How do I get girls to like me?

[Makismo]

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I have a serious problem on my hands and I was wondering if you people could help me resolve this problem. The problem that I am having is that I can’t get girls to like me. This may sound funny to some of you but it is a really big problem for me. The last time a girl kissed me was back in 1991 when I was in the third grade. So it has been 13 long years since a girl has kissed me and I am getting very fed up. I feel that I am about to explode. I am open to any and all ideas on how to get girls to like me. Please keep your points serious and I don’t want any bullshit posts because I am dead serious about this discussion. Thanks for your time and please try to help me out on this issue.

 

[Amano Jacu]

+1 before the funny comments, flames and spam destroy this thread.

Seriously, Makismo, what's wrong with you? You know people here like to flame you, why do you put things so easy for them with pathethics requests like this one? And anyway, do you think that we, which are mostly internet geeks as well, can give you hints on how to date woman, and they will work? There's no miracle receipt for that, you have to make it work by yourself.

My last suggestion is that you try some the internet find-your-sweetheart services, or you directly order a bride from the ex-USSR. Seriously.

 

[Loopz]

1. Lay off the Neo.

Video games in general are a really bad substitute for real life. You need something interesting to be able to talk about with women, and aside from a few fat girls with really bad acne, most women have little to no interest in this nerdy-ass pastime.
If you want to conquer your sexless existence, drop the games and get a new hobby where you might actually meet women, try rock climbing (at a facility) or jogging or a book club. Seriously, if you have nothing to talk about, whenever you do meet a lady you're going to be such a babbling pile of shit with nothing to say that she has no choice but to bolt.

2. It's A Chicken And Egg Thing.

To get experience, you have to BE experienced. Yes, it's a catch. But the sad fact is that until you convey the confidence of having been with a couple girls and feeling good about yourself, you're gonna reek of total virgin from miles away and no woman (unless similarly inexperienced) is going to want to hang out with you. Start small...you might want to score with a supermodel, but it's gonna take a few successful runs with some perhaps less than attractive women before you get the hang of it and feel compelled to seek higher game.

3. Be yourself.

This ties into the first two. Don't try to be something you're not. Lying about your income and doing all the weak-ass player tricks isn't going to land you anything worth talking to. If 'you' aren't worth talking to, make something better of yourself so you can be someone worth talking to.

Remember what Tony Montana said in 'Scarface'.

First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the women.

There's a reason he said the women last. You need the other things, aka confidence and sense of self, before you go out and work magic on the ladies.

There's no magic trick or 'Sex Packets' or shortcuts. Be someone worth knowing, and the ladies will eventually make their presence known.

Watch some porn and learn how to eat pussy too.

 

[Ill6]

1) Spend less time on the Internet.
2) Spend less time playing games
3) Spend less time playing games on the internet
4) Spend less time reading magazines about playing games on the internet

Then use your spare time to meet people.

 

[phyrexiadamned]

do some heavy drinking and lower your standards

 

[Amano Jacu]

Oh well, I can't believe somebody (Loopz) actually came with some serious and good (most of us should read and apply them) hints. Just one comment about joining some type of club women frequent: they will know if you joined it just for looking for pussy, specially if you have no real interest in the original topic, so at least try something you really like.

 

[galfordo]

Well, it sounds like you're actually serious - so I'll try and give a little bit of helpful advice.

1) Don't bother trying to your change personality - you are who you are. That being said - you do have to make an effort to get out there and meet women.

2) Try not to allow yourself to dwell on one particular girl unless you two have been together for awhile and have a successful relationship.

3) Most importantly, you just gotta get and there on the front lines and talk to women (lots of women), and see what works for you. It's generally a rather frustrating process, but you have take a few shots to get what you want. It's simple probability - the more women you go after, the more you'll get and the more comfortable you'll become with them.

 

[EVIL NICK]

I expected this thread to be a flame-fest, but I was pleasantly surprised...

 

[slerch666]

I expected this thread to be a flame-fest, but I was pleasantly surprised...

FUCK YOU! SPAM +1

Sorry Makismo, it's not just the women that don't like you, it's everyone. If you're only 1/2 as irritating in real life as you are on the Internet, I can hazard a guess and say that is likely your problem.

You could also try acting to be gay. For whatever reason women seem to have a thing for gay men. Odd but true. If they think you're gay, maybe they will be more likely to talk to you?

 

[slerch666]

do some heavy drinking and lower your standards

This actually sounds like the best idea so far. No bullshit.

 

[shirt]

Stop being such an ugly, annoying nerd. Seriously, girls don't like it.

 

[PleaseKillMeNow]

do some heavy drinking and lower your standards

Seriously, I need to keep this advice in mind.

 

[umiami80]

You can always buy a girl, he you go, that way you wont\'t have to leave your moms basement...

http://realdoll.com/sample14.asp

 

[MistressDragon]

1) Spend less time on the Internet.
2) Spend less time playing games
3) Spend less time playing games on the internet
4) Spend less time reading magazines about playing games on the internet

Then use your spare time to meet people.

This guy is brilliant. lmao. But seriously, Take his advice.

In addition,

Shower. Smell good. Wear clean clothes that do not have anything Star Wars or video game related written on the front.

Take care of your hair and teeth. Get rid of bad breath. If you have pimples, use Oxyclean or Neutrogena.

Move out of your mom's basement. Get a job.

 

[DanAdamKOF]

Stop smoking, it's not the 1950s anymore.

 

[Gorka]

Seriously, Makismo, what's wrong with you? You know people here like to flame you, why do you put things so easy for them with pathethics requests like this one?

Because he's bored and likes the attention. I dont think he's really so retarded that he can't see he just posted some prime flamebait. Its just for shit and giggles see?

 

[Makismo]

This guy is brilliant. lmao. But seriously, Take his advice.

In addition,

Shower. Smell good. Wear clean clothes that do not have anything Star Wars or video game related written on the front.

Take care of your hair and teeth. Get rid of bad breath. If you have pimples, use Oxyclean or Neutrogena.

Move out of your mom's basement. Get a job.

Just wondering, but who is this?

It looks to be part of a woman's face but I have no idea who that is. She looks kind of cute though.

I am sure that I have bad breath since I smoke all the time. I have at least 30 smokes a day. Also, I am smoking Pall Mall 100's. If you know anything about cigarettes then you would know that these last almost 7 minutes each. A regular cigarette such as Camels or Marlboros last about 3 and a half minuets each. So I am basically smoking around 3 packs of Camels or Marlboros when I smoke a pack and a half of Pall Mall 100's.

I used to have a good head of hair but I have a very bad receding hair line. I use Rogain now but it hasn't helped that much. My hair is now pretty thin as well these days. I think that I will have to get hair plugs before I am 24. I do brush my teeth but they are a little bit yellow so I should probably get them cleaned.

I do wash my face a lot but I still break out now and then. Actually, I always have a number of pimples on my face and am constantly popping them - they are on the large side as well. Not as bad as they were 5 years ago but still not that great.

I usually wear clean clothes but I don't have anything that is in style. I lost a lot of weight for one reason or another. I am about 6 feet tall and weigh 155 pounds. So I don't look very big. I hope that gives you some idea of what you are working with. Thanks for your time.

 

[Darklighterx]

 

[Makismo]

Because he's bored and likes the attention. I dont think he's really so retarded that he can't see he just posted some prime flamebait. Its just for shit and giggles see?

No, you are very wrong actually. I am real this desperate. I really need help and I was hoping that some forum members could help me with my serious problem. I really do want girls to like me. I open doors up for every girl I come across. They always say "thank you" and it makes me happy that just for one-second they notice me and that they appreciate me for being a gentleman.

Also, I don't live in my mom's basement. We don't even have a basement. I have my very own little room. I go to SMU and am a senior there. Liquid Snake has seen me in person as well as my room so you can ask him.

 

[Loefye]

You have to show confidence, act yourself, and keep trying...Be sarcastic with them and make fun of them a bit but not in a mean way. There is one golden rule though, do not be too nice! Girls say they want this but it is the biggest lie in history. Do sweet things for them but not very often, that is one of the biggest mistakes I always make. I was having problems with girls for a while too but I changed my approach and now I have a good friends with benfits situation with a girl I met that will most likely turn into more.

 

[buster_broon]

dont show them your freaked shite

they are planning to shag you until you show them the aes carts in shockboxes and they think - wtf is he doing putting normal homecarts in bigger shockboxes that look daft with normal inserts inside them

then they realise you were suckered by the biggest crook in the neo's history aka Dion, not including Chris Ray in this as i have heard pretty good things about him when he's not with Dion

James you need to get a mirror and have a serious word with yourself and afterwards if you still act like an idiot go and sell some shit and go and visit a prostitute

I hear Japheis Mom is pretty willing and cheap might even tak some freaked Stuff so she can sell on

 

[Makismo]

dont show them your freaked shite

they are planning to shag you until you show them the aes carts in shockboxes and they think - wtf is he doing putting normal homecarts in bigger shockboxes that look daft with normal inserts inside them

then they realise you were suckered by the biggest crook in the neo's history aka Dion, not including Chris Ray in this as i have heard pretty good things about him when he's not with Dion

James you need to get a mirror and have a serious word with yourself and afterwards if you still act like an idiot go and sell some shit and go and visit a prostitute

I hear Japheis Mom is pretty willing and cheap might even tak some freaked Stuff so she can sell on

What the Hell is your problem? I have never had any crossed words with you so why are you acting so mean to me? I don't see why you need to bring up my collection in all of this. It has nothing to do with the topic on hand. If you don't like the way my collection looks then that is your business but I have been told by a few that my collection actually looks pretty nice. I don't understand where this negative attitude is coming from but I think that you should show me a little more respect than you have. Thanks for your time.

 

[buster_broon]

but I think that you should show me a little more respect than you have. Thanks for your time.

i dont think so James

we have spoken in private over the years and yet you still attention seek

why ask a forum about your personal issues, dont you have close friends who could sort you out

or are you starting to run out of ideas on how to attention seek

Give it up James for fuck sake

Just my 5 cents

 

[ResO]

Hahahaha. Jesus fucking Crist!

Listen to me Makismo, and listen closely. This thread alone just screams out that you have social problems. I'll solve everything for you in just one sentence... Just stop caring! Yep, you heard me right. If there are girls around while you are chilling with the guys, treat the girls like the rest of the guys. Don't kiss up, just treat them "normal". The second you stop giving a fuck, you'll finally start getting a fuck.

 

[shirt]

What the Hell is your problem? I have never had any crossed words with you so why are you acting so mean to me? I don't see why you need to bring up my collection in all of this. It has nothing to do with the topic on hand. If you don't like the way my collection looks then that is your business but I have been told by a few that my collection actually looks pretty nice. I don't understand where this negative attitude is coming from but I think that you should show me a little more respect than you have. Thanks for your time.

People are "acting mean" to you because you are an adult (seemingly due to age only) asking for this kind of advice. If you're too much of a pussy to figure these things out on your own you deserve to suffer your own fate. It's REALLY not hard to get a fucking date.