A Really Sick But Funny Joke

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Neon_Sonic

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A friend of mine told this joke to me the other day (he was kidding, BTW, do don't take this seriously).

Him: "If you went camping with a male friend and you woke up the next morning with a wet, sticky butt that burned, would you tell anyone?"

Me: "Umm... probably not..."

Him: "Oh, good. Wanna go camping?"

I know, this really sick, but I couldn't help but laugh.
 
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Sorry, that wasn't sick or funny :(


Sick

Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies?

You cant unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.


A funny joke escapes me at the moment, I'll think of one later.
 
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Originally posted by K9999:
<strong>Sorry, that wasn't sick or funny :(


Sick

Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies?

You cant unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.


</strong><hr></blockquote>

Now's that's definitely sick. :eek:
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PleaseKillMeNow

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Sorry, Neon.K9999's was both sicker and funnier.
Which, to tell the truth wasn't really that much funnier.

[ September 19, 2002: Message edited by: Tom Wopat ]</p>
 
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Him: "If you went camping with a male friend and you woke up the next morning with a wet, sticky butt that burned, would you tell anyone?"

Me: "Umm... probably not..."

Him: "Oh, good. Wanna go camping?"

:(

Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies?

You cant unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

<img src="graemlins/ohno.gif" border="0" alt="[Oh No]" />

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because Sally had no arms.

<img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[LOL]" />
 
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If a gay guy jumped on your back would you beat him off?

lol

The best is... go up to someone and say...

"Have you ever tasted a sweeter dick than mine?"

Yes? Oh, who was it?

No? Oh, so I have the best tasting dick.. lol


immaturity rules.
 
Tacitus

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If a gay guy jumped on your back would you beat him off?

lol

The best is... go up to someone and say...

"Have you ever tasted a sweeter dick than mine?"

Yes? Oh, who was it?

No? Oh, so I have the best tasting dick.. lol


immaturity rules.
 
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This one is pretty sick -

What is 12 inches long, pink, hard, and makes women screm in the morning?

Cot death!

(Sorry)
 
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One day, while at work, a man gets a phone call saying that his wife had just been in a horrible car accident. The man then rushes to the hospital to check on her. He goes up to the doctor and says ok doc, give it to me straight. The doctor then explains to him that his wife is now paralyzed from the neck down and that he will need to feed her, bath her, and wait on her for the rest of her life. The man cannot believe what he is hearing as he begins to brake down in tears. The doctor then gently puts his hand on the man's shoulder and says, I'm just kidding, she's dead!
 
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what's long green an smells like pork?

give up?

kermit he frog's finger.
 
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Q: What's the difference between a zit and a priest?

A: A zit won't come on your face until you're 13.

Best joke ever. Seriously. I used this in another thread here a while back... It works great to piss off Catholics.
 
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Originally posted by Earthquake:
<strong>One day, while at work, a man gets a phone call saying that his wife had just been in a horrible car accident. The man then rushes to the hospital to check on her. He goes up to the doctor and says ok doc, give it to me straight. The doctor then explains to him that his wife is now paralyzed from the neck down and that he will need to feed her, bath her, and wait on her for the rest of her life. The man cannot believe what he is hearing as he begins to brake down in tears. The doctor then gently puts his hand on the man's shoulder and says, I'm just kidding, she's dead!</strong><hr></blockquote>


It's even funnier if you imagine Dr. Nick Riviera from the Simpsons as the doctor.
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How do you seat 400 gay men in a gay bar with only 100 stools?

Haha!

TURN THE STOOLS UPSIDE DOWN!!! <img src="graemlins/ohno.gif" border="0" alt="[Oh No]" /> I know I know... KILL THE MATTY SEMMEL! <img src="graemlins/smirk.gif" border="0" alt="[Smirk]" />

EDIT: I meant "kill" not "call" ssssshit.

[ September 19, 2002: Message edited by: Matt Semmel ]</p>
 
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Originally posted by Matt Semmel:
<strong>How do you seat 400 gay men in a gay bar with only 100 stools?

Haha!

TURN THE STOOLS UPSIDE DOWN!!! <img src="graemlins/ohno.gif" border="0" alt="[Oh No]" /> I know I know... CALL THE MATTY SEMMEL! <img src="graemlins/smirk.gif" border="0" alt="[Smirk]" /> </strong><hr></blockquote>

Oh, GAWD, that's sick, Matt!
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Now this shit is funny..(nothing to say...) its just funny.. <img src="graemlins/veryangry.gif" border="0" alt="[Very Angry]" />
 
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What's yellow and green and eats nuts?

Gonorrhea!
 
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This reminds me of the one--
"If I washed my dick would you suck it?"
They will say "no"
you - "dirty cocksucker"
And one to say to chicks-
"could you please stick to one color lipstick,my dick is starting to look like a rainbow"

lol

The best is... go up to someone and say...

"Have you ever tasted a sweeter dick than mine?"

Yes? Oh, who was it?

No? Oh, so I have the best tasting dick.. lol


immaturity rules.[/QB][/QUOTE]
 
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Q: What's the leading cause of death among lesbians?
A: Hair balls

and


Q: What's good on a pizza, but bad on a pussy?

A: Crust

oops, thought this was in the war room. Sorry for posting so many..

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