How do I get girls to like me?

[Makismo]

Makismo, they are all in on it.

THEY ARE ALL IN ON IT!!!!

Please explain in more detail. I guess you are joking. Could you give me some advice for a change? I need to know how to handle this latest situation.

 

[SML]

Don't let them know you are into neo geo. They will find you here.

 

[Curt]

That bitch Knows, and she plays teh Roms (TSS and MD2 most likely)

She said "I will not be part of your experiment."

This is the "experiment."

 

[BryLmoo]

mak, you don't get girls to like you....they just do....

forget about it....

you're never gonna win....it's over....stop trying.

give up.

 

[Stinky-Dinkins]

Please explain in more detail. I guess you are joking. Could you give me some advice for a change? I need to know how to handle this latest situation.

I've said too much.

 

[DevilRedeemed]

I seriously feel bad for you. I don't think you will ever understand..
one peice of advice - look for people who are similar to you, and hang out with them. go and play some arcades with said people. if you can't have women have a meaningful social life, and do something you honestly enjoy with people that feel the same way. not meaning to be rude but video gaming may be the only real thing about you and your life. go with that I say.

 

[Makismo]

Don't let them know you are into neo geo. They will find you here.

Yeah, I know exactly what you mean. I was very careful not to mention this site. I don't think that they will bother to look up information about it though. I could be wrong but I doubt it. The last thing that I want is for them to come to this site. It would cause me a huge amount of grief.

Anyway, I am going to go there again tonight and perhaps I will hang out with some people. It would be cool to smoke a bowl or two. I haven't had any lately. I wonder what I should do about that girl who cussed me out the other day. She said good-bye to me the other day. Perhaps that is her way of saying that she is sorry for chewing me out without actually saying it. You have to be a mind reader these days to get anything done I guess. We will have to wait and see what happens. My people skills may be improving somewhat but at this rate, I doubt I will be getting laid anytime soon.

 

[Vixen]

Yeah, I know exactly what you mean. I was very careful not to mention this site. I don't think that they will bother to look up information about it though. I could be wrong but I doubt it. The last thing that I want is for them to come to this site. It would cause me a huge amount of grief.

Anyway, I am going to go there again tonight and perhaps I will hang out with some people. It would be cool to smoke a bowl or two. I haven't had any lately. I wonder what I should do about that girl who cussed me out the other day. She said good-bye to me the other day. Perhaps that is her way of saying that she is sorry for chewing me out without actually saying it. You have to be a mind reader these days to get anything done I guess. We will have to wait and see what happens. My people skills may be improving somewhat but at this rate, I doubt I will be getting laid anytime soon.

Ok well this is getting sad now so im actually going to say something 'constructive'

Girls have better things to do than go on an online forum to cause you grief, they simply will not do it.

Your method of meeting new people... well it sounds stalkerish and quite scary. If some random person came up to me in a coffee bar i would probably just ignore them or do exactly what the girl did in your previous post.

You have to impress women before you can talk to them. You are very trusting, maybe too trusting which is why you seem to open up to these strangers... but these people find that strange, we dont live in a trusting world.

You need to go out to a pub or a club with a couple of friends or even on your own. No-one says you have to like it or try pulling some munt that you think is 'below' your league... just go out have a drink or two and chat to people then. People usually talk to people they dont know a lot easier when drunk.

Find a nice pub, stick to it. Go for lunch in the same pub everyday instead of starbucks or something. Make yourself a regular. For some reason pub people are happy chatty people. espescially bar staff (they'll do anything for that tip )

So thats all right now, but i do suggest you try somewhere other than a coffee house. Its just not working.

 

[melchia]

He asked me if I wanted the South African girl (who said that I was negative – not the one I saw the movie with) or the evil red head who just said “FUCK YOU” to me.

Okay, I've gotta ask...where in Dallas do you keep finding these South African girls?

Anyway, vixen is right...find a good pub/bar and talk to people. If a girl seems open to the idea of talking to you, then do so. If not, don't waste your time, and don't worry about what she or others (who really don't know you) think. It's not something you can really control, so don't try.

 

[Amano Jacu]

Just wondering (I won't bother seeing the past pages) one thing, Mak: Last time I checked the latest page of this thread you were going to some "orgy parties" with slutty girls. Do you still go there? I think that's your best bet for sex: it's clear no girl will love/like you in the near future, but maybe some random fuck is possible if you hang in those places.

Keep on Mak, never give up, never surrender!

 

[WGolly]

youre supposed to be this big buff guy, why are you letting kids push you around ? :chump:

first thing is stop calling them chicks.

 

[abasuto]

I have a gut feeling that Mak lacks major organs. He's full of little white beads, like a beenie baby.

 

[Turrican_Man]

I have a gut feeling that Mak lacks major organs. He's full of little white beads, like a beenie baby.

Mak is like a creature of fable or legend at this point, so I suppose your hypothesis could be correct.

 

[Stinky-Dinkins]

I have a gut feeling that Mak lacks major organs. He's full of little white beads, like a beenie baby.

Except unlike Beanie Babies no one in their right mind would collect Makismos.

 

[HellioN]

Except unlike Beanie Babies no one in their right mind would collect Makismos.

 

[T_Smallz]

Your putting the pussy on a pedestal...

Women are human just like men. You're trying way too hard... Be a friend to a woman, and you will put yourself in the environment to find a companion through her network of friends. As someone mentioned earlier, hang out in your environment to find companionship... Don't try to be what you're not, because you'll never be happy even if you do find a "girlfriend" under those conditions.

Hope this helps...

 

[Vixen]

It wont help. He doesnt listen

 

[abasuto]

Mak's life is less exciting than playing marco polo with Helen Keller.

 

[Turrican_Man]

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Enjoy!

 

[Turrican_Man]

NEW AIM CONVERSATION WITH MAKISMO

Okay, this is one of the best AIM conversations EVAR! Check it out!

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MHojoMoko: Hello
MHojoMoko: Nothing new to report.
LASNER OWNZ J00: Oh.
LASNER OWNZ J00: Too bad.
MHojoMoko: I just got too stoned two days ago and I have been feeling bad ever since.
LASNER OWNZ J00: You know, I made a screensaver to honor the thread.
LASNER OWNZ J00: It only has nine slides, but I plan to keep adding to it.
MHojoMoko: I don't like to get stoned. I just do it because others are doing it.
LASNER OWNZ J00: I have never been stoned.
MHojoMoko: Kool
LASNER OWNZ J00: I have never been drunk either.
LASNER OWNZ J00: I am completely straight-edge.
MHojoMoko: That's good.
MHojoMoko: You know, I can't actually control my moods.
MHojoMoko: You are better off not being stoned.
MHojoMoko: I have been drunk lots of times.
MHojoMoko: I use painkillers too.
MHojoMoko: I like to use them because I can feel joy on them.
LASNER OWNZ J00: The reason I have abstained from drugs and alchohol is because I believe that they will harm me, either through addiction or physically deteriorating my health.
MHojoMoko: I take legalized speed as well.
LASNER OWNZ J00: Did you ever look into meditation.
MHojoMoko: I am always on some sort of drug.
MHojoMoko: They will kill me someday but I had rather not live without them.
LASNER OWNZ J00: Oh yeah, here's an idea too: If you actually joined some kind of meditation club or class, there are TONS of chicks in them.
MHojoMoko: I tried to do that but my head is too messed up.
MHojoMoko: Hmmm
LASNER OWNZ J00: And if you make it clear to them that you are turning to meditation to "heal" you, they will be sympathetic and you might score off them too.
LASNER OWNZ J00: I am completely serious.
MHojoMoko: By the way, I am actually starting to hate girls now.
MHojoMoko: Hmmm
MHojoMoko: How do I find these clubs?
LASNER OWNZ J00: They're just people, the same as males except more fearful because they feel more vulnerable.
LASNER OWNZ J00: You can see if there are meditation classes or a meditation club at your college.
LASNER OWNZ J00: Then it would probably be free.
MHojoMoko: I don't see girls as people anymore. I like men better.
LASNER OWNZ J00: If you don't mind paying money, there are probably classes offered around town.
MHojoMoko: I might look and see but I had rather find another one off of school.
LASNER OWNZ J00: If there are any buddhist temples near your area, they would probably offer religious services in which you would be taught to meditate, or maybe classes.
MHojoMoko: I am downloading a game right now.
MHojoMoko: Half-Life and the mission packs.
MHojoMoko: I am not too religious.
LASNER OWNZ J00: Meditation is physiologically a process through which you gain greater control over the mind and body. This would probably help your problems.
MHojoMoko: I gave up on God a long time ago.
LASNER OWNZ J00: So even if you don't believe in a spiritual component, there is a scientific component to meditation which has been proven in labs.
MHojoMoko: I wish I could just speak my mind without having to worry about being judged.
LASNER OWNZ J00: Through meditating people actually can control their brains to a higher degree than average people.
MHojoMoko: Still, I have a mental problem that can't be fixed.
MHojoMoko: I have to take mood stablizers to help me.
LASNER OWNZ J00: Maybe not. It's possible that you could overcome it with meditation. It really is.
MHojoMoko: My mood swings are too rapid.
MHojoMoko: I can change my mood on a dime.
LASNER OWNZ J00: By practicing meditation you practice heightened control over the mind.
LASNER OWNZ J00: So if you have enough control, you can even control how you react to your moods.
MHojoMoko: Maybe but I don't know.
MHojoMoko: I try to control myself all the time but it is getting harder.
LASNER OWNZ J00: I am pretty sure it would at least help you a lot.
MHojoMoko: I would need some serious help on that one.
LASNER OWNZ J00: Think of it this way: do you think that literally millions of people would devote their entire lives to something that's empty over thousands of years?
LASNER OWNZ J00: Maybe even billions..
MHojoMoko: I might give this a shot.
MHojoMoko: Maybe I will meet some cute chick there.
LASNER OWNZ J00: Have you ever seen the Vietnam War protest videos of buddhist monks?
LASNER OWNZ J00: ?
MHojoMoko: Yeah and they burn themselves up.
MHojoMoko: Now that is messed up.
LASNER OWNZ J00: They light themselves on fire, and during this agonizing death they are completely still.
LASNER OWNZ J00: Can you imagine how a human can even have that much self-control?
MHojoMoko: Strange...
LASNER OWNZ J00: It's really metaphysically transcendent of the normal human condition.
MHojoMoko: Nope
LASNER OWNZ J00: And this is because they have heightened their control over the mind through meditation.
MHojoMoko: I don't think that I want that much control.
LASNER OWNZ J00: Now, it's true that they have to devote their entire lives, decades, to get that kind of control. But you don't have to be able to withstand being on fire.
MHojoMoko: I still think that I am cursed some way.
LASNER OWNZ J00: You just have to be able to control your emotions better.
MHojoMoko: I am on fire right now.
LASNER OWNZ J00: "The sorrowful grieves himself. From his own mouth comes his destruction." There's a lot of truth to that proverb.
MHojoMoko: I do actually...I don't feel much of anything.
MHojoMoko: I control them so well, that I am almost dead.
LASNER OWNZ J00: Well, but that's repressing them, which is different than having enough control to accept them and move on from them.
LASNER OWNZ J00: Wouldn't complete control, as opposed to the partial control you have now, be just being able to enjoy your life despite your past?
MHojoMoko: I just need someone who will accept me.
MHojoMoko: I want a nasty bitter and hateful girl.
MHojoMoko: I don't have a life as of now.
MHojoMoko: I live in a dream world.
MHojoMoko: I couldn't even play video games with Jung the other day.
MHojoMoko: I bought a game just so he could play it.
MHojoMoko: I even gave him a Neo Geo game.
LASNER OWNZ J00: No you don't, because eventually that negativity will be transferred onto you. Bitterness comes from a mentality of victimhood, and people who feel like victims all the time always unrightly denounce everyone around them as an attacker, when they are really mostly victims of themselves.
MHojoMoko: I didn't have to either.
LASNER OWNZ J00: *I meant, no you don't want a bitter girl.
MHojoMoko: Most people are attackers.
MHojoMoko: I really do think that the world is out to get me.
LASNER OWNZ J00: You make yourself a target with that mentality though.
LASNER OWNZ J00: I'm telling you, it's true.
LASNER OWNZ J00: I know it's true.

 

[Turrican_Man]

NEW AIM CONVERSATION PART 2

MHojoMoko: But they really are out to get me.
LASNER OWNZ J00: ....Listen, I am going to open up to you here and tell you something personal:
LASNER OWNZ J00: Okay?
MHojoMoko: Take a look at the guys at Neo-Geo.com, they are all out to get me.
MHojoMoko: OK
LASNER OWNZ J00: I am telling you, you bring it upon yourself somehow.
LASNER OWNZ J00: Okay, here is what I wanted to say.
MHojoMoko: It is the way I look and hold myself.
MHojoMoko: how I hold myself - I have a "kick me" sign on my back and people stare at me because of it.
MHojoMoko: Anyway, go on....
LASNER OWNZ J00: I've found that my biggest weakness is lust. I've had numerous negative experience resulting from sexual incontinence. I've found something interesting from this though. When I do something negative (like if I jack off to porn- which I have, and I always feel really badly about it because when I do that I'm being controlled by my animal side and not being the best I can be), then my day actually gets shitty. Here's an example:
MHojoMoko: I don't look at porn that much anymore.
MHojoMoko: Because I can't believe that I will ever have a woman.
MHojoMoko: I had rather just jack off to myself....funny ehh?
LASNER OWNZ J00: I had a day when I woke up, met a cute girl, talked to her. We didn't have much in common but she was nice to me and she lives near me, so it was beneficial that at least this happened instead of not happening. Then, in the middle of the day, I jacked off to porn. After this, the rest of the day sucked- I saw some girls that I had chatted with before, and they seemed disconcerted and we didn't have a very smooth interaction. I felt like people were less receptive to me all day and not nice to me.
MHojoMoko: ;-)
MHojoMoko: Women are starting to actually turn me off - if you are interested to know.
MHojoMoko: That is strange to me.
LASNER OWNZ J00: Now, listen to what I'm saying: I am *positive* that because of my sexual incontinence, giving in to a lower part of my nature, I subsequently was cursing myself, in the sense that I gave off negative vibes and didn't get good reception from people the rest of the day.
MHojoMoko: However, porn is not my problem.
MHojoMoko: I see what you mean though.
MHojoMoko: Porn can do that to people.
LASNER OWNZ J00: So I believe there is a form of Karma which is self-inflicted and uncontrollable.
LASNER OWNZ J00: At least, uncontrollable except by doing the right thing.
MHojoMoko: However, I never felt bad about looking at it.
MHojoMoko: I see...
MHojoMoko: I am a horney bastard though...
MHojoMoko: Want to know about something funny?
LASNER OWNZ J00: I don't think Karma is supernatural- I think it's subconscious signaling to other people how you feel and what your general state of well being is, and if it's negative then they will not be receptive to you- and doing bad things will make it negative.
LASNER OWNZ J00: What?
MHojoMoko: I have never had a wet dream in my entire life.
LASNER OWNZ J00: Wow.
LASNER OWNZ J00: This is incredibly fascinating.
MHojoMoko: I don't see jacking off as bad. It is only bad because some people say that it is bad. I am not worried about it. I am worried about being too negative.
MHojoMoko: Really?
MHojoMoko: I am serious about that.
MHojoMoko: I only dream of blood and gore.
MHojoMoko: I see nothing but war and conflict in my dreams.
LASNER OWNZ J00: Well, I just feel like it's giving in to the lower part of my nature, so it makes me feel badly, but maybe that's because my standards are too high. I don't even look at hardcore pornography, because it will make me feel too sick with myself. I just look at softcore sometimes, and then feel badly because I am succumbing to my lower nature.
MHojoMoko: I can't remember a happy dream.
MHojoMoko: I don't think that I have ever even had a happy dream.
MHojoMoko: Hell, I have looked at the most hardcore of the hardcore.
MHojoMoko: I looked at it when I was about 14 years old - hardcore porn that is.
MHojoMoko: I wouldn't worry about it if I were you. It is a natural thing to be interested.
MHojoMoko: Tell me, have you ever had a .... "Home run?"
LASNER OWNZ J00: Well, but it's part of the lower nature, is what I am saying. To me it's the same thing--
LASNER OWNZ J00: What's a home run?
MHojoMoko: OK
MHojoMoko: Getting Laid....
MHojoMoko: It is an old term for it.
LASNER OWNZ J00: I'm not too familiar with that lingo.
LASNER OWNZ J00: Oh, right. That's not really used in my generation.
MHojoMoko: I was just wondering...
MHojoMoko: sex...
LASNER OWNZ J00: But yeah, I guess I'll tell you.
MHojoMoko: Have you ever done the wild thing...
LASNER OWNZ J00: Yes, I had a long-term relationship in high school, which was my first time.
MHojoMoko: You know....hanky panky
LASNER OWNZ J00: I waited until about 8 months into the relationship. We stayed together almost two years.
MHojoMoko: It isn't my business but I thought I would ask since we are on that topic.
LASNER OWNZ J00: Yeah, whatever, I guess it doesn't hurt anything to tell you.
MHojoMoko: That's nice...
MHojoMoko: Nope
MHojoMoko: You can tell me anything...
LASNER OWNZ J00: It was really a mixed bag, to tell you the truth.
MHojoMoko: You already told me that you like to have fun with yourself so why not.
LASNER OWNZ J00: Physically, it was great- emotionally, it was great, most of the time. But a lot of the time sex can be destructive.
LASNER OWNZ J00: LOL, I said I *don't* like to have fun with myself.
MHojoMoko: Oh?
MHojoMoko: I will take what you got and trade you what I got.
MHojoMoko: You won't be happy with what I got though.
MHojoMoko: I know about that.
MHojoMoko: :-P
MHojoMoko: OK
LASNER OWNZ J00: I'm just saying, that to everything there's an upside and downside, usually, and sex is no exception.
MHojoMoko: She can have fun with you for you.
MHojoMoko: Now that would be fun.
LASNER OWNZ J00: I don't really understand what you mean.
LASNER OWNZ J00: Could you rephrase?
MHojoMoko: I will take whatever I can get for now.
LASNER OWNZ J00: Uh-huh.
MHojoMoko: I was talking dirty.
MHojoMoko: I meant she could "Play" with you instead of you "playing" with yourself.
MHojoMoko: In other words, she jacks you off since you don't like to do it yourself...
MHojoMoko: Get me chief?
LASNER OWNZ J00: Well, I think that you shouldn't give up until you've exhausted every possibility, and so after ---okay, whatever----- after we stop chatting then why don't you look up some meditation places?
MHojoMoko: Now, that would be a turn on for sure....
MHojoMoko: ;-)
MHojoMoko: I will give it a shot.
LASNER OWNZ J00: Okay.
MHojoMoko: I know a guy who might be able to help me with this project.
LASNER OWNZ J00: Now, can I post this conversation? I think it's really valuable.
LASNER OWNZ J00: It gives a lot of insight.
MHojoMoko: Well, it has been nice talking to you but I need to get some food because it is almost 6 PM here.
MHojoMoko: Go ahead if you like.
LASNER OWNZ J00: Okay.
LASNER OWNZ J00: Talk to you later, bye.
MHojoMoko: Kool
MHojoMoko: I will be downloading some stuff.
MHojoMoko: Bye bye!
MHojoMoko: :-)
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Wow... there's a lot of food for thought there. Comments, gentlemen?

 

[Stinky-Dinkins]

MHojoMoko: I am on fire right now.

Wahahaha.

 

[Stinky-Dinkins]

Seriously though Makismo, call up an escort service and get a hooker.

 

[hermegildo]

Mak's life is less exciting than playing marco polo with Helen Keller.

Marco...

Marco...

Marco...

Marco...

Marco...

Marco...

Marco...

Marco...

Marco...

I <3 Family Guy.

 

[Turrican_Man]

Hmmm

MHojoMoko: I don't see girls as people anymore. I like men better.
...
MHojoMoko: I had rather just jack off to myself....funny ehh?
...
MHojoMoko: ;-)
MHojoMoko: Women are starting to actually turn me off - if you are interested to know.
MHojoMoko: That is strange to me.

Hmmm....

WAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! W000000000000000000T!