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when/where do inmates have enough unsupervised time to rape each other?

do those "HIV Positive" tattoos people get on their backs work as rape repellent?

There is a lot of free time in prison. There are 96 inmates in one pod and they all have free time out of their cells at the same time. Some of the inmates take the time to study the camera system around them to find the blind spots. Shit happens and unless they are all in lockdown and in single cells, there's really no way to prevent it 100%.

And the tattoos wouldn't help. All HIV positive and AIDS inmates are centrally located in one facility to make sure that the proper care is provided to keep the inmates and the staff healthy. If HIV and AIDS spread throughout the state, it would cost a lot of money. The DOC provides health care and gyms and jobs to try to keep the inmates healthy. Healthy inmates are cheaper to care for than sick ones.
 

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The DOC provides health care and gyms and jobs to try to keep the inmates healthy. Healthy inmates are cheaper to care for than sick ones.

And they have the hard working tax payers to thank for all the free health care, education, gym memberships, TV, etc. etc. they get.

Now if only we would adapt the Russian Prison systems way of dealing with criminals, we'd all be better off. Watched a documentary on Netflix about Russian prisons systems, and that shit is no joke!! Amen to their solution!
 

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This thread is amazing. Can't wait to see where this goes and hear some prison stories.

Just the stuff about what you've lived through with your medical condition is inspiring, and makes me thankful for my health.

I've been dealing with a medical issue for the last 11 months myself, and had two surgeries in the last month, but it's nowhere near what you've gone through, not even a fraction. I hope your condition continues to improve, and thanks for sharing your experiences here.
 

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I mention it only because (IIRC) a side effect of his extreme diet was the remission of an auto immune disease he had...this one involved an excessive flow of histamines and irritation to any part of his body from even the lightest contact.

Holy shit, I just googled excess histamine, and it explains a lot of the weird quirks my body has that no one has ever been able to explain. Skin irritation, my hands swelling when I get too hot, arthritis at a young age, sleep issues, it all fits.
 

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Is the medical condition in question hereditary? Anyone else in your family with the same symptoms?
 

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Is the medical condition in question hereditary? Anyone else in your family with the same symptoms?

When I first saw the neurologist they checked my for an aneurism because my Grandmother had one. I was cleared of any aneurisms.

That is the first question I had for the doctors. No one in my family has or ever had or even heard of LEMS. Full tests were done on me to make sure that this wasn't something that my kids could inherit from me. The doctors said I do not need to worry about my kids getting this passed to them from my DNA. Thank God.
 

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And they have the hard working tax payers to thank for all the free health care, education, gym memberships, TV, etc. etc. they get.

Now if only we would adapt the Russian Prison systems way of dealing with criminals, we'd all be better off. Watched a documentary on Netflix about Russian prisons systems, and that shit is no joke!! Amen to their solution!

yes, because no one deserves a second chance.
 

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This thread is great! Thanks for posting and all the best to you and your family.
 

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Just read this thread. I have to give you props for your incredible mental fortitude being able to deal with a crippling virus like that. You sir have my utmost respect.
 

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What are the differences? I have no idea about your prison system, the german one is probably totally different.

Basically, this just refers to the amount of restriction placed on the inmate. All of the inmates in Sterling are all in a Maximum Security Facility because the perimeter is surrounded by armed guard towers, armed guard vehicle patrols, guard foot patrols, and two razor wire fences separated by an electric "Kill fence." However, inside the facility the inmates have different levels of restriction on their movement. On the minimum side, they go to chow and other activities by unit. In the medium security yard, inmates are moved by pod (3 pods to a unit). In close security, inmates are moved by tier (3 tier to a pod). In maximum security, inmates are moved individually with Officers holding them at all times (except while on the phone or in the shower in which case they are tethered to the wall).
 

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Little To No Help From Fellow Inmates If You Are Dying...

These are stories of death by natural causes or almost death by natural causes.

We'll start with the almost dead guy...

Old man. Warming a cup of water for coffee in the dayroom microwave and eating a peanut butter sandwhich (creamy peanut butter if anyone cares). Another inmate called out for him from their cell that was about 10 feet away to find out when he would be done. The old man got startled and gasped...sucking in his unchewed peanut butter sandwhich. He grabbed his throat and turned away from everyone for like 30 seconds and the inmates were confused. When he turnd back around and was turning blue the inmates freaked. One inmate out of the 96 watching ran to the sliding door and hit the speaker button to alert the officers in the control center. 6 officers ran into the pod just as the old man collapsed to the ground. All of the officer's attention was on the downed inmate so I grabbed another officer and we went about locking the unit down. No one wanted to lock down so we almost had to get forceful with them. Luckily, when I said, "Get to your room so we can save this guy!" everyone quickly ran to their rooms. It also helped that I had a small fire extinguisher sized can of oleoresin capsicum (OC = Law Enforcement/Military grade pepper spray...I had the nasty shit too...Fox 5 instead of the old X2). After all three pods were locked down, I was able to come back and assist with the old man. After having failed at the Heimlich Maneuver and the old inmate going unconscious, one of the officers had a CPR mask on this guy and had been trying to resuscitate him. This had gone one for almost 3 minutes. Everyone thought this dude was going to die. Then the dude coughed and puked all of the peanut butter up and out the mask and in the officer's mouth. The officer got up and ran to the staff bathroom to puke and the rest of us were lifting the old man onto the gurney (the nurses had just arrived). The old man was rushed to the hospital to be checked out and the officer that gave CPR hasn't been able to eat peanut butter ever since.


The guy that did die...

This one is real short and real blunt. He was walking down the halway on the Level 1 (minimum security) side of the facility (they lived in dorm-like trailers instead of concrete holes) when he went into a seizure. This guy had a seizure disorder and so this was a common occurrence. However, he had the worst luck on locations to have a seizure. As the seizure took him he was stiff as a board as he fell forward and hit the metal mailbox that was attached to the wall. The blunt force of the impact immediately snapped his neck and he was dead before he hit the floor. Once again, the inmates freaked.

Inmates always freak because they don't want to be blamed for the incident. The first thing they say is "This guy needs help," and the second thing they say is "I didn't do it!"
 
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yes, because no one deserves a second chance.

Nobody said they never get a second chance. They simply don't babysit and provide absurd luxuries to criminals like they do in the US, at the absurd cost to the hard working tax payers whom have done right by their "first chance" in life. However, without the dirt bags of life, Law Enforcement wouldn't need to exist, so I suppose it all evens out in the end.

Bottom line, don't fuck up your first chance in life, and you won't need a second one. Just saying...
 

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Some People Can't Handle The Idea Of Prison, Let Alone Trying To LIVE There...

Everyone knows that there are a lot of suicides and suicide attempts in prison. Sometimes it is because the inmate is being punked (abused physically, mentally, and/or sexually) and can no longer take it. Sometimes it is because they are severely depressed. Sometimes it is because of the loss of a loved one while they were helpless to do anything because they were in prison. I have seen a few people who have attempted (and one that succeeded) to take their own life using a belt. In the facility I worked at, the only way to hang yourself in your cell is to tie the strangulation device to the top bunk and sit down off the bottom bunk hoping that your weight is enough to do the job. Your feet will still be on the floor so it is a very brutal way to off yourself since you have the option at any time (until you pass out) to stand up and release the pressure on your neck. A lot of these attempts are cries for help and they are saved in time. This is because everyone who has a belt has a cellmate and inmates don't want to be caught in the same room with a dead guy for fear of being blamed for the death.

The more effective methods of suicide in prison that I saw were drug overdose and the cutting/slitting of vital arteries.

The guy that died...

He had made his own hypodermic needle and took a massive overdose of black tar heroin. He did it after everyone was locked down and wasn't discovered until morning. He didn't have a cellie at the time and he covered himself up to look like he was sleeping in his bunk. The graveyard officers got into trouble because we are trained to recognize living, breathing flesh and they had done three counts with him already dead.

The two worst ones where the guy lived...

One night, during the graveyard shift, an inmate began hitting his speaker button like crazy. When the speaker call was answered, the inmate screamed that his cellie had slit his wrist and was bleeding out in the room. The officers responded and were able to save him but his cellie had nightmares for weeks and this is why. The inmate who tried to off himself was on the top bunk. This inmate was asleep. The only reason the suicidal inmate survived was because the inmate on the bottom bunk woke up covered in blood and freaked thinking it was his own. When he realized what was going on, he alerted the officers.

Different day, different unit, different inmate. I received a call for first responders to the unit next door. When I ran into the dayroom with my partner, one of my gloves ripped as I was putting it on. We were still unaware of what happened. All we knew is that there was an inmate at the slider door of the dayroom yelling out the room number and that he didn't do it. I took one step in the room and stopped my partner from entering. There was blood all over the walls and the desks and floor. In the middle of the room was an eighteen year old man standing there draining the blood from his wrists into the trash can and he said to me, "Please don't let me live. Just wait a little longer and tell my cellie I tried not to make a mess, but it squirted and it couldn't be helped." I told my partner to grab the inmates wrists and hold as tight as he could (I also explained my glove had ripped). I yelled to the other back-up officers that were arriving to grab as many clean rags from the distribution room as they could as well as lots of sterile gauze from the first aid kit from my unit and the unit we were in. I got new gloves on and I got the gauze to put on the kids' wrists. He had used the blade from a safety razor and had almost an inch into his wrists (he couldn't control his hands and fingers...they were limp). With the gauze in place I wrapped as many rags as I could around the areas and we then had to cary him from the second tier into the dayroom where the wheelchair was brought in. 4 officers had to run him to medical while the Sargent was calling medical on the phone to get an ambulance (they are the ones who have to authorize an ambulance) and at the same time I called over the radiio to get medical ready and they needed an ambulance as fast as possible if they wanted this kid to live. One officer is holding one hand, one officer is holding the other, one is running the wheelchair and I am calling out which doors needed opened and when by Master Control and West Control. When we got into the medical office, the nurse moved the gauze for only a second and said, "Holy shit!" put the gauze back and the ambulance was on it's way. The inmate and two armed officers went to the hospital and the kid lived. He had some very crazy scars left from the experiance and he told us that he had just been told that his last appeal had been denied and he was there for 10 years. He also mentioned he was being punked daily since he had arrived almost two years earlier.
 

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It was after the death stories that the KLOV thread got heated with one of the members getting very angry about my thread. It was quickly handled and the posts were removed, but I wanted to make sure I put part of my response in this ported thread anyways....

I'm not trying to make myself look like a "badass." This stuff doesn't happen everyday. This is not the only things that happen in prison. This is just a thread about things I experienced while I was a CO. Am I reliving my glory days a little, yes. I loved my job and as I get into this thread more I think it will be more apparent that I was damn good at it. If I hadn't become ill I would still be there now. If I was there now, this thread wouldn't exist as I would not be allowed to talk about my work.

My favorite days at work were the boring days. I have said that since I was a lowly mall security officer. Slow, boring days means no one got hurt and nothing bad happened.
 

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Another funny joke from the KLOV thread...


Supposed to be a conversation between myself and a friend (joke told by another KLOVer, not me)...

Buddy: 'lets out a loud low pitched fart'

You: Sounds like an old prison injury!
or
You: Sounds like that's been tampered with!
 

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Someone On KLOV Asked What My Motivation Was To Become A CO...

The reason I became a CO??? I felt that there was a right way to do things and that it wasn't being done so I was going to do it the way I thought it should be done. I went into this knowing full well what I was in for. Unlike a lot of my fellow officers who were there because it paid better than Wal-Mart, I went to Colorado State University and got my degree prepping for this job. I have a bachelor's in sociology with my focus on criminology and deviance. I worked through college as mall security to learn communication skills and how to deal while under pressure. It also helped with my attention to details and report writing skills.

Yes, most inmates absolutely hate most COs. I would like to say that I was not hated, but that would not be true. I do however, believe that I received much respect from officers and inmates alike. My job was safety and security, not punishment and badgering. I think that showed. Here is one example of why I feel that I had some respect from the inmates...

There was one inmate in my unit that was known for tattoos. It was obvious because he was completely covered in his crip related tats. I had busted him once in the past for having a new tat and once for being in possession of tattoo paraphernalia (tattoo needles and homemade ink). In the facility I worked at, three tattoo offenses and you spent 6 months in Ad Seg. One day, after I had just finished my initial acceptance rounds, I was told that tattoo gun noises were coming from a certain cell. I managed to approach the cell with a partner and catch this inmate with a fully assembled and working tattoo machine (hard to find as a whole...we usually only find the parts because they do not assemble them until they use them). He was pissed because he was going to Ad Seg for 6 months. Six months later he came back to my unit. Normally this is bad for the officer because there is a lot of animosity that has been building for 6 months. I walked up to the inmate and asked, "Are we (you and me) going to have problems?" and he replied, "No. I was doing my job. You were just doing your job. It just turns out that you are better at your job than I am at mine. Besides, for the last six months I have been laughed at in seg by the other inmates because you caught me with the whole machine. Believe me, that won't happen again." I then said, "So you've learned that you are supposed to outsource your work and not supply your own gun?" He laughed and said, "Yeah, we won't have problems."
 

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Fascinating thread. I love reading these stories. I am a HUGE Lockup fan!

We aren't soft here like they tend to be on KLOV. Don't worry about offending anyone :)
 

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How accurate is the video below?

No shame in his game. That's hilarious. I don't know about Kentucky, but in Colorado there are a few predators. Those are the ones who get off by taking it instead of releasing sexual frustrations. Some of the inmates refer to themselves as straight as long as they stop 1 month before they get out...Gay For The Stay they call it. Most of the time, the truly homosexual people are very obvious in Prison. Sometimes they are victimized because inmates assume they like all dick. Sometimes the obviously gay offer their services in exchange for something (prison money, protection, whatever). There was one guy who would crush colored pencil lead to make eye shadow and was caught on many occasions with a group of guys and a jar of honey in his pocket. He claims he was just giving a "singing performance" for the guys and the honey helps his throat. Everyone knew what he was up to, but he was never caught during the act.

edit...also, in Colorado the inmates are allowed to have porno mags. They can have full nudity as long as no penetration could be seen and they were not allowed to have it displayed in their room. It had to be in the foot locker box.
 
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Some great stories here that further illustrate the inefficacy of our correctional system in rehabilitating inmates. I think the only reason our correctional system exists in its current form is to make certain corporations affiliated with this industry highly profitable. Making a genuine attempt at rehabiliation to prevent recidivism does not factor into their PnL.

I think the only way to improve the situation is to implement The Judge system.
 

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Some great stories here that further illustrate the inefficacy of our correctional system in rehabilitating inmates. I think the only reason our correctional system exists in its current form is to make certain corporations affiliated with this industry highly profitable. Making a genuine attempt at rehabiliation to prevent recidivism does not factor into their PnL.

I think the only way to improve the situation is to implement The Judge system.


Prisons are traded on the FUCKING STOCK MARKET (look up CXW, CRN, GEO)... if that doesn't tell you something is probably wrong I don't know what does.
 
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