Mr.Bojangles
War Room Troll
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I'll start:
It was the first day of 8th grade, and i had just about enough of the class bullie who had made my life a living hell. Before class started the desks were all asigned and of course this dipshit was late. I bought a bottle of extra streghth Gorrilla Glue gel to class and poured a healthy amount in his seat. By the time he got to class and was situated in his seat he was having trouble moving by the end of 1st period. He was wearing rough denim jeans and they were becoming fixated on his chair. By 3rd period he started panicking and was escorted chair and all to the nurses station. By reces he was back. Part of his pants were missing, parts of his buttock skin was missing and their were pieces of chair still stuck to his ass. He said the other kids in fear for their lives ratted me out to save their hides. I fully expected it. I told him to come by where i lived after school and we'd fight it out like men. What he didnt know was that all summer i had been strength training for football, grew 3 inches, and was learning Jiu Jitsu. He showed up with two friends, and yeah, i had two friends of my own.They backed away as soon as they saw the size of my buds, and left the fight one on one. He threw several punches, all which i was able to lock up behind him. He used his 60 pound leverage on me, but i used his weight against him and made the moron trip, fall on his face and bust his lip on the concrete. Since i had him in arm bars i applied pressure until he felt they would almost snap. He started to cry and asked if i would stop. I did but not before i had my budies lift the metal lid to the dumpster. Since i had been lifting weights all summer, i was able to pick him up and throw him in the dumpster. Once i did my friends let the lid slam. We told his buds if they were smart theyd beat it before they joined him. Anyway,he crawled out of the dumpster smelling like pasta and shrimp and he never fucked with me again. The next monday his parents called the school and the best they could manage given their sons history was a weeks suspension for me. But that mofo learned his lesson that day. Dont fuck with the quiet kid all the time or your bound to get a big surprise.
It was the first day of 8th grade, and i had just about enough of the class bullie who had made my life a living hell. Before class started the desks were all asigned and of course this dipshit was late. I bought a bottle of extra streghth Gorrilla Glue gel to class and poured a healthy amount in his seat. By the time he got to class and was situated in his seat he was having trouble moving by the end of 1st period. He was wearing rough denim jeans and they were becoming fixated on his chair. By 3rd period he started panicking and was escorted chair and all to the nurses station. By reces he was back. Part of his pants were missing, parts of his buttock skin was missing and their were pieces of chair still stuck to his ass. He said the other kids in fear for their lives ratted me out to save their hides. I fully expected it. I told him to come by where i lived after school and we'd fight it out like men. What he didnt know was that all summer i had been strength training for football, grew 3 inches, and was learning Jiu Jitsu. He showed up with two friends, and yeah, i had two friends of my own.They backed away as soon as they saw the size of my buds, and left the fight one on one. He threw several punches, all which i was able to lock up behind him. He used his 60 pound leverage on me, but i used his weight against him and made the moron trip, fall on his face and bust his lip on the concrete. Since i had him in arm bars i applied pressure until he felt they would almost snap. He started to cry and asked if i would stop. I did but not before i had my budies lift the metal lid to the dumpster. Since i had been lifting weights all summer, i was able to pick him up and throw him in the dumpster. Once i did my friends let the lid slam. We told his buds if they were smart theyd beat it before they joined him. Anyway,he crawled out of the dumpster smelling like pasta and shrimp and he never fucked with me again. The next monday his parents called the school and the best they could manage given their sons history was a weeks suspension for me. But that mofo learned his lesson that day. Dont fuck with the quiet kid all the time or your bound to get a big surprise.
