Shitty hooker pimped by Hooters waitress in FL

[evil wasabi]

http://www.unilad.co.uk/viral/hooters-girl-posts-fcking-insane-messed-up-story-on-twitter/

I love this story. Can someone repost the Twitter images here? I am on my phone and can't do it.

 

[FilthyRear]

The black girl is hot as fuck.

 

[NeoSneth]

I lost interest midway through, but I did learn some stripper lingo along the way.

 

[DNSDies]

Very interesting story.
I wish she used twitlonger or something though. Man, fuck trying to read like 150 tweets.

 

[Mac91]

I lost interest midway through, but I did learn some stripper lingo along the way.

Same. Waste of my life reading that.

 

[ki_atsushi]

Man, that is one fucked up story. It would make for an awesome movie.

 

[BladeDancer314]

I lost interest midway through, but I did learn some stripper lingo along the way.

Wow... You made it half way thru?

Impressive, I couldn't even make it that far.

 

[LoneSage]

That whore sure knows how to write a story.

It happened at least a couple years ago as Jess got married and has a kid now.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/the-story?bffbmain&utm_term=.btoqOOQQ33#.gwV7aaDDee

And the story in imgur format:

http://imgur.com/a/WDwyW

 

[ki_atsushi]

What's wrong with some of you guys? I was entertained.

 

[evil wasabi]

What's wrong with some of you guys? I was entertained.

Markell is sensitive about whoring.

 

[Mac91]

Markell is sensitive about whoring.

Have a guess where I am sensitive.

 

[Poonman]

Jarrett sounds like the biggest faggot and would have been better off dead.

 

[Kid Panda]

Jarrett sounds like the biggest faggot and would have been better off dead.

Sounds like he wanted to be Justin Timberlake's character in Black Snake Moan.

 

[Marek]

Jarrett is the hugest of douches. He got literally cuckolded as punishment for being a bitch.

This jess character I can't help feeling a bit sorry for. It makes me cringe just thinking of having a life that violent and controlled. Having to fuck 20 gross dudes in a night... gross

 

[norton9478]

Although the author doesn't admit it, they were both selling ass.

 

[RAZO]

10 minutes of my life completely wasted. Had to use a ebonics dictionary to decipher.

 

[2D_mastur]

I couldn't even understand the ghetto bitch.

 

[evil wasabi]

Although the author doesn't admit it, they were both selling ass.

End of the story the author is the biggest G.

 

[MuppeT]

I read up to the point where this retarded creature said that it was slow in the club and she still made $800 ....

 

[Castor Troy]

It was a fun and confusing read at times.
A Tarantino movie would be pretty bad ass.
If they can somehow do something similar to Michael Peña's storytelling in Ant-Man, it would be perfect.

 

[wyo]

What's wrong with some of you guys? I was entertained.

Same.

 

[ki_atsushi]

Although the author doesn't admit it, they were both selling ass.

No doubt in my mind either.

 

[SonGohan]

This story is the most incredible thing I've read in a long time, and I'm not even finished yet. Z making Jarrett watch his fiance suck his dick and then fucking her is some fucked up shit. I'm at the part where they take Jess on an outcall and when she knocks they snatch her in the room and the other girl runs. Ya'll some jaded mother fuckers --this story is great.

 

[norton9478]

You want to see some crazy shit, spend a few days in a crack den.

 

[Fox1]

Can someone just sum it up? I gave up 1 page through cause I was tired of reading ebonics.