What's Your Favorite English Miss-Translation In A Video Game?

[GutsDozer]

I love you guys. Lmao I knew this thread would be highly entertaining.

 

[GutsDozer]

All the reply's just keep getting better and better. This shit is gold!

 

[OMFG]

Armed Police Batrider: (song) Let's Ass Kick Together.

Violent Storm: "Break out, BREAK OUT FIGHTING!"

Xmen (Arcade): Welcome to DIE!

 

[Normdog]

 

[CowboyCrocket]

 

[Jeneki]

Classic:


Should have ordered sushi:

 

[GutsDozer]

 

[silverharbinger]

"I'm destined just to die"

 

[MrRoboto19XX]

This gem from the PC-Engine always leaves me amazed:

 

[Mac91]

Miss Translation? Is that like Miss World but for the language world?

 

[Viewpoint]

Most of Samurai Shodown II imo..

 

[GutsDozer]

Miss Translation? Is that like Miss World but for the language world?

Yes. There is pageantry.

 

[Kazuki Dash]

 

[Boredom]

I don't think that's a mistranslation, it's just a funny thing for Akuma to be saying. It was probably rewritten and has nothing to do with the JPN script.

They did amusingly misspell "Shadawloo" in SVC.

 

[theMot]

What is the one about Zangief wanting to pile drive people all day?

 

[StevenK]

Aero Fighters 3 AES

 

[Marek]

Victoly!

 

[cdamm]

shit. i was beaten to 'download'. but that game is chock full of gold:

 

[Normdog]

 

[Opethian]

 

[CowboyCrocket]

More form Magician Lord

 

[ballzdeepx]

 

[Kazuki Dash]

I don't think that's a mistranslation, it's just a funny thing for Akuma to be saying. It was probably rewritten and has nothing to do with the JPN script.

True, I was kinda stretching the meaning of "mistranslation" to include English dialogue that couldn't possibly have been what the original Japanese text said. SNK had so many priceless examples of this:

They did amusingly misspell "Shadawloo" in SVC.

I had forgotten all about that.

 

[NGT]

I don't know if it was a language thing or not, but there was a Genesis marvel or something game that said, "You can not escape!" and the bad guy responds "You will be the one escaping!"

 

[Kazuki Dash]

I remember that one from the arcade: