(Good) Jokes

[Mercedes]

YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF.....

21. One of your kids was born on a pool table.

22. Your dad walks you to school because you're in the same grade.

23. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos

24. You have flowers planted in a bathroom fixture in your front yard.

25. You can't get married to your sweetheart 'cause there's a law against it.

26. You dated one of your parent's current spouses in high school.

27. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

28. Your school fight song is "Dueling Banjos.

29. Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.

30. And last but not least...If your favorite team is the __________ __________.

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[Laserblast]

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[Mercedes]

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[Laserblast]

I DO NOT LIVE IN A COW TOWN MERCEDES! THIS IS REALLY A PICTURE OF MY BACKYARD SO THERE!

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[Laserblast]

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[Mercedes]

If that is not a cow town, I wonder what it is????????

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[Laserblast]

You are a mean little pirate............ <IMG SRC="smilies/crying.gif" border="0">

 

[THEMAN]

It was the first day of class for first year medical students and in class the professor says that I will teach you to have a keen sense of observation. So he takes out a glass that he pissed in. He takes his finger into the glass, touches his piss, and puts the finger in front of his nose and smells it. He orders the glass to be passed around for all students to do the same--all of them not knowing what the substance it. They all put their finger in and smelled it and by the looks on their faces they knew it was not a pleasant smell. Then at the end the professor says --OK lesson number 1 if you are really observant you should have noticed that I touched it with my middle finger and smelled it with the index finger!!

 

[Mercedes]

Do I look like a mean little pirate to you??????


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[Laserblast]

Originally posted by Mercedes:
<STRONG>Do I look like a mean little pirate to you??????


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I Dunno what do you look like? <IMG SRC="smilies/spock.gif" border="0"> Your avatar is a mean little pirate, but mine is a female cyborg so avatars mean nothing. <IMG SRC="smilies/loco.gif" border="0"> I bet you are very beautiful and elegent indeed. <IMG SRC="smilies/glee.gif" border="0">

 

[Mercedes]

Originally posted by Laserblast:
I Dunno what do you look like? <IMG SRC="smilies/spock.gif" border="0"> Your avatar is a mean little pirate, but mine is a female cyborg so avatars mean nothing. <IMG SRC="smilies/loco.gif" border="0"> I bet you are very beautiful and elegent indeed. <IMG SRC="smilies/glee.gif" border="0">[/QB]

Thank you. Our admiration is mutual.


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[Laserblast]

Thank you Mercedes, friend. <IMG SRC="smilies/smile.gif" border="0">

We now return you to the original thread after a page of Laserblast's spam. <IMG SRC="smilies/loco.gif" border="0">
(Hell everyone is entitled to spam everyonce in a while, I even cut Krauser some slack.) <IMG SRC="smilies/glee.gif" border="0">