Well, I finally watched this with imbedded subs.
I have to say that it's not quite as sucky as I thought it was going to be. It was too short for it to even have enough time to build to 'sucky levels'. In nine minutes, it was only able to reach the 'dull' mark on the 'suck-o-meter'.
In other words, very disappointing.
Gripes:
Does ANYONE care about Alba and Soiree Meira besides SNK-Playmore? I continue to hold out hope that Terry and Andy Bogard will show up, kick the crap out of these two and reclaim the story that was stolen from them. Then again, I shouldn't expect anything from SNK-Playmore anyway. Fatal Fury was strip mined of its characters, its tournament (King of Fighters) and its city (Southtown) by the two KOF franchises. Why should I foster the notion that SNK-Playmore will pull its collective head out of its ass and pay proper tribute to Terry and co. at this stage? Know your roots, bitches.
Mai and Athena making 'fan service' appearances just shows you how bad anime has gotten. Even with less than nine minutes to execute the chapter, they waste precious time putting in appearances by pointless characters that have no true bearing on the events just so they can placate some undersexed fans. Somewhere, someone at Production IG must have vomited when they were told that they had to hold to the requisite staple of putting in the 'mature sexy woman' and the 'retartedly cute, innocent Asian girl' dichotomy that appears in most anime. Stop catering to a fucking demographic and TELL A GOOD GODDAMN STORY. ESPECIALLY if you only have 9 minutes to do it.
Iori without flames=meh. I'm not a big Iori (or Kyo) fan anyway, but if you're going to put the character in there, don't castrate him. Let him go with full force.
Alba and Soiree. Sorry, but I had to say it again. We've waited HOW LONG for a KOF anime, and it centers on the two main characters we care the least about? This would be like the third Matrix movie being about characters other than Neo.
Oh, wait. It was.
9 minutes long-I have an emoticon for when companies pulled arrogant shit like this: t(-_-t)
Kudos:
Using the game's voice actors. This is a good step, one that fans of the series will appreciate. Now, if we could only get them to use more of the characters we actually care about, and to use them to better effect, I'd be happy.
The fight between Iori and Soiree. This was well animated/choreographed, and was entertaining to watch despite the fact that Iori didn't throw a single purple flame. This is obviously the bread and butter of the series, so at least they did the most important part well.
Overall grade 1.5 out of 4-the problem here is that they haven't given me any reason to keep watching. It's almost like they're telling me 'You're a fan of KOF, so keep watching just because of that' as though it excuses an underachieving effort. They're expecting my enthusiasm to cover the expansive gap between my demand and their supply. Unfortunately, they're also right. As a KOF fan, I will definitely watch the other three episodes because I want to see if this goes anywhere. I suppose there could always be a payoff before it's all said and done. Guess I'll just have to stay tuned for the next episode! Will it get better? Hmmm....