ACK!! I AM A MOD!!
...Well, why not? Yes, I'm stuck in NC and I have very, VERY limited internet access... I'll be back full force on Monday or so.
As for King of Spammers, I didn't have the full time to get that one completely done. Whenever I do the next one, THAT will be what I consider complete.
In the meantime, pray that I survive this bit of hell in one piece. Until then, behave yourselves. Make love, not war, for porn sells for more. (Heh.)
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The sad thing about humor today is the fact all jokes contain little more than an obscure adjective, noun, or whatever and some other stupid piece of intellectual observation. This following line is no exception in the race for the cheapest laugh.