YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF.....
21. One of your kids was born on a pool table.
22. Your dad walks you to school because you're in the same grade.
23. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos
24. You have flowers planted in a bathroom fixture in your front yard.
25. You can't get married to your sweetheart 'cause there's a law against it.
26. You dated one of your parent's current spouses in high school.
27. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
28. Your school fight song is "Dueling Banjos.
29. Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
30. And last but not least...If your favorite team is the __________ __________.
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21. One of your kids was born on a pool table.
22. Your dad walks you to school because you're in the same grade.
23. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos
24. You have flowers planted in a bathroom fixture in your front yard.
25. You can't get married to your sweetheart 'cause there's a law against it.
26. You dated one of your parent's current spouses in high school.
27. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
28. Your school fight song is "Dueling Banjos.
29. Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
30. And last but not least...If your favorite team is the __________ __________.
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