What do you think is the WORST handheld ever released?

[Snooptalian]

Yeah, well the poll is worst handheld genius. Gameboy is NOT the worst handheld, and if you choose it over shit like N-Gauge or that Tiger game then you're nothing more than a blithering idiot.

WORD!!!

 

[Galford Forever]

Whoever voted for the Gameboy/Color are fucking morons.

Yeah seriously. And somebody voted for the GBA! That thing is awesome.

Now I admitted that my vote was probably not the worst, but it's the worst of the handhelds that I've actually played. I can't vote for stuff that I haven't played.

 

[SonGohan]

People who voted for the Gameboy/Color are probably little spoiled kids raised on Playstation graphics who think dot matrix is Satan. With all the Mega Mans, Zeldas, Final Fantasys, Marios, etc.. I seriously don't see how anybody can even consider this for the worst portable. Hell, even that Ninja Turtles game rocked.

The Gameboy Advance is another killer portable that has great games all across the line. NGPC shouldn't be considered either. Ah, I'm about to bust a blood vessel if I continue.. /twitch

 

[Huxley]

How many handhelds make you look like a total prick? One - the N-Gage.

 

[Nesagwa]

R-Zone was sort of a system. I dont know. It was basically just LCD games on little plastic things and a headset with blinding red lights that you couldnt see because the thing kept falling off your head.

Im gonna buy a Game.com and every game for it off ebay. Even the Internet adaptor. Ill only be out like 50 bucks.

 

[bokmeow]

R-Zone was sort of a system. I dont know. It was basically just LCD games on little plastic things and a headset with blinding red lights that you couldnt see because the thing kept falling off your head.

Im gonna buy a Game.com and every game for it off ebay. Even the Internet adaptor. Ill only be out like 50 bucks.

....You're gonna become a laughing stock Nesagwa. Even next to the N-gage, you cannot possibly look good in comparison.

 

[Nesagwa]

....You're gonna become a laughing stock Nesagwa. Even next to the N-gage, you cannot possibly look good in comparison.

I dont care. I always wanted one as a kid and now Im going to do it. Plus, wheel of fortune and solitaire cant be THAT bad.

 

[NeoTheranthrope]

who the hell voted for the Nomad?

 

[Dean]

I can't believe someone voted for the GP32!! What?

Thank god no moron voted against the Turbo Express (yes, that's the portable Turbo Grafx). What a great friggin system

Oh, and I think this thread, in its short life, has the most occurrances of "pile of shit" I have ever seen. We should send the link to the folks at Nokia and Tiger.

 

[MetalSlugJunkie]

*nods*

right... if you even consider the ngage and the tiger to BE handheld games... i consider them to be a waste of materials... not even up there... so i still say gameboy sucks the hardest...

 

[FormlessOne]

Re: *nods*

right... if you even consider the ngage and the tiger to BE handheld games... i consider them to be a waste of materials... not even up there... so i still say gameboy sucks the hardest...

You..Sir...are an asshat! Good day...

 

[norton9478]

You were smart not to include "LED football" by Coleco... It owns all other handhelds.... for 10 years it was the only one you could play in the dark.

 

[roker]

Sega Nomad

I thought was too big and horrible on batteries

 

[NeoTheranthrope]

Sega Nomad

I thought was too big and horrible on batteries

*sigh* true, that thing was heavy as hell and batteries were for the times when you couldn't use the A/C or cigerette lighter adapter. Still, you could plat both the gamegear's and Genisis' game libraries on one (portable, rather than handheld) machine

 

[[OCEAN]]

I was tempted to give my vote to the shitty Ngage, but being realistic, nothing, absolutely NOTHING is worse than the Tiger Game.com. Has anyone played sonic jam on it??? duh

I also think Nintendo's Virtual Boy shouldn't be considered as a handheld... and I don't know why it gets so much hate. Ok, so it isn't a great system AT ALL, but it has some great games and it's quite unique.

[OCEAN]

 

[Pink Spider]

Who the hell said Turbo Express?!?!

 

[FormlessOne]

I still don't understand why Virtual Boy is up there, and besides I love that fuckin thing...

-VB4EVA-

 

[roker]

Who the hell said GameBoy Advance

 

[Syxx573]

Well I voted for the N-Gage. I never played the Game.com. I avoided it like the plague. I mean, look at that shit. Do you really need to have another handheld? I bet anyone who bought it wished they had spent the money on more game boy or neo geo pocket games.

The virtual boy was bad but... they were trying something new. At least it's inexcusable.

Anyone who voted for GBA or GBC has their head up their ass.

 

[Dean]

I put Virtual Boy on the list since it's not really a console and you do hold it in your hand (and on yo' grill). It's more portable, so here it is. You don't like tough crap.

I also didn't feel like opening it up to LCD games, Nintendo Game & Watch, R-Zone, etc because, well, I don't consider those really in the same class as the others.

 

[MetalSlugJunkie]

me!

I said GBA :-D me no likee

 

[roker]

Re: me!

I said GBA :-D me no likee

Originally posted by Syxx573
Anyone who voted for GBA or GBC has their head up their ass.

 

[roker]

Atari Lynx (I/II)
Sega Nomad
Turbo Express


I think these particular selections go against what is wrong with a handheld system

a) too big
b) batteries are killer
c) bulky and/or heavy

at least the other entries are small and light.

 

[MetalSlugJunkie]

so what

you na gonna bring me down! i have my 'pinions and thats all she wrote!!

 

[Denus]

I didn't vote 'cause I don't know some handhelds in the list.
My first handheld was a (no, not a Sony ) Lynx from Atari.
The first model was huge, but very cool at that time.
With games as Chip's Challenge, Rygar and Crystal Mines, I played for hours. But with a power supply nearby, because the 6 batteries were empty after an houre of two...!

I still have two Atari Lynx (Type 2), as good as new, with some games: I will keep them forever....