Trailer for new SNES game "Justice Beaver" has launched

NeoTurfMasta

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lol that mook. ever since he gave me the 'do you know who i am' speech when i wouldn't give him free stuff from my booth at a convention a couple years back i swore i would never support something he was a part of.

YouTube "celebs"... I can't stand them.
 

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lol that mook. ever since he gave me the 'do you know who i am' speech when i wouldn't give him free stuff from my booth at a convention a couple years back i swore i would never support something he was a part of.

This guy always seemed like a total shit head to me. I imagine him going to eBay, clicking buy it now on every auction he sees with the word "retro" in it, reading a wikipedia article to get a few bullet points about what he actually bought, then recording a video about what he bought and being the cool "gamester".
 

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Collectorvision is also making this game Sydney Hunter and the Caverns of Death:


EXTREMELY RARE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Edit: If you watch any of his videos literally the first thing he will say is "This is quite/extremely rare" when it's usually a pos.
 

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also that justice beaver shit looks like something you'd find on google store for smartphones.
lol they bought the acclaim name and logo.
 

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also that justice beaver shit looks like something you'd find on google store for smartphones.
lol they bought the acclaim name and logo.

Yeah, and on a smartphone this game would cost $1.99. Looking at their funding page, someone already paid $1000 for this turd. :lolz:
 

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YouTube "celebs"... I can't stand them.

hollytubers, dude.

not gonna lie- i've met more than a few. most of them are completely pleasant people. there's a few out there that are just dipshits though. guys that think they are hot shit because they have successfully monetized their channels. those are the ones i cant stand- especially when they come to me looking for free shit and/or dealz just because they made a name. I had one threaten to dedicate a video telling the world how terrible i was unless i gave him a stupid deal for something. It was in front of others and he quickly backed off and politely bought the item for asking price anyway after saying 'haha i was just kidding!' (bullshit.). He avoided me at the next convention we were both at. lol.
 

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What is the other cunt, if you don't mind calling them out. Going around at a convention trying to strong arm / coax people into giving you free shit is pretty fucking pathetic.
 
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LOL this game:

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"It does look like shit. In fact it looks like cold shit."



lol that mook. ever since he gave me the 'do you know who i am' speech when i wouldn't give him free stuff from my booth at a convention a couple years back i swore i would never support something he was a part of.

I've always hated that gamester guy from the moment I first saw him. They say you can't judge a book by it's cover, but he has 'meathead' written all over him. Looks like I was right. Fuckin' gimp can't even talk straight.
 

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What is the other cunt, if you don't mind calling them out. Going around at a convention trying to strong arm / coax people into giving you free shit is pretty fucking pathetic.

Probably the Game Chasers. They act like knobs on their own videos... God knows how bad they are without the editing.
 

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That Gamester81 always makes me uneasy. He's like a big Gino man child.
 

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hollytubers, dude.

not gonna lie- i've met more than a few. most of them are completely pleasant people. there's a few out there that are just dipshits though. guys that think they are hot shit because they have successfully monetized their channels. those are the ones i cant stand- especially when they come to me looking for free shit and/or dealz just because they made a name. I had one threaten to dedicate a video telling the world how terrible i was unless i gave him a stupid deal for something. It was in front of others and he quickly backed off and politely bought the item for asking price anyway after saying 'haha i was just kidding!' (bullshit.). He avoided me at the next convention we were both at. lol.

Would you give me free stuff? I'm supa famous.
 

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One will have to wait, till some Japanese master coders rattle themselves together and form a team to smash those annoying euro/pan-american homebrew thrash. Their first title will be called "Retirement Death Wish" ;). Well, anyway, it's time to part with the idea of console based games and concentrate on web platforms. Freedom Planet on Steam was a fine preview of that concept. Those two last Rockman games another.
 

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I honestly like the project. I wish people were more supportive of new games for old consoles. The game looks fun.
 

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I honestly like the project. I wish people were more supportive of new games for old consoles. The game looks fun.

If someone produces something original of good quality it will get support. This is just another generic platformer.
 

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I honestly like the project. I wish people were more supportive of new games for old consoles. The game looks fun.

Are you serious? Do you think the majority of people who vaguely care about old games say "this game looks stupid" every time a new one comes out?

Most idiots give it blind approval based on the home-brew gimmick alone, get overly excited, and maybe buy it. The developers are preying on idiots.

Just like those youtube scumbags are preying on the ignorant/bad-taste/shitbags.
 

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I am definitely serious. I don't hate youtube people or other people making and effort to contribute something meaningful to the snes or gaming. I love the snes. I am not expecting some godlike production from the smaller end, but it isn't like I'm dropping neo-geo prices. I have never backed any projects, but I see no reason to bad mouth other peoples efforts who share a passion. I could see being annoyed if we were dropping huge amounts of cash on these games, but it is a optional thing. The fact platformers can be made and released is cool in and of itself. It keeps the wheels turning on the snes and encourages other developers to give it a try. Eventually something great might come out down the road.

I can't imagine they make or even move tons of these things. Plenty of more lucrative and intelligent ways to pull profit then homebrew snes.
I am curious though of the totality of the profit margin, because when the gap is to big is when I lose interest. I don't specialize in coding though, so it may have more value to me in ignorance then those acquainted with it. My zone is electronics repair and tech stuff.
 
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$5USD
Digital Game Manual

You'll receive a digital copy a Justice Beaver game manual.

gee whiz
 

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Are you serious? Do you think the majority of people who vaguely care about old games say "this game looks stupid" every time a new one comes out?

SNES can display more than 512 colors & Parallax Scrolling :spock:
This game is AWESOME, dude!!!!!!!
 
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