40 unfortunately-named foods

[Deuce]

http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2010/05/40-unfortunate-food-and-beverage-names/

Some of these are old hat, but a few of them are genuinely hilarious.

 

[RabbitTroop]

I'd buy this product...

 

[GregN]

How about pequats?

 

[Lee Gray]

they stock Shitto where I work and Brains Faggots

 

[alphagamer]

I loved that ice as a kid!

 

[T.A.P.]

I think VegePoo got the biggest laugh out of me.

 

[BattraxZ]

I loved that ice as a kid!

made me think it'd be full of rufies.

 

[not sonic]

golden gaytime.

 

[PinkSweets]

Some of these food products would earn you a nice slap in the face after a simple misunderstanding.

A: Do you have any snacks?
B: I have some Cok Bacon that you can wash down with some Pee Cola.

 

[wataru330]

I am a fan of spotted dic and Calpis.

 

[Murray]

And yet no mention of Ding Dongs.

 

[aria]

they stock Shitto where I work and Brains Faggots

I will forever laugh at this classic BBC article:

Monday, 27 January, 2003, 14:42 GMT
Family of faggot fans fly the flag

A West Midlands family is playing a central role in the quest to raise the profile of a forgotten British dish - faggots.

The Doody family from Wolverhampton has been crowned The Faggot Family in a national competition, and to kick off their reign they will launch National Faggot Week.

The family will be touring the country extolling the virtues of the dish, which is best-known for its links with the Black Country.

The Doody family were chosen to front the campaign after impressing judges at the Savoy Hotel in London in November.

Faggot facts

• Faggots were called "savoury ducks" in the Middle Ages
• Faggots were named after the Latin word for bundle
• Faggots were originally made with pig's liver and offal
• Faggots are now made from pork liver and pork
• Fans have published the Good Faggot Guide
• They displayed their fanaticism for the delicacy during quizzes, role-plays and mock commercials.

"The nation knows that the Cornish pasty, Yorkshire pudding, haggis and fish and chips are great British dishes, but all too often the faggot is left off that list," said Janet Doody.

Her husband Fred added: "It's unfair because faggots were a British delicacy long before any of the others.

"The great British faggot is full of flavour and a great belly warmer at this time of year."

The family, including Lewis, 13, and Grace, 7, eat faggots twice a week, with mashed potato and mushy peas, and will be launching the awareness campaign on Tuesday at Liverpool University, followed by visits this week to Nottingham, Leeds, Sheffield and Birmingham.

The competition was organised by faggot producer Mr Brain's Faggots.

I can only imagine young Lewis' popularity at school after this article.

 

[itsmattxp]

LOL @ Shitto.

 

[SNKorSWM]

I'd like to try some spotted dick in jussipussi with some cemen on the side.

 

[HeartlessNinny]

That Dairyland homo milk is a product from a local company. It's short for homogenized milk, so everyone calls it homo milk instead of whole milk (which is what you Yanks call it, no?).

 

[elixir]

Cookie Crumbles are delicious. I'm not calling them Golden Gaytimes though. I like the Wikipedia article, though:

According to Greenpeace New Zealand, Goodman Fielder are starting to remove genetically engineered ingredients from the Gaytime to make it more environmentally friendly.

 

[Deuce]

That Dairyland homo milk is a product from a local company. It's short for homogenized milk, so everyone calls it homo milk instead of whole milk (which is what you Yanks call it, no?).

Correct.

 

[GregN]

I will forever laugh at this classic BBC article:



I can only imagine young Lewis' popularity at school after this article.

LoL @ Faggots.

All of these foods have something in common: Poop and faggots/gayness.