I can cook only a handful of meals...

Rot

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Boiled Noodles... with egg and beef...

Fried Noodles with egg and beef...

... and basic frying of bacon and stuffs...

xROTx

PS. I also know how to use the microwave if anyones interested...

EDIT: I have NO idea why some of you guys enjoy cooking so much... I have Jan and speed dial:D
 
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Rot said:
Boiled Noodles... with egg and beef...

Fried Noodles with egg and beef...

... and basic frying of bacon and stuffs...

xROTx

PS. I also know how to use the microwave if anyones interested...

EDIT: I have NO idea why some of you guys enjoy cooking so much... I have Jan and speed dial:D
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FFS, man... How do you survive...?? Cooking is the most basic form of survival...
 
GutsDozer

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It's funny Katie can't cook to save her life but I'm really good at it. Ask Craig he knows my skill is great.
 
Kiel

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To be fair Rot is a limey so I'm not surprised
 
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I focus on Thai food and stir frying mainly. But srsly Rot, if there's something you really want to eat, that usually is the best motivation to cook something. What's your fav cuisine?
 
Rot

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..Irony tonight is...

Tonight... I actually cooked Boiled noodles for Jan...

...and fried noodles for myself...

xROTx

PS. I feel stressed now... and in need of some relaxation...

EDIT: Starts looking at some guys profiles... logs into mod death panel... begins to fixate...
 
GutsDozer

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Don't be stressed bro.
 
BanishingFlatsAC

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Rot said:
..Irony tonight is...

Tonight... I actually cooked Boiled noodles for Jan...

...and fried noodles for myself...

xROTx

PS. I feel stressed now... and in need of some relaxation...

EDIT: Starts looking at some guys profiles... logs into mod death panel... begins to fixate...
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If you can boil water and fry bacon you can cook. You're just no applying yourself. It's a great stress reliever sometimes.
 
Rot

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DecepticonZero said:
If you can boil water and fry bacon you can cook. You're just no applying yourself. It's a great stress reliever sometimes.
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I de-stress by sitting in chat... and looking after you fooks...

....Why do YOU think i stick around here...

bloodycelt said:
Two recipes that are really easy:
1. Chicken
- just take a fillet or bonless breast, beat the shit out of it until its flat, then coat a cast iron pan with a very thin layer of olive oil, toss chicken in, sprinkle on spices (Jamaican Jerk for example), wait until the edges are white around the whole thing, then flip it. Just like Pancakes.
2. Mac and Cheese
- Melt some butter in a sauce pan, mix it with flour until it becomes goop (a.k.a bris), add more butter, and then mix in 1/2 montery jack 1/2 extermely strong cheddar. Once its a uniform goo, just set it aside.
- Boil pasta (or noodles)
- When pasta is done pour cheese goo on it, then add garlic and basil.
- If you want to then bake it I'd add vodka to the cheese sauce.
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IF I wanted cooking tips... I would've asked for it...

xROTx
 
GohanX

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You don't need to cook, you need to hunt/gather.
 
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Hahah Bloodycelt deleted his own post. He spooks easily.
 
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