Years ago I played SVC Chaos at a local Gameworks on a semi-regular basis. I had an ex-girlfriend who worked at a mall, so I played a few games while waiting for her to get out.
There was this little Mexican dude (who looked like a brown Gollum) who I saw beat people all the time. Occasionally this dude would be kicking somebodies ass and I would watch a few rounds. The little pepper-belly was a smug and gloaty winner, often grinning and finishing off people with very predictable Exceed moves. Then he would proceed to hi-five his compadre after he won and talk shit in Spanish.
Anyways, the guy had no shame in spamming moves and had a pretty predicable pattern. I refrained from fighting the guy because I could tell he was an aggressive little fellow and didn't want him in my face if I beat him.
One day however, I was forced to wait around for my GF for a longer time than usual, yeah I was pussy whipped. So I walk into Gamework and all the games I usually played were occupied. So I decided to finally take on the little Mexican dude.
I picked my best character, Terry. Hoping to beat him and play against the CPU (and perhaps beat the game). He picked Iori and spammed this projectile and uppercut moves so blindly that I beat the shit out of him. He got so mad his eyes starting twitching and going all glazed and googly. He said some foul shit in Spanish and picked Ryu, then Mr. Karate then Ken. Fucker kept spamming and trying to bait me into supers and Exceed moves. Unfortunately, I saw enough of his flashy play-style before and it didn't work on me. With each loss the guy got more pissed and starting sweating, mouth-breathing and muttering to himself. His eyes were going all crazy like a fucking meth-head, due to rage. He kept muttering "puto" "maricon" and all kinds of Spanish insults at me. What made it worse was that his buddy was poking fun at him for losing.
I look behind me and my girlfriend is standing there. She's starts complaining about wanting to go home, after I had been waiting for her for like half an hour. She looked pretty freaked out about the angry little Mexican cursing and she says to lose the next one so we can go home. I tell her that the dude is all talk and I want to see how mad he gets.
The Mexican dude picks Iori, his best dude again. I beat him, I couldn't bring myself to lose and I wanted to see the guy in full rage mode.
The guy is so mad he accidently picks Earthquake, of all people. He happened to be smashing the buttons with his fists and didn't notice he was on the select screen. So he throws a tantrum after that. I'm biting my tongue to prevent myself from cracking up.
I beat the guy the first round and loose the second. I will be honest that I wasn't used to playing against Earthquake. I look over at my girlfriend and she's already all pissed off. So, the last round I give a half-assed try and lose.
As soon as my character hits the floor. The Mexican dude yells " TOMA!CHINGA TU PUTA MADRE!", meaning "TAKE THAT! FUCK YOUR WHORE MOTHER!". Then he says in fucked-up English " I no even good with dees guy, an I beet ju".
I just started laughing at the guy and walked away while he kept calling me every curse word in the Spanish language.
I saw the guy many times after that but never played him again. His tirades were only funny the first time and I was afraid of getting pissed off at the little runt if he pulled that shit again.
PS: Awaiting "tl;dr" responses. Also, If I should win, I won't take the game.
