Judge Rules 'Girls Gone Wild' Is Not Porn.

[K_Dash]

Newsflash:
'Girls gone Wild" is not porn. Now all you guys can buy the tapes and some vaseline and not be given that weird look at the store. If you got nothing to do on Spring Break, then this could be your best friend on a lonely night.

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[Mike Shagohod]

It never was porn in the first place, it was just some stuck up soccer moms and "always in your business" types (the very ppl who prolly do choke teh chicken to this shit) that wanted some attention and needed to have their 15 minutes by making an uproar over "Girls Gone Wild"... which IMO sucks. It's a bunch of chicks lifting up their shirts and flashing some tits 90% of the time, BIG FUCKIN' DEAL! *All one has to do is drive around for half an hour and when you see a house party somewhere, go pick up a 12 pack of beer, knock on the door, and be like:

"Sup dawg, I BROUGHT TEH BEER! and all the dudes and chicks there start cheering. There's always that one person that's like "Do I know you?" and you're like: "Man how could you ask me that? Of course you know me, we were like this back at such and such (crosses fingers)." Chicks start flashing their boobs with lots of ale around and dudes get laid.

Exceprt from MERC X99's "Tales of a former Frat Party Crasher when he was only 17 and could buy beer without being carded because most people thought he was older than his age, and were stupid enough to sell it to him, and he got to see and suck a lot of titties in Senior High pulling this stunt off time and again." Still can't decide who threw the rowdiest parties, BEVO or the Aggies?

...anyhow Girls Gone Wild is shit, and not worth wasting the Vaseline or Astro Glide over.

MERCENARY X99

 

[Howdoin]

And they needed a judge to find it?

They should have asked me, I would have told them for free not wasting people's money on that !

 

[Syxx573]

Well if it's not porn then make with the pics and videos!! MMM-MMM BITCH!

 

[galfordo]

So what is it categorized as? Documentary??!! Educational?!

 

[Kusanagi2004]

Well what will they rule on next? Of course it's not really porn, but then again they're not really that exciting either. Since Spring Break is just over the horizon it'd be better to go experience the stuff in person versus buying some "non-porn" videos.

 

[Spoonman]

I think with enough pressure/bribery you can get a judge to deem "Debbie does the Farm" as a social commentary on the mindset of modern women...

 

[dullbuoy]

it's not porn even though they usually have one girl actually getting fucked per disk. not that i would know

 

[Crovax]

*All one has to do is drive around for half an hour and when you see a house party somewhere, go pick up a 12 pack of beer, knock on the door, and be like:

MERCENARY X99

That's so true. If you're in a college town, you don't even need the beer, as its usually already flowing all over town on Fridays and Saturdays. Apparently, all you even need now is a video camera, and a lot of em will flash you. Stupid bitches don't even wanna know if you're actually from GGW.

I can't verify this myself, but a former roommate of mine claimed he saw some guy getting flashed just by driving around with a video camera and stopping in front of random chicks in one of the high party areas here in Tucson.