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wasabi said:
That about sums it up. He's an asshole. It does me proud that the human race refuses to sleep with him.
How do I get girls to like me?
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That about sums it up. He's an asshole. It does me proud that the human race refuses to sleep with him.
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Makismo said:
then tell me, what's the inside of a vagina feel like?
How come I'm such an ass, and I get action... and you're a great guy (lol) and you don't? What a mystery.
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Makismo said:
What Starbucks are you going to? I've never been in one that sounds as "hopping" as the one you go to. Is it the one by the SMU bookstore? I drove past that one the other day and saw a decent crowd. Just curious.
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pixeljunkie said:
You know the one: the one where the guys arm wrestle, and kids with down syndrome hit on "nice virgins". It's like cheers, but creepy.
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Do these "stoners" you hang out with like to experiment with the inner workings of your asshole?
If you can't get laid by the time your 30 yrs old your seriously beyond help.
If you can't get laid by the time your 30 yrs old your seriously beyond help.
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Hey Abasuto, that's lady juice! If you were a hotdog would you eat yourself?
Why the fuck is he taking estrogen?
That's doesn't make any sense.
Why the fuck is he taking estrogen?
That's doesn't make any sense.
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A new present for you all! 
I am moving soon and have to replace my desktop with my laptop computer. Because of the laptop's screen resolution (1280x800) I realized I needed to make a laptop version of my "How do I get girls to like me?" wallpaper.
This widescreen version has been created in mind to honor some of my favorite "How do I get girls to like me?" thread all-stars.
Get it here, and Enjoy
I am moving soon and have to replace my desktop with my laptop computer. Because of the laptop's screen resolution (1280x800) I realized I needed to make a laptop version of my "How do I get girls to like me?" wallpaper.
This widescreen version has been created in mind to honor some of my favorite "How do I get girls to like me?" thread all-stars.
Get it here, and Enjoy
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Another present!
Here you go folks, I also made a 640x480 wallpaper!
Here you go folks, I also made a 640x480 wallpaper!
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And one more present!
Also, from the 640x480 wallpaper I made a Windows XP startup screen. I have SP2, don't know if that is relevant in whether it will work for others.
IMPORTANT: The file goes in the C:\Windows\System32\ folder but it must be copied there in safe mode due to the protection on the startup screen data built into windows. Back up the original before you do this. [url removed]
And here is a photoshop composite of what it basically looks like:
Enjoy!
EDIT: The startup screen worked fine on one computer of mine, but on another it caused me to have to delete the file by booting to DOS from the WIN XP installation disk, so I want to make sure it's not just a fluke and that it won't mess people's computers up.
Also, from the 640x480 wallpaper I made a Windows XP startup screen. I have SP2, don't know if that is relevant in whether it will work for others.
IMPORTANT: The file goes in the C:\Windows\System32\ folder but it must be copied there in safe mode due to the protection on the startup screen data built into windows. Back up the original before you do this. [url removed]
And here is a photoshop composite of what it basically looks like:
Enjoy!
EDIT: The startup screen worked fine on one computer of mine, but on another it caused me to have to delete the file by booting to DOS from the WIN XP installation disk, so I want to make sure it's not just a fluke and that it won't mess people's computers up.
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OK, I went to Starbucks today. I saw the evil guy who said that he would smash my face. I sat down as far away from him as possible and smoked a cigarette. As soon as I got my courage up, I walked past him and went inside. I saw a nice guy that I knew and talked to him. I bought my drink and went back and sat at a table nearer to the crowd. I didn't say a damn thing to anyone present. People were talking about various things. The evil dude was talking to the local drug dealer. I was very surprised to see this since the evil dude said that he would kill the local drug dealer.
The Catholic school girl came over and sat next to me. She asked me how I was doing and I talked to her for a while. I was surprised to see that she actually came over to me. I think that she is kind of cute but I am not sure that she likes me in that way...you know what I mean. Anyway, the drug dealer comes over and I tell him that I am on a load of painkillers because I fucked up my arm while arm wrestling last week. He told me to take more painkillers and to be on a good trip. I told him a story about me telling a girl in my clay class that my clay balls were bigger than her's. She said to me "I should hope so." We both thought that was funny.
The girl had to leave and I said good bye to her. I remember her saying that she just got a new boyfriend so I guess she is out of the picture - for now. Then the one (most one handed) handed dude came up to me. He told me that his roommate who was living with him went back to his mother's house. He quit a job that he had just gotten because he was too busy fucking some girl to do his job and he quit it. That sounded really stupid to me.
I then decided to arm wrestle him. I beat him but it did take some effort. I used my left arm because my right arm is messed up. Then the girlfriend of the evil dude said that arm wrestling could seriously fuck up your arm - which it can. The almost one handed dude had to leave and then the evil dude left with his girlfriend. He even said good bye to me which was strange. I then left as well. Perhaps things will work out for me but that will have to wait until another day...
The Catholic school girl came over and sat next to me. She asked me how I was doing and I talked to her for a while. I was surprised to see that she actually came over to me. I think that she is kind of cute but I am not sure that she likes me in that way...you know what I mean. Anyway, the drug dealer comes over and I tell him that I am on a load of painkillers because I fucked up my arm while arm wrestling last week. He told me to take more painkillers and to be on a good trip. I told him a story about me telling a girl in my clay class that my clay balls were bigger than her's. She said to me "I should hope so." We both thought that was funny.
The girl had to leave and I said good bye to her. I remember her saying that she just got a new boyfriend so I guess she is out of the picture - for now. Then the one (most one handed) handed dude came up to me. He told me that his roommate who was living with him went back to his mother's house. He quit a job that he had just gotten because he was too busy fucking some girl to do his job and he quit it. That sounded really stupid to me.
I then decided to arm wrestle him. I beat him but it did take some effort. I used my left arm because my right arm is messed up. Then the girlfriend of the evil dude said that arm wrestling could seriously fuck up your arm - which it can. The almost one handed dude had to leave and then the evil dude left with his girlfriend. He even said good bye to me which was strange. I then left as well. Perhaps things will work out for me but that will have to wait until another day...
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Makismo is scarier than any clown.
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"The evil dude" has a girlfriend and yet you don't.
To what would you attribute his success?
I'm curious if you've observed him and formulated any theories on how he manages to succeed with girls, despite, according to your description, being extremely vulgar and threatening.
To what would you attribute his success?
I'm curious if you've observed him and formulated any theories on how he manages to succeed with girls, despite, according to your description, being extremely vulgar and threatening.
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Turrican_Man said:
You make Makismo sound like an evil genius devising an experiment involving lab rats, except for the fact that he wants to get with said rats.
The rats will have no part of it.
The experiment shall continue none the less!
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Stinky-Dinkins said:
LMAO! Dinkins, I'd have to say that you're my favorite member- besides Mak of course
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Vixen said:Why am i not on this wallpaper eh?
Well, there's not enough room for everyone you know
I included people based on personal bias as well as who has posted most in the thread, so some people, such as FeelGood, were included for outstanding achievements such as the "Mak Dragon Slaying Story".
Also, to be honest I didn't want to stare at your avatar all the time if I used it in the wallpaper or startup screen.
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Vixen said:Well, I am deeply hurt now. I may just cry myself to sleep. I hope you feel proud
P.s - IVE POSTED LOADS IN THIS THREAD
Well I am sorry. I know you've contributed a lot to this thread, and I do appreciate that.
It's just that I am kind of a germaphobe, and your avatar gives me the heebie-jeebies. I didn't want to look at it all the time.
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