A Really Sick But Funny Joke

[Bhm]

Tateless jokes?
This one was told to me aby an old friend of mine who's parents are jewish
Here goes (NOT ANTI-SEMITE!):
It's not funny to joke around about jews.
My grand-father died in auschwitz. It was horrible... He fell out of the machine-gun tower and snapped his neck.



// Bhm

 

[Zeekade Zarathos]

Originally posted by Bhm:
<strong>Tateless jokes?
This one was told to me aby an old friend of mine who's parents are jewish
Here goes (NOT ANTI-SEMITE!):
It's not funny to joke around about jews.
My grand-father died in auschwitz. It was horrible... He fell out of the machine-gun tower and snapped his neck.




// Bhm</strong><hr></blockquote>

That's pretty funny.

These jokes are disgusting...keep them coming.

 

[Loopz]

[ September 20, 2002: Message edited by: Loopz ]</p>

 

[Bhm]

Originally posted by Loopz:
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[ September 20, 2002: Message edited by: Loopz ]</strong><hr></blockquote>

That wasn't even remotely funny, asshole

// Bhm

 

[Briggs]

What two words will clear out a men's room?


"Niiiice dick..."

 

[Phoenix Down]

Originally posted by Bhm:
<strong>A baby seal walks into a club...</strong><hr></blockquote>

<img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[LOL]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[LOL]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[LOL]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[LOL]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[LOL]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[LOL]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[LOL]" />

 

[MistressDragon]

Originally posted by Bhm:
<strong>Tateless jokes?
This one was told to me aby an old friend of mine who's parents are jewish
Here goes (NOT ANTI-SEMITE!):
It's not funny to joke around about jews.
My grand-father died in auschwitz. It was horrible... He fell out of the machine-gun tower and snapped his neck.



// Bhm</strong><hr></blockquote>

that is so horrible... <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[LOL]" />

[ September 20, 2002: Message edited by: MistressDragon ]</p>

 

[Crovax]

Q. What's the worst part about screwing bald pussy?

A. Putting the diaper back on.

 

[BeefJerky]

K9999, I used that dead baby joke at lunch today (we were exchanging dead baby jokes. dont ask me why), duuuuude yours was the best! <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[LOL]" />

 

[SilverAngel]

Originally posted by Neon_Sonic:
<strong>A friend of mine told this joke to me the other day (he was kidding, BTW, do don't take this seriously).

Him: "If you went camping with a male friend and you woke up the next morning with a wet, sticky butt that burned, would you tell anyone?"

Me: "Umm... probably not..."

Him: "Oh, good. Wanna go camping?"

I know, this really sick, but I couldn't help but laugh.</strong><hr></blockquote>


You know what is sick! My dad used to tell that all the time to any male friend of mine he could get his hands on!
<img src="graemlins/eye.gif" border="0" alt="[Eye]" /> <img src="graemlins/eye.gif" border="0" alt="[Eye]" />

 

[Neon_Sonic]

Originally posted by SilverAngel:
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You know what is sick! My dad used to tell that all the time to any male friend of mine he could get his hands on!
<img src="graemlins/eye.gif" border="0" alt="[Eye]" /> <img src="graemlins/eye.gif" border="0" alt="[Eye]" /> </strong><hr></blockquote>

Oh, GOD. That would creep the hell out of me. I hope you didn't mean that "he could get his hands on" part literally.

 

[PleaseKillMeNow]

Let me take a crack at it.

A man is waiting to see his newly born child at the hospital. He gets real upset and starts to pace around the waiting room. Finally, a nurse tells him its okay to see his baby. Once he comes in the room, he finds the doctors laughing and beating the baby against the wall. "What the fuck are you doing, you assholes," the man demanded. One of the doctors look at him and says, "Surprise! The baby was born dead!"

I know, its not that sick or funny...

 

[MarrymeMai]

Originally posted by toy_brain:
<strong>This one is pretty sick -

What is 12 inches long, pink, hard, and makes women screm in the morning?

Cot death!

(Sorry)</strong><hr></blockquote>

Eh?

 

[Bhm]

Originally posted by MarrymeMai:
<strong>

Eh?</strong><hr></blockquote>

Also known as crib death.
Infants who die from unknown causes in their sleep

// Bhm

 

[Ducky]

Originally posted by Crovax:
<strong>Q. What's the worst part about screwing bald pussy?

A. Putting the diaper back on.</strong><hr></blockquote>

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[LOL]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[LOL]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[LOL]" />

 

[JonathanDonovan]

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

A: Depends how hard you throw 'em.

 

[SuperDuperSpork]

Originally posted by Bhm:
<strong>Tateless jokes?
This one was told to me aby an old friend of mine who's parents are jewish
Here goes (NOT ANTI-SEMITE!):
It's not funny to joke around about jews.
My grand-father died in auschwitz. It was horrible... He fell out of the machine-gun tower and snapped his neck.



// Bhm</strong><hr></blockquote>

maybe i'm just stupid, but i dont get that

 

[Crovax]

Originally posted by SuperDuperSpork:
<strong>

maybe i'm just stupid, but i dont get that</strong><hr></blockquote>

It implies that the person's grandfather was a Nazi working at Auschwitz, helping to kill Jews, rather than the usual, "he was one of the victims" that you hear about.

 

[vishema]

Originally posted by Crovax:
<strong>Q. What's the worst part about screwing bald pussy?

A. Putting the diaper back on.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Dude that was so fucking sick!! <img src="graemlins/shame.gif" border="0" alt="[Shame]" /> <img src="graemlins/help.gif" border="0" alt="[Help]" />

 

[Tacitus]

How many vietnam vets does it take to screw in a light bulb?


YOU DON'T KNOW???

THAT'S CAUSE YOU WEREN'T THERE!

 

[Tacitus]

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable?

Getting her out of the wheelchair.

 

[Bhm]

Originally posted by SuperDuperSpork:
<strong>

maybe i'm just stupid, but i dont get that</strong><hr></blockquote>

I'm sorry but that's just sad <img src="graemlins/smirk.gif" border="0" alt="[Smirk]" />

// Bhm

 

[SuperDuperSpork]

Originally posted by Crovax:
<strong>

It implies that the person's grandfather was a Nazi working at Auschwitz, helping to kill Jews, rather than the usual, "he was one of the victims" that you hear about.</strong><hr></blockquote>

oh,heh. I sure ruined that joke....

<img src="graemlins/ohno.gif" border="0" alt="[Oh No]" />

 

[FINAL SHOWDOWN]

Originally posted by Matt Semmel:
<strong>How do you seat 400 gay men in a gay bar with only 100 stools?

Haha!

TURN THE STOOLS UPSIDE DOWN!!! <img src="graemlins/ohno.gif" border="0" alt="[Oh No]" /> I know I know... KILL THE MATTY SEMMEL! <img src="graemlins/smirk.gif" border="0" alt="[Smirk]" />

EDIT: I meant "kill" not "call" ssssshit.

[ September 19, 2002: Message edited by: Matt Semmel ]</strong><hr></blockquote>

.....

i dunno but this one deserves a reply.