Mom arrest for throwing naked twister party

evil wasabi

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http://gawker.com/horny-mom-threw-teen-daughter-a-naked-twister-sex-party-1697948520?

An Evans, Ga., mom faces charges of contributing to the delinquency of a minor after she told her Alcoholics Anonymous sponsor that she threw a drunken, naked Twister party for her teen daughter and her friends. The sponsor responded to the randy mom's plea for help by narcing her out to the sheriff's department.

Rachel Lenhardt, 35, allegedly told her sponsor that her 16-year-old daughter texted her asking if she could bring friends over to party. Lenhardt agreed, and provided alcohol and weed for the group of teens, the Augusta Chronicle reports.

Lenhardt's alleged story to her sober buddy only gets wilder from there. According to Augusta Crime: She initially joined in the teens' naked game of Twister, but ended up fucking an 18-year-old in the bathroom. Later, because she was "still horny," she brought out some sex toys and began using them on herself in the living room. The whole naked party eventually moved to the hot tub.

The night ended for Lenhardt around 3:30 a.m., when she woke up in her bed to find her daughter's 16-year-old boyfriend having sex with her. According to an Evans County sheriff's report quoted by the Huffington Post,

"Mrs. Lehnardt told [the sponsor] she and her daughter had spoken and that her daughter 'felt guilty because the 16-year-old was 10 inches long and huge, and if she had just been able to take it, he wouldn't have needed to rape her mother.'"
The sponsor said Lenhardt had previously shown her daughter porn photos she'd taken with her current boyfriend, and confessed to being a "sexual deviant" and "porn addict."

The horny mom, arrested based on the sponsor's story, won't face any sex-related charges because 16 is Georgia's age of consent. She's currently free on a $3,200 bond, according to the Chronicle.
 

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Had to click on the article to see the pic.

Reaction to a story like this depends entirely on the picture....
 

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sounds like a great party. fuck you AA, buncha narcs.
 

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So, a big dicked bastard swooped in and fucked a mother?
 

statix138

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Why I am not surprised this was in the Augusta area. I hate that place.
 

loopyeddie

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I printed it out and hung it in the kitchen of at my work as a warning. This kind of thing happens way too often.
 

neo_mao

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Naked Twister??? That's a great idea for a party game. Much better than the naked Scrabble parties I've been hosting...
 

neo_mao

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She kinda looks like Uncle Jessie's wife from Full House, which is a-ok in my book.
 

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that's a mom I'd wanna meat
 

statix138

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What does it say about the mom when she is able to sleep through a pounding by a massive dong?
 

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Where was this kind of woman when I was 16? I would have made that a weekly ritual...
 

Kiel

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Where's Roker to explain himself?
 

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This is one thread where I will refuse to make a parody picture set for...

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This is exactly why I stopped smoking.

Lol, well i never woke up with a painfull butt and a sticky twenty in my hands. Guess I got lucky.

I smoke a lot less than I used to though.
 

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Lol, well i never woke up with a painfull butt and a sticky twenty in my hands. Guess I got lucky.

I smoke a lot less than I used to though.

Your new super hero panties would've been a hit at this party, man. lol
 

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"...her daughter 'felt guilty because the 16-year-old was 10 inches long and huge, and if she had just been able to take it, he wouldn't have needed to rape her mother.'"

Amazing.
 
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