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WWE Hell In A Cell PPV Results: 9-16-18
(5) MIZ & MARYSE vs. DANIEL BRYAN & BRIE BELLA
Maryse and Brie opened against each other. Maryse backed away right away and tagged in Miz. Brie then tagged in Bryan as the announcers talked about the psychological games Miz and Maryse were playing. This was the right match at this point in the show following the intensity of Joe-Styles. Maryse taunted Brie again, tagging in but then tagging out before any contact. Miz gloated and applauded as Bryan tagged back in. The only downside here is that Miz should be hesitant to want to let Bryan get his hands on him, too. Graves said it must be awful to wake up next to Bryan every morning because of “unkempt and ungroomed” he is. Saxton’s defense wasn’t inspiring. He basically said who cares if Bryan is a complete smelly mess of an ungroomed man because he’s “a heck of a competitor.”
Bryan rallied against Miz and started loud “Yes!” chant. Bryan went for a running knee, but Miz side-stepped him, then rolled him jp for a one count. Bryan countered into a Yes Lock. Maryse entered and hit Bryan across his back in the weakest pin break-up in history. Brie caused Maryse around the ring and through the ring. The ref cut off Brie and ordered er back to her corner. Miz tried to surprise Bryan from behind with a Skull Crushing Final, but Miz kicked out. Bryan threw kicks at Miz’s chest in the corner and then landed a running dropkick to Miz’s face. On a second attempt, Miz moved and Bryan crashed into the corner.
Miz kicked Bryan in the corner with a series of Yes Kicks. The crowd chanted “No!” each time. Graves called it great psychology by Miz. Miz set up a superplex. Bryan blocked it and headbutted Miz to the mat. Bryan went for a diving headbutt, but Miz moved. Or, in this case, “no one was home.” (Clichés are so blah. Or, as a wiseman once said, a good writer/commentator ought to avoid clichés like the plague.) Miz pounded away at Bryan, but Bryan backdropped Miz to the floor when he charged. Bryan crawled over and hot-tagged Brie in. Maryse looked like she was asked to get in a freezing swimming pool. She dropped off the ring apron. When Miz got in her face, Brie attacked Miz and then slidekicked under Miz’s legs and knocked Maryse into the table. She rammed Maryse’s head into the table seven times and then shoved her aside. Bryan clotheslined Miz over the top rope to the floor.
Bryan then hit a flying knee off the ring apron to the side of Miz’s face at ringside. Miz reversed Bryan at ringside into the barricade as Brie led the crowd in “Yes!” chants. Brie threw Maryse into the ring, then tackled her. Maryse shoved Brie off of her. Brie dropkicked Maryse off the second rope and made the cover. Miz was very late pulling Brie off of Maryse and the ref just stopped at two and stood up as Miz reached for Brie’s leg. Bryan didn’t like that and attacked Miz. Bryan yelled, “Nobody touches my wife!” Miz and Maryse sat up in the ring so Bryan and Brie hit stereo Yes Kicks until Miz and Maryse rolled to the floor. The world hoped Brie would not attempt at this point a dive through the ropes, because when she does it, it earns the name “suicide dive.” Instead they chased them down. Brie threw Maryse back into the ring, then did her yell, and hit a running knee to Maryse. Miz tried to interfere, but Brie threw Maryse into Miz. Brie rolled up Maryse, but Maryse countered and pulled on Brie’s pants to score the pin. Graves afterward brazenly (and self-awarely) said Maryse is underrated as an in-ring technician.
WINNERS: Miz & Maryse in 13:00. (*3/4)
This was a sloppier version of what you’d expect out of this. Maryse is bad – like really, really bad. Brie’s hardly a world class worker, either. So they wisely kept what was asked of them to a minimum, but that minimum was awful. Brie and Bryan couldn’t even fullysynchronize their Yes Kick routine. That said, it’s not the type of match where all of that matters as much as usual and they did an effective job building anticipation for Brie to get her hands on the elusive Maryse. The content with Miz and Bryan was pretty good and filled the majority of the match.
(6) RONDA ROUSEY (w/Natalya) VS. ALEXA BLISS (w/Mickie James, Alicia Fox) – WWE Raw Women’s Title match
Renee said Rousey’s best strategy is to win quickly given her rib injury. (The lesson of the day is not to leave it up to the field goal kicker. Oh wait, wrong sport, just a frustrating Viking fan venting a bit.) Rousey took Bliss down early and scored an early two count. Then she wrapped up Bliss with a nice bridged pin attempt. Graves said he’s not sure he’s ever seen that before. Renee said maybe Rousey learned that from Natalya. Cole said Rousey is always training down at the Performance Center. Bliss upkicked Rousey in the ribs to take over. Rousey took Bliss down and began to set up an armbar, but Mickie and Fox distracted her. Rousey took the bait. Rousey caught Bliss’s weak attempt at a kick and then tossed her across the ring. She then asked who wanted a souvenir tonight as she set up an armbar. Fox and Mickie pulled her to ringside. Rousey,s selling her ribs, rolled to the floor and surprised Bliss who dropped backwards and scurried away. She bumped into Natalya. Rousey threw Bliss back into the ring. Bliss charged at Rousey, but Rousey side-stepped her and Bliss ended up in the arms of Mickie and Fox. Rousey messed up a bit when she said: “Who needs friends – who needs enemies when you have friends like that?” (They caught her! They were there for her!)
Rousey grabbed Bliss and dragged her back into the ring by her hair. Bliss dropped down and snapped Rousey over the top rope. “Alexa Bliss, clever as the devil and twice as pretty,” said Graves. Bliss roundkicked Rousey hard into ribcage in the corner. Fans began chanting “Ronda!” Cole acknowledged them. (The announcers did not acknowledge the “Becky” chants earlier, by the way, and they were just as loud and sustained.) Rousey lifted Bliss onto her shoulders, but her ribs gave in and Bliss yanked her hard to the mat. Bliss then landed double knees and then moonsaulted her knees onto Rousey for two count. Bliss kicked away at Rousey in the corner. She hung Rousey upside down and then dropkicked her ribs. She scored a two count. Bliss then applied an armbar. Renee said Rousey won the title in dominant fashion “and now look at her.”
Bliss grabbed Rousey’s right arm and right leg and yanked against the ring post from ringside. Mickie and Fox then grabbed the limbs and yanked. Natalya duplexed Fox at ringside. Mickie, meanwhile, tried to interfere. Rousey blocked her and threw Mickie into the ring post. Rousey turned back to Bliss and they mess mid-air with crossbody blocks. They were both slow to get up. Rousey surprised Bliss with a small package for a two count. Rousey scored a two count with a backslide. Bliss came right back with a kick. Bliss taunted Rousey. Rousey got intense and yelled and broke Bliss’s grip and then gave her a twisting Powerbomb. Rousey’s ribs were too hurt for her to follow up right away. She stood with the aid of the ropes and pounded on her ribs (nobody with a real rib injury would ever, ever do that, adrenaline or not.) Rousey punched away at Bliss rapid-fire in the corner, but Bliss caught her charging with a boot to the ribs.
Rousey then lifted Bliss and gave her a somersault Samoan drop that the announcers completely undersold. Rousey then applied her signature armbar. Bliss tapped out.
WINNER: Rousey in 12:00 to retain the WWE Raw Women’s Championship. (**3/4)
Good performance by Rousey at this stage of her career, showing two or three more spots that were well-executed. Bliss was really strong in carrying her where that was called for. The interference at ringside from two helpers along with the injured ribs coming into the match protected Rousey from looking weak by not beating Bliss sooner. All of that said, there is an “ordinariness” to Rousey setting in. The good news, she’s good with facial expressions and selling and intensity where she’s ultimately going to be good enough to be viable as a top star beyond the novelty stage once the glow of being a UFC Superstar in WWE has worn off.
(5) MIZ & MARYSE vs. DANIEL BRYAN & BRIE BELLA
Maryse and Brie opened against each other. Maryse backed away right away and tagged in Miz. Brie then tagged in Bryan as the announcers talked about the psychological games Miz and Maryse were playing. This was the right match at this point in the show following the intensity of Joe-Styles. Maryse taunted Brie again, tagging in but then tagging out before any contact. Miz gloated and applauded as Bryan tagged back in. The only downside here is that Miz should be hesitant to want to let Bryan get his hands on him, too. Graves said it must be awful to wake up next to Bryan every morning because of “unkempt and ungroomed” he is. Saxton’s defense wasn’t inspiring. He basically said who cares if Bryan is a complete smelly mess of an ungroomed man because he’s “a heck of a competitor.”
Bryan rallied against Miz and started loud “Yes!” chant. Bryan went for a running knee, but Miz side-stepped him, then rolled him jp for a one count. Bryan countered into a Yes Lock. Maryse entered and hit Bryan across his back in the weakest pin break-up in history. Brie caused Maryse around the ring and through the ring. The ref cut off Brie and ordered er back to her corner. Miz tried to surprise Bryan from behind with a Skull Crushing Final, but Miz kicked out. Bryan threw kicks at Miz’s chest in the corner and then landed a running dropkick to Miz’s face. On a second attempt, Miz moved and Bryan crashed into the corner.
Miz kicked Bryan in the corner with a series of Yes Kicks. The crowd chanted “No!” each time. Graves called it great psychology by Miz. Miz set up a superplex. Bryan blocked it and headbutted Miz to the mat. Bryan went for a diving headbutt, but Miz moved. Or, in this case, “no one was home.” (Clichés are so blah. Or, as a wiseman once said, a good writer/commentator ought to avoid clichés like the plague.) Miz pounded away at Bryan, but Bryan backdropped Miz to the floor when he charged. Bryan crawled over and hot-tagged Brie in. Maryse looked like she was asked to get in a freezing swimming pool. She dropped off the ring apron. When Miz got in her face, Brie attacked Miz and then slidekicked under Miz’s legs and knocked Maryse into the table. She rammed Maryse’s head into the table seven times and then shoved her aside. Bryan clotheslined Miz over the top rope to the floor.
Bryan then hit a flying knee off the ring apron to the side of Miz’s face at ringside. Miz reversed Bryan at ringside into the barricade as Brie led the crowd in “Yes!” chants. Brie threw Maryse into the ring, then tackled her. Maryse shoved Brie off of her. Brie dropkicked Maryse off the second rope and made the cover. Miz was very late pulling Brie off of Maryse and the ref just stopped at two and stood up as Miz reached for Brie’s leg. Bryan didn’t like that and attacked Miz. Bryan yelled, “Nobody touches my wife!” Miz and Maryse sat up in the ring so Bryan and Brie hit stereo Yes Kicks until Miz and Maryse rolled to the floor. The world hoped Brie would not attempt at this point a dive through the ropes, because when she does it, it earns the name “suicide dive.” Instead they chased them down. Brie threw Maryse back into the ring, then did her yell, and hit a running knee to Maryse. Miz tried to interfere, but Brie threw Maryse into Miz. Brie rolled up Maryse, but Maryse countered and pulled on Brie’s pants to score the pin. Graves afterward brazenly (and self-awarely) said Maryse is underrated as an in-ring technician.
WINNERS: Miz & Maryse in 13:00. (*3/4)
This was a sloppier version of what you’d expect out of this. Maryse is bad – like really, really bad. Brie’s hardly a world class worker, either. So they wisely kept what was asked of them to a minimum, but that minimum was awful. Brie and Bryan couldn’t even fullysynchronize their Yes Kick routine. That said, it’s not the type of match where all of that matters as much as usual and they did an effective job building anticipation for Brie to get her hands on the elusive Maryse. The content with Miz and Bryan was pretty good and filled the majority of the match.
(6) RONDA ROUSEY (w/Natalya) VS. ALEXA BLISS (w/Mickie James, Alicia Fox) – WWE Raw Women’s Title match
Renee said Rousey’s best strategy is to win quickly given her rib injury. (The lesson of the day is not to leave it up to the field goal kicker. Oh wait, wrong sport, just a frustrating Viking fan venting a bit.) Rousey took Bliss down early and scored an early two count. Then she wrapped up Bliss with a nice bridged pin attempt. Graves said he’s not sure he’s ever seen that before. Renee said maybe Rousey learned that from Natalya. Cole said Rousey is always training down at the Performance Center. Bliss upkicked Rousey in the ribs to take over. Rousey took Bliss down and began to set up an armbar, but Mickie and Fox distracted her. Rousey took the bait. Rousey caught Bliss’s weak attempt at a kick and then tossed her across the ring. She then asked who wanted a souvenir tonight as she set up an armbar. Fox and Mickie pulled her to ringside. Rousey,s selling her ribs, rolled to the floor and surprised Bliss who dropped backwards and scurried away. She bumped into Natalya. Rousey threw Bliss back into the ring. Bliss charged at Rousey, but Rousey side-stepped her and Bliss ended up in the arms of Mickie and Fox. Rousey messed up a bit when she said: “Who needs friends – who needs enemies when you have friends like that?” (They caught her! They were there for her!)
Rousey grabbed Bliss and dragged her back into the ring by her hair. Bliss dropped down and snapped Rousey over the top rope. “Alexa Bliss, clever as the devil and twice as pretty,” said Graves. Bliss roundkicked Rousey hard into ribcage in the corner. Fans began chanting “Ronda!” Cole acknowledged them. (The announcers did not acknowledge the “Becky” chants earlier, by the way, and they were just as loud and sustained.) Rousey lifted Bliss onto her shoulders, but her ribs gave in and Bliss yanked her hard to the mat. Bliss then landed double knees and then moonsaulted her knees onto Rousey for two count. Bliss kicked away at Rousey in the corner. She hung Rousey upside down and then dropkicked her ribs. She scored a two count. Bliss then applied an armbar. Renee said Rousey won the title in dominant fashion “and now look at her.”
Bliss grabbed Rousey’s right arm and right leg and yanked against the ring post from ringside. Mickie and Fox then grabbed the limbs and yanked. Natalya duplexed Fox at ringside. Mickie, meanwhile, tried to interfere. Rousey blocked her and threw Mickie into the ring post. Rousey turned back to Bliss and they mess mid-air with crossbody blocks. They were both slow to get up. Rousey surprised Bliss with a small package for a two count. Rousey scored a two count with a backslide. Bliss came right back with a kick. Bliss taunted Rousey. Rousey got intense and yelled and broke Bliss’s grip and then gave her a twisting Powerbomb. Rousey’s ribs were too hurt for her to follow up right away. She stood with the aid of the ropes and pounded on her ribs (nobody with a real rib injury would ever, ever do that, adrenaline or not.) Rousey punched away at Bliss rapid-fire in the corner, but Bliss caught her charging with a boot to the ribs.
Rousey then lifted Bliss and gave her a somersault Samoan drop that the announcers completely undersold. Rousey then applied her signature armbar. Bliss tapped out.
WINNER: Rousey in 12:00 to retain the WWE Raw Women’s Championship. (**3/4)
Good performance by Rousey at this stage of her career, showing two or three more spots that were well-executed. Bliss was really strong in carrying her where that was called for. The interference at ringside from two helpers along with the injured ribs coming into the match protected Rousey from looking weak by not beating Bliss sooner. All of that said, there is an “ordinariness” to Rousey setting in. The good news, she’s good with facial expressions and selling and intensity where she’s ultimately going to be good enough to be viable as a top star beyond the novelty stage once the glow of being a UFC Superstar in WWE has worn off.