Ed McBroom, who's running for state senate here in my district, sent me a flyer the other day touting how his 150 cows (he's a farmer) trust him, so, I can too. Seriously? They're unintelligent animals that are also his personal property, essentially milk/beef slaves, that have no choice but to "like" him. That'd be like me saying y'all should make me moderator here because my cat purrs when I pet her or my dog wags his tail when I give him a treat.