I shouldn't do this but I can't help it.
At 4:45 pm one day, my boss (who can already go fuck himself) says hey do you have a minute?
I said yeah whatever I suppose.
Went in the conference room and he said hey, um, this is hard [direct fucking ridiculously not quote] but I'm eliminating your position (our Council REALLY hated paying execs at fair rate, cut one would be great!). Gonna pay you out for the next six months if that's okay with you per the agreement that's on the table, hope that you'll sign and return by tomorrow at eight.
[motherfucker hands me contract]
UM, fuck you. [I'll review this shit on my time and get back to you but yeah, I want that $ payout, fuck you.]
Uhhhhmmmm, okay. Give me a day to look this over. The language literally said "one week from today" and then motherfucker went and said well, it needs to be tomorrow.
Note, here, that he got fired by council within a year and several of them asked why TF I was no longer on staff and available to to appointed. LOL.
And THAT'S how I got a nice payout from a terrible job/boss and well, yeah, I'm retired until further notice.
YES this is a weird place to put this. Also roker ONLY (OANLEY) fucks the crazy successful ladies. I got the latter part down.
Padum padum! [fucking Kylie Minogue jeebus the woman is ageless most people'd be dead by now]