Who Thinks They Can Beat My Time Trial Times In Mario Kart: Double Dash?

[Omnipoint Deity]

My new Time Trial times. The kart I used was the Parade Kart and the characters I used were King Boo and Para Troopa.

Track Track Time Best Lap

Luigi Circuit 1:14:704 0:24:703
Peach Beach 1:09:362 0:22:910
Baby Park 1:04:673 0:08:996
Dry Dry Desert 1:35:600 0:31:571
Mushroom Bridge 1:19:537 0:26:259
Mario Circuit 1:31:514 0:29:985
Daisy Cruiser 1:43:106 0:34:013
Waluigi Stadium 1:52:256 0:36:749
Sherbet Land 1:20:708 0:26:142
Mushroom City 1:45:370 0:31:666
Yoshi Circuit 1:48:082 0:35:597
DK Mountain 2:06:950 0:41:532
Wario Colosseum 2:12:931 1:06:225
Dino Dino Jungle 1:53:918 0:37:665
Bowser's Castle 2:35:512 0:51:482
Rainbow Road 3:04:735 1:01:537

Well, good luck everyone. Whoever thinks they can top these then, post here.

 

[Omnipoint Deity]

Well, I see that nobody here can. (evil laughs)

 

[shirt]

grab my grundle

 

[wookiewombat]

Dont You Guys Hate When People Who Post On Message Boards Always Type Every Single Word With A Cap? How Fucking Annoying Is This? I Mean C'MON!

 

[genjiglove]

Well, I see that nobody here can. (evil laughs)

Actually, you are seeing that no one fucking cares.

 

[Chicago Cheeseburgler Crew]

I beat every one of those times by exactly three seconds. I'd post them all but I assume you're bright enough to do the math.

 

[Arcademan]

I beat every one of those times by exactly three seconds. I'd post them all but I assume you're bright enough to do the math.

Don't count on that

 

[lithy]

Yes, my roomates times, pics if required (which some of your times are ridiculously low pics would be nice)


Waluigi Stadium 1:41:912 31:826
Mushroom City 1:42:789 33:958
DK Mountain 1:59:394 38:919
Wario Colosseum 2:10:594 1:04:413
Bowser's Castle 2:30:422 49:884

 

[Omnipoint Deity]

Yes, my roomates times, pics if required (which some of your times are ridiculously low pics would be nice)


Waluigi Stadium 1:41:912 31:826
Mushroom City 1:42:789 33:958
DK Mountain 1:59:394 38:919
Wario Colosseum 2:10:594 1:04:413
Bowser's Castle 2:30:422 49:884

IMPRESSIVE! What kart and characters were used to get those times?

 

[Big Shady]

I don't play games with a courses called "Sherbert Land."

 

[Kid Aphex]

I don't play games with a courses called "Sherbert Land."

Of 'course' not! Your crystaline grammar suggests you're far too mature for such kiddery.

 

[Chicago Cheeseburgler Crew]

Of 'course' not! Your crystaline grammar suggests you're far too mature for such kiddery.

Is kiddery a word?

I hope not, I really hope not.

 

[Kid Aphex]

Is kiddery a word?

I hope not, I really hope not.

Hence, the irony.

 

[Mike Shagohod]

My new Time Trial times. The kart I used was the Parade Kart and the characters I used were King Boo and Para Troopa.

Track Track Time Best Lap

Luigi Circuit 1:14:704 0:24:703
Peach Beach 1:09:362 0:22:910
Baby Park 1:04:673 0:08:996
Dry Dry Desert 1:35:600 0:31:571
Mushroom Bridge 1:19:537 0:26:259
Mario Circuit 1:31:514 0:29:985
Daisy Cruiser 1:43:106 0:34:013
Waluigi Stadium 1:52:256 0:36:749
Sherbet Land 1:20:708 0:26:142
Mushroom City 1:45:370 0:31:666
Yoshi Circuit 1:48:082 0:35:597
DK Mountain 2:06:950 0:41:532
Wario Colosseum 2:12:931 1:06:225
Dino Dino Jungle 1:53:918 0:37:665
Bowser's Castle 2:35:512 0:51:482
Rainbow Road 3:04:735 1:01:537

Well, good luck everyone. Whoever thinks they can top these then, post here.

Suck my big fuckin' hairy balls you Kart playing POS! You're a fucking communist heathen aren't you? I'll just bet your in cahoots with some splinter faction of neo-communistic fuck offs who need to be nuked off of the Earth. I'm using the code motherfucker, I see what you posted... those aren't stage names and times, they're fucking ZnX script. KGB used to do that shit back in the Cold War, and...

wait a second what was this thread about?

 

[lithy]

IMPRESSIVE! What kart and characters were used to get those times?

Sorry I missed your reply here.

It's any two lightweights, usually Diddy Kong and Parakoopa with the Barrel Train.

 

[jro]

Suck my big fuckin' hairy balls you Kart playing POS! You're a fucking communist heathen aren't you? I'll just bet your in cahoots with some splinter faction of neo-communistic fuck offs who need to be nuked off of the Earth. I'm using the code motherfucker, I see what you posted... those aren't stage names and times, they're fucking ZnX script. KGB used to do that shit back in the Cold War, and...

wait a second what was this thread about?

Could a mod please make it so this is automatically the first response to every thread omnipoint deity creates? Or maybe every post in od's threads should automatically be converted to this one? Either way, I'd be happy.