NBA Season 22/23

[famicommander]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1661595682640400385

 

[famicommander]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1661763790390820865

And in related news...

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1661753518519091200

"They're gonna penalize flops? We gotta get rid of this dude NOW"

 

[Fygee]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1661595682640400385

That warms my soul.

And I am 100% for penalizing flops. Make them flagrant fouls instead of technical fouls to put some real fear into the players for doing it.

 

[famicommander]

That warms my soul.

And I am 100% for penalizing flops. Make them flagrant fouls instead of technical fouls to put some real fear into the players for doing it.

1 should be a tech
2 should be a fine
3 should be a suspension

 

[100proof]

Call it the Marcus Smart rule. The fact that that Krusty the Clown looking motherfucker won DPoY is a joke.

 

[famicommander]

Call it the Marcus Smart rule. The fact that that Krusty the Clown looking motherfucker won DPoY is a joke.

Smart hasn't mastered the offensive flop yet, though. He needs to apprentice under flopmaster Harden for a couple years to become a more well-rounded flopper like Embiid has.

 

[famicommander]

Stat leaders among all players remaining in the playoffs

Scoring:
1. Nikola Jokic (Nuggets) - 29.9
2. Jimmy Butler (Heat) - 28.8
3. Jamal Murray (Nuggets) - 27.7
4. Jayson Tatum (Celtics) - 27.7
5. Jaylen Brown (Celtics) - 22.7

Rebounds:
1. Nikola Jokic (Nuggets) - 13.3
2. Jayson Tatum (Celtics) - 10.4
3. Bam Adebayo (Heat) - 8.9
4. Michael Porter Jr. (Nuggets) - 8.0
5. Al Horford (Celtics) - 7.1

Assists:
1. Nikola Jokic (Nuggets) - 10.3
2. Jamal Murray (Nuggets) - 6.1
3. Jimmy Butler (Heat) - 5.5
4. Marcus Smart (Celtics) - 5.3
5. Jayson Tatum (Celtics) - 5.3

Steals:
1. Jimmy Butler (Heat) - 2.1
2. Jamal Murray (Nuggets) - 1.7
3. Marcus Smart (Celtics) - 1.3
4. Kentavious Caldwell-Pope (Nuggets) - 1.3
5. Al Horford (Celtics) - 1.3

Blocks:
1. Al Horford (Celtics) - 1.8
2. Robert Williams III (Celtics) - 1.3
3. Jayson Tatum (Celtics) - 1.1
4. Derrick White (Celtics) - 0.9
5. Nikola Jokic (Nuggets) - 0.9

 

[Lastblade]

The Joker's stat lines are ridiculous. He is so damn good.

 

[racecar]

Joker for finals mvp !!

 

[Hattori Hanzo]

Boston vs Miami series tied. Leaning to Boston in game 7.

 

[Lets Gekiga In]

Boston vs Miami series tied. Leaning to Boston in game 7.

I hope Miami wins, but I think Boston will complete the reverse sweep.

 

[Hippo]

I can’t wait for the excuses if Denver doesn’t win.
The Joker fellatio is strong and vigorous. He’s apparently the best basketball player ever. JFC he hasn’t won a championship yet. Get the title and then you can resume lawnmower cord style cock pulling. You are going to seriously hurt him yanking it with so much force.

Most 3 pointers made while chewing Big Red Gum
1. Jokic

 

[Arcademan]

Teams are 0-150 when down 3-0 in a series. Four team, including Boston, have forced a game 7. The previous three teams lost however they were all road teams. Final game is in Boston. Keep in mind the same thing also occurred in the MLB playoff series where no team has come back from being down 3-0 until...another Boston team, the Red Sox, did just that to beat the Yankees. Can lightning strike twice in Boston?

 

[famicommander]

I can’t wait for the excuses if Denver doesn’t win.
The Joker fellatio is strong and vigorous. He’s apparently the best basketball player ever. JFC he hasn’t won a championship yet. Get the title and then you can resume lawnmower cord style cock pulling. You are going to seriously hurt him yanking it with so much force.

Most 3 pointers made while chewing Big Red Gum
1. Jokic

Still mad about your bitch ass Lakers I see.

 

[famicommander]

FUCK THE CELTICS

 

[Tw3ek]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1663285148060614657

Suns have to hire Doc now right?

 

[Hattori Hanzo]

They should take Kenny Atkinson over Doc.

 

[100proof]

They should take Mark Jackson over Doc.

... what? I just want him off the broadcasts.

 

[Hattori Hanzo]

Avoid former Knicks at all

 

[famicommander]

They should take Mark Jackson over Doc.

... what? I just want him off the broadcasts.

Tweek and I were hoping that Mark Jackson, Jeff Van Gundy, and Reggie Miller would all get head coaching gigs for this exact reason.

 

[Tw3ek]

Tweek and I were hoping that Mark Jackson, Jeff Van Gundy, and Reggie Miller would all get head coaching gigs for this exact reason.

Can confirm, someone hire Jeff Van Gundy please

 

[famicommander]

Please win this game Heat. I want to see close ups of all the Boston fans as they see it all slipping away

 

[Fygee]

I would be extremely sad if the Suns picked Doc.

Fuck it, un-fire Monty at this point.

 

[sr20det510]

Miami played the way they played early in the series and get the win.

 

[jro]

Mazulla and Brown gonna be future endeavored.

edit: honestly, is there another "star" player in the league, outside of Trea Young (obvs, right) that has less of an effect on his team actually winning? Celts gonna be eager to trade dude and they'll be lucky to get two first-rounders thanks to the hilarity of Tim Connelly destroying Minny for the next decade.