TonK

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itd be great if you had a grandpa or someone else old and senile, with a bit of a sailing or naval history to him. just to hear him shout about the whales off the starboard side. or really just get any old person to act crazy and shout about whales when they come outside.

You're in luck.

I have an 82 year old Air Force vet on my other side.

He calls them Gypsies.

And says really funny, mean shit.

Mote pics to come.
 

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Here you can see the grass length difference.

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Random crap that just sits there.

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Shit everywhere.
 

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The douchebag boyfriend.

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Bottom half of the 18 year old.

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22 and 10 year old.

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This girl is 12, and weighs 250+
 

OrochiEddie

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that girl is 12?

I thought these neighbors would be trashier...maybe i was expecting too much
 

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I love you, Tonk. Please keep this thread alive with even more pics.
 

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You're in luck.

I have an 82 year old Air Force vet on my other side.

He calls them Gypsies.

And says really funny, mean shit.

Mote pics to come.

I am sooo picturing Clint Eastwood/Gran Torino right now :D
 

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The word FUPA comes to mind.
 

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This is a excellent thread. I've been having a problem with one of my next door neighbors for the past year. Its actually been happening ever since I bought my home. He's calmed down alot since I first moved in next door, but every once in awhile he still gets drunk and rowdy and starts screaming at the top of his lungs at like 2:30 monday morning. I must've called the cops on him for disturbance 15 times in the past year. I got sick in tired of his bullshit one night and I went to the back of the house, a basement apartment where he lives and I told him to calm down and go to sleep and he started calling me a bunch of names and I smushed his face and knocked him over into his own garbage cans and he was out for like about a minute and then he got back up and started calling me names again. I finally got a detective involved and he went to his house and threatened him. Told him if he hid not start acting up that he was going to give up his info to immigration and that he was going to be deported. The messed up thing is that this fucker is living in a bank owned home, doesn't pay any taxes or rent. We live in such a beautiful country. I have to pay my taxes and mortgage while some fuckers get to live for free and still disturb the peace.

I'm not doubting the man is a alcoholic and needs help, but shit, I have to wake up at 6am every morning and have to get my sleep. I don't need some drunk disturbing my family and tenants.
 
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You're in luck.

I have an 82 year old Air Force vet on my other side.

He calls them Gypsies.

And says really funny, mean shit.

Mote pics to come.

that's halfway there, put him outside and tell him to shout at them old people can get away with stuff though since these freaks are pieces of shit maybe be ready to pick em off if they get too close to your older friend.

or as was said before just plant some pot on their lawn. in a place they wont go to, get em busted for growing mary jane they'll be proper fucked.
 

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Yeah, I hate having fat neighbours, too.

I should take some pics of a place on my street; They really know how to lower property value!
 

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Yeah, I hate having fat neighbours, too.

I should take some pics of a place on my street; They really know how to lower property value!

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Why do you think the house across the street is for sale?
 

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Why do you think the house across the street is for sale?

Because the sound of 'dinner time' at your neighbours was like something from the 'Texas Chainsaw Massacre'?
I wonder how much it costs to keep these guys in macaroni cheese each month?
 

TonK

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Because the sound of 'dinner time' at your neighbours was like something from the 'Texas Chainsaw Massacre'?
I wonder how much it costs to keep these guys in macaroni cheese each month?

Trust me, its not Mac and Cheese.
 

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Why do you think the house across the street is for sale?

well when someone with a ford ranger moves in you know to get out and quick. anyone who owns one is bound to be on the shallow end of the gene pool. can't remember if the ranger is a rebadged mazda B-2000, or the mazda is a rebadged ranger. either way its a sign of someone with bad taste, not much by way of brains, and has probably at one point lined the bed in trash bags and filled it with water to make a moving pool.
 

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Well, if you end up selling, you better have your open house on the first of the month, or during a nascar rally, so that your neighbours won't be home.
 
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