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You're never too young for Final Fight.
Aye to that.
You're never too young for Final Fight.
Let's be real...the first couple of months suck, lol, but it will blow by before you know it. Don't be in a hurry. It goes so fast. Never go anywhere without extra clothes and diapers, even if it's only going to take 10 minutes and they just went Sleep when they sleep. I know you'll want to get stuff done or play games, but you'll be sorry when you want to sleep, but they don't. Get good health ins..It only takes one slip by a table to find yourself in the ER and get life insurance. There's someone coming that matters more you now. Hit your friends up for their kid's old clothes and shoes. That stuff adds up and everyone with kids had been there and are usually happy to help. Take turns with your wife solo'ing it. Get your breaks and if your parents live close, let them give you both breaks. Don't push sex, you're girl needs a minute. When your kid is born, don't be a pussy. Watch it come out. Once in a life time chance to see something really gross, lol. 2nd kid...no need to put yourself through that again, lol. Both of my kids slept in Fisher price baby swings until they were either too big or started rolling. If nothing else works, give it a shot and when the motor burns out, you can replace it with the motor from a $5 air freshener, instead of the $75 fisher price motor. Lets see, what else...child proof stuff. Don't be a punk, wake up at night and help, even if she's nursing, you can change the diaper. If it's a boy, always cover up while changing with the front of the diaper. You will get shot. It happens, haha. When my wife's milk was coming in, topping off the baby with an ounce of organic formula got us some extra sleep. Get one of those water type bottle warmers and use glass bottles, not plastic. Organic carrots and squash are way cheaper than store baby food. Freeze it in ice trays and pop them out in a freezer bag. It's easy and saves cash. When they're a bit older and you get those organic pouches for trips, always open them and squeeze out a tiny bit to check for mold. I'm sure i could keep going, but i have to get up and take my daughter to gymnastics. Oh, one last thing. Say "i love you" to your kid every day. Even when they're older. Don't ever let them wonder.
Say "i love you" to your kid every day. Even when they're older. Don't ever let them wonder.
Let's be real...the first couple of months suck, lol, but it will blow by before you know it. Don't be in a hurry. It goes so fast. Never go anywhere without extra clothes and diapers, even if it's only going to take 10 minutes and they just went Sleep when they sleep. I know you'll want to get stuff done or play games, but you'll be sorry when you want to sleep, but they don't. Get good health ins..It only takes one slip by a table to find yourself in the ER and get life insurance. There's someone coming that matters more than you now. Hit your friends up for their kid's old clothes and shoes. That stuff adds up and everyone with kids had been there and are usually happy to help. Take turns with your wife solo'ing it. Get your breaks and if your parents live close, let them give you both breaks. Don't push sex, your girl needs a minute. When your kid is born, don't be a pussy. Watch it come out. Once in a life time chance to see something really gross, lol. 2nd kid...no need to put yourself through that again, lol. Both of my kids slept in Fisher price baby swings until they were either too big or started rolling. If nothing else works, give it a shot and when the motor burns out, you can replace it with the motor from a $5 air freshener, instead of the $75 fisher price motor. Lets see, what else...child proof stuff. Don't be a punk, wake up at night and help, even if she's nursing, you can change the diaper. If it's a boy, always cover up while changing with the front of the diaper. You will get shot. It happens, haha. When my wife's milk was coming in, topping off the baby with an ounce of organic formula got us some extra sleep. Get one of those water type bottle warmers and use glass bottles, not plastic. Organic carrots and squash are way cheaper than store baby food. Freeze it in ice trays and pop them out in a freezer bag. It's easy and saves cash. When they're a bit older and you get those organic pouches for trips, always open them and squeeze out a tiny bit to check for mold. I'm sure i could keep going, but i have to get up and take my daughter to gymnastics. Oh, one last thing. Say "i love you" to your kid every day. Even when they're older. Don't ever let them wonder.
The only advice I can give that hasn’t already been said is during labour, if you’re going to be there in the room, don’t watch the baby come out. It’ll ruin sex for you for a little while. It’s a mess. Not only is your wife’s landscape changed down there after giving birth, the blood, shit and emerging baby’s head imagery will be perminantly burned into your memory after you’ve witnessed it. It’ll take a bit to get over.
Nah, do it! At least with one. It's the most beautiful and most disgusting thing you'll ever see in person. Once you chicken out, you can't go back. But once you do it, you can't take it back, lol. You're a guy, you'll get over it
Nah, do it! At least with one. It's the most beautiful and most disgusting thing you'll ever see in person. Once you chicken out, you can't go back. But once you do it, you can't take it back, lol. You're a guy, you'll get over it
I will go ahead and quote this. Congrats btw! It will be scary, frustrating, awesome, tiring and fun. First couple months are going to be hectic but it will work itself out. Again...handhelds.Handhelds, handhelds, handhelds.
we were all children at one point.
and bob-on sadman, i'm avoiding giving up a tip that could make another carbon copy of people like you in this world.
fuckin beatnik!
Yeah, take parenting advice from amiga. He turned out so well, an adult virgin surely knows how to raise children.
thank FUCK i have no fuck-trophies or crotch-spawn