It makes you wonder what he actually did in those many years of video game journalism.
Seriously, fuck you. Really. Fuck you and your mother. There is NOT ONE MISTAKE in the feature, nor a single meaningful omission, and repeating your cowardly lies from behind a cloak of anonymity can't change that. You can keep calling a horse a pig all you want, it still won't taste of bacon.
lithy said:You know damn well the difference between a zombie and a mummy.
This guy is a staff writer for Retro Gamer?
The fact that this sentence actually came up in a discussion over someone's journalistic merits is hilarious.
Stuart - I admire your moxie. You swing at all commers like a sloshed octopus. You’re also one of only two gaming journalists worth reading. That doesn’t mean you’re not a spotted dick at times.
Mm. Just because this particular aspect of the debate is so extraordinarily funny, can anyone tell me the title of a mummy film in which coming into contact with the bodily fluids of the mummy transmits the condition of mummification to the victim?
And while we're here, can anyone tell me the name of a zombie movie in which the undead can be returned to normal human status by consuming a potion?
Take as long as you like.
This is a rather poor attempt at humor, isn't it?
You mean humour, of course.
This is a rather poor attempt at humor, isn't it?
On that, at least, we can agree.
I'm off to bed now, because I'm stunned into a stupor at the fact that you're allegedly a lawyer, albeit a lawyer who can't use or interpret English properly. No wonder American law is so fucked it doesn't think tying someone down and trying to drown them counts as torture.
Nope. Titles, please.
Incidentally, if you're such a big-shot journalism hero, why are you scared to use your real name?
Mm. Just because this particular aspect of the debate is so extraordinarily funny, can anyone tell me the title of a mummy film in which coming into contact with the bodily fluids of the mummy transmits the condition of mummification to the victim?
And while we're here, can anyone tell me the name of a zombie movie in which the undead can be returned to normal human status by consuming a potion?
Take as long as you like.
There is not a person in the world other than you that thinks they are zombies.
Please link to your survey data, thanks.
Oh, and by the way:
Don't tell me what I mean, you rude, ignorant, illiterate, arrogant, fucking cunt.
No idea. Do you know any? Maybe we could ask them.Is this how a non-illiterate, non-arrogant, professional journalist talks?
So since I concede that they are indeed bandage wrapped zombies. When in recorded history have you seen a bandage wrapped zombie that can be killed by another bandage wrapped zombie with additional contact from their expelled fluids?
I await your bibliography.
Hey, I'm not the one claiming to be a zombie expert. My area of speciality is videogames.