Summary Executions and Corporal Punishment for Market Leeches

Tacitus

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With the glut of market leeches, cockroaches and pricejackers suddenly coming out of the woodwork the last few weeks and a desire for more stringent standards, I've instituted my own form of frontier justice.

If you have minimal posts, a new member and are clearly overpricing your goods, you're executed.

If you have minimal posts, a longer term account and are clearly here for the market, abusing "free stuff" threads, behaving in a rude way to the natives or just being a jerk-off, you're getting banned or executed. The specific punishment is based purely off of my mood at the time, how much your username annoys me and a desire for fuckery on that day.


If you have a long time account with minimal posts ouside of the market, you're losing market privileges until you contribute in a meaningful way to the site.

If you have a problem with this policy, please go to ebay or another forum where this is tolerated. We are not here for your financial benefit.

Any user who reports this sort of behavior to the moderation team and an execution or punishment is meted out, you will be entered into a contest where I will award the winner a nice, somewhat expensive neo or arcade related item/package of items.

Happy hunting, members.

If you're reading this and are offended or otherwise angry about this policy, may the odds ever be in your favor.

TO KEEP YOU IS NO BENEFIT, TO DESTROY YOU IS NO LOSS.

 

ReplicaX

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I like this. Should help keep ppl on their feet.
 

Tacitus

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My goal is 20 deletions and punishments today.

I'm almost there in under an hour.

THIS STUFF WILL MAKE YOU A GODDAMN SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS. JUST LIKE ME.
 

Neodogg

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Release the hounds!

I like the incentive idea. Well done VT
 

Lemony Vengeance

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i can think of a few people that deserve this fate off the top of my head.

**EDIT**

Any user who reports this sort of behavior to the moderation team and an execution or punishment is meted out, you will be entered into a contest where I will award the winner a nice, somewhat expensive neo or arcade related item/package of items.

Happy hunting, members.

oh shit..
 

Skips

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Cristoph look out! I vote that instead of deleting this thread we rename it to "AnalLog Pizza Time" to go with our Burger thread.
 
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Tacitus

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Cristoph look out! I vote that instead of deleting this thread we rename it to "AnalLog Pizza Time" to go with our Burger thread.

Christoph?

You mean the guy who just lost his market privileges?

The guy who is forcing Xian to rethink his life, his hobby and his sexuality?

You're not gonna see him in the market no more.
 

Neodogg

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Christoph?

You mean the guy who just lost his market privileges?

The guy who is forcing Xian to rethink his life, his hobby and his sexuality?

You're not gonna see him in the market no more.

Golf clap!
Viva la Xian Xi
 

Tacitus

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First Bounty Entry goes to....


Spoiler:
LEMONY VENGEANCE
 

Dr Shroom

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Christoph?

You mean the guy who just lost his market privileges?

The guy who is forcing Xian to rethink his life, his hobby and his sexuality?

You're not gonna see him in the market no more.

Based.
 

Tacitus

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I just post rules in the threads as you have seen

SEND ME A PM. posting rules doesn't do anything to them and doesn't deter them.

Don't you want free stuff?

That's the irony:

Free stuff for executing the people who only want free stuff.
 

ReplicaX

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SEND ME A PM. posting rules doesn't do anything to them and doesn't deter them.

Don't you want free stuff?

That's the irony:

Free stuff for executing the people who only want free stuff.

You already took care of them today within 2hrs after I posted. So those ones have been neutered.
 

Mendel

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Christoph has repeatedly asked for some moderation to his thread. So yes, please take away his market privileges and give him the diapers. Maybe force naked rot pics on his avatar and sig as well ;)
 
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